Hazza has gone from one of the nation's favourites to a persona non grata, it must sting a little. It's rather a shame that Mr and Mrs 'Din Do Nuffin' are unhealthy (and obsessively) pouring over every article and threatening to sue when they could be enjoying their life of luxury. What a way to live.
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Wow.........so much to say....Harkles PR has been busy if that's the line they are taking!
Newsweek has got the Sussex clap-back on Invictus ETA It's a doozy and I've bolded on the particularly funny bits.
Why Prince Harry Called In Lawyers Over Canceled Invictus Games Fundraiser
Prince Harry is threatening legal action over claims a star-studded pop concert to raise money for his Invictus Games veterans' tournament was scrapped because of his mega Netflix deal.www.newsweek.com
Prince Harry has threatened legal action over claims a fundraiser for the Invictus Games was canceled due to the Netflix mega-deal he signed with wife Meghan Markle.
The Duke of Sussex, 35, launched the Olympics-style tournament for injured veterans and is quoted on its website saying it shows "the very best of the human spirit."
However, reports over the weekend suggested a fundraiser event due to be streamed by Amazon was canceled due to a conflict of interest with Harry and Meghan's new Netflix contract.
They signed a landmark deal estimated at between $50 to $100 million to make shows over multiple years.
The concert was once planned for the Hollywood Bowl, in Los Angeles, around the time of the 2021 Invictus games next year. There were discussions about asking Ed Sheeran and Beyonce to perform.
A source close to the couple vehemently denied the story, saying the move was due to the impact of the coronavirus.
The Sunday Times has now added a note to its original story confirming it has received a legal complaint over its article, which remains online.
Newsweek has been told a letter before action was sent to the newspaper because the criticism struck at a cause close to Harry's heart.
A Sussex source told Newsweek: "This is about the suggestion that the duke was not fully committed to the Invictus Games, which is untrue and was obviously upsetting to the duke."
The source added: "The Netflix stuff has absolutely zero to do with the Invictus plan, there's absolutely no connection whatsoever.
"In terms of the plan for some form of Amazon-backed concert, which was part of the proposal, there are lots of reasons why that's not going ahead.
"One of the main ones being the proposal was for a live major concert at the Hollywood Bowl.
"There were lots of problems with it and everyone went away and it was decided they were not going to push forward with it and therefore there were other ways to look at other fundraising opportunities for Invictus."
The newspaper claimed a lawyer acting for Harry had canceled the event citing a "conflict" over a planned deal with a rival streaming service.
Plans for the concert, negotiated by Spun Gold, were in their infancy with the venue unable to give guarantees about whether it would be open due to coronavirus.
Sheeran and Beyonce had not yet been booked and the project was still in the development stage.
However, Newsweek has been told Prince Harry is still open to working with Amazon in the future should a different project be possible.
A source said: "Amazon has an amazing veterans employment program and support program in the U.S.
"They are keen to try and support Invictus in some way. That does not mean at this stage that there is going to be a concert in the Hollywood Bowl in the spring which sells tickets and all the rest of it.
"Will that materialize into some other form of support? There's a possibility. We will constantly continue those lines of conversation. But as it currently stands it is not going ahead."
To start with, who is advising them? How many previous litigations against the press by Harry and Meghan have been successful? Throwing a strop because the press 'misrepresent' or dont tell the story the way you want it told, is childish and ineffectual!
Secondly....how can you start to professionally trust someone who is throwing ideas around, like a concert at the Hollywood bowl, which must be booked up for years in advance, and then cancels it 9 months before its due to go ahead!
That shows appalling planning, if its 9 months away shouldnt the main points, like venue and headline acts be pencilled in? Beyonce and Ed Sheeren's work diaries are bound to be booked up for years ahead!
Good luck to the pair of them for working with Netflix, if they are this hopeless at getting the basic stuff right!
I'll cough up a couple of fur balls!
Do you dunk your penis?
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I considered name changing for this, but, duck it.
We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.
Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.
Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?
I don't know what's funnier - the idea of somebody actually doing that or the fact there are 1001 posts on it!!Penis beaker indeed - same principle as a finger bowl at the Chinese I suppose.
I will never look at finger bowl in the same way now
i am shocked with the drama with invictus. Isn't that where Smeg met Haz? Doesn't it hold a special place in their heart?
He will never be a leader. he will always be a follower. His entire life, the men in suits told him what to do, what to wear, which events to attend to. Now Smeg tells him what to do, what to say and what to wear. They must've missed the men-in-grey-suits so much that all harry wears is grey.
She probably thought that RF= riches and thought if she bags a prince, she would get riches and flaunt around 10 carat diamond ring. Instead she got a meaningful ring, which is not bigger than her nails. RF is probably frugal and she probably didn't like that so brainwashed him into thinking about money. Now everything they do is dictated by money.
Being rich requires brain, hardwork and a little bit of luck. the money-hungry-couple doesn't have any of those. They copy other people's ideas. They are only hard at work litigating others. Karma's a b**** and luck is definitely not on their side.
He will never be a leader. he will always be a follower. His entire life, the men in suits told him what to do, what to wear, which events to attend to. Now Smeg tells him what to do, what to say and what to wear. They must've missed the men-in-grey-suits so much that all harry wears is grey.
She probably thought that RF= riches and thought if she bags a prince, she would get riches and flaunt around 10 carat diamond ring. Instead she got a meaningful ring, which is not bigger than her nails. RF is probably frugal and she probably didn't like that so brainwashed him into thinking about money. Now everything they do is dictated by money.
Being rich requires brain, hardwork and a little bit of luck. the money-hungry-couple doesn't have any of those. They copy other people's ideas. They are only hard at work litigating others. Karma's a b**** and luck is definitely not on their side.
It's just amazing stuff!
The Harkles do not disappoint. They literally sent out PR saying that after a year of planning their professional team hadn't booked a venue or star acts with only 9 months to go but the amazing genius gang that is Team Harkles 'saw lots of problems with it' so cancelled.
Shambles or tit-show, you decide
What a way to live your life, constantly in legal fights. What a way to thrive.
Like the freaky deek he is
Iโm betting as their numerous lawsuits crash and burn they will start suing their own lawyers.
More Harkle PR for Invictus damage control in People this afternoon
people.com
Something interesting in what they are saying though.
Last week (Telegraph and Spectator - quoted below ) sources were saying
The couple have signed up to a multi-million pound deal with Netflix that will see them producing โinspirationalโ childrenโs programmes and documentaries. Hoping to follow in the footsteps of the Obamas, they will reportedly receive an exclusivity fee of ยฃ3.7m, up to ยฃ1.5m each year as a retainer, as well as fees for each show produced. A nature documentary and an animated series on inspirational women are already said to be in the pipeline.
But today in People:
โThe suggestion or implication is that the duke has decided to choose his own financial benefit over raising money for veterans or the Invictus Games is egregious. Invictus is something that is his creation, there is so much that he believes in. It is one of the most important things to him,โ says a source close to the prince.
"It is absolutely untrue that the Netflix deal is connected to the Invictus Games and Amazon proposal," the source continues.
Lawyers working for Harry have written to The Sunday Times to complain, PEOPLE understands. The source adds that there is nothing in the Netflix deal that Harry and Meghan recently signed that stops them from working on projects at other broadcasters or streaming services."
So Netflix didn't bother to thrash out an exclusivity clause. That's normally celebrity Deal 101.
ETA Royal Cash-in Keyword Search Bingo from People: Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, Prince Harry, prince, duke, prince, Duke. Plus three photos each captioned Prince Harry'
Prince Harry Denies Fundraising Event for Invictus Games Was Axed Because of Netflix Deal
Prince Harry denies fundraising event for his Invictus Games was Axed because of his new Netflix Deal
Something interesting in what they are saying though.
Last week (Telegraph and Spectator - quoted below ) sources were saying
The couple have signed up to a multi-million pound deal with Netflix that will see them producing โinspirationalโ childrenโs programmes and documentaries. Hoping to follow in the footsteps of the Obamas, they will reportedly receive an exclusivity fee of ยฃ3.7m, up to ยฃ1.5m each year as a retainer, as well as fees for each show produced. A nature documentary and an animated series on inspirational women are already said to be in the pipeline.
But today in People:
โThe suggestion or implication is that the duke has decided to choose his own financial benefit over raising money for veterans or the Invictus Games is egregious. Invictus is something that is his creation, there is so much that he believes in. It is one of the most important things to him,โ says a source close to the prince.
"It is absolutely untrue that the Netflix deal is connected to the Invictus Games and Amazon proposal," the source continues.
Lawyers working for Harry have written to The Sunday Times to complain, PEOPLE understands. The source adds that there is nothing in the Netflix deal that Harry and Meghan recently signed that stops them from working on projects at other broadcasters or streaming services."
So Netflix didn't bother to thrash out an exclusivity clause. That's normally celebrity Deal 101.
ETA Royal Cash-in Keyword Search Bingo from People: Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, Prince Harry, prince, duke, prince, Duke. Plus three photos each captioned Prince Harry'
Iโd hate to be either of these two clowns. Creating their own daily stress fest.More Harkle PR for Invictus damage control in People this afternoon
Prince Harry Denies Fundraising Event for Invictus Games Was Axed Because of Netflix Deal
Prince Harry denies fundraising event for his Invictus Games was Axed because of his new Netflix Deal
Something interesting in what they are saying though.
Last week (Telegraph and Spectator - quoted below ) sources were saying
The couple have signed up to a multi-million pound deal with Netflix that will see them producing โinspirationalโ childrenโs programmes and documentaries. Hoping to follow in the footsteps of the Obamas, they will reportedly receive an exclusivity fee of ยฃ3.7m, up to ยฃ1.5m each year as a retainer, as well as fees for each show produced. A nature documentary and an animated series on inspirational women are already said to be in the pipeline.
But today in People:
โThe suggestion or implication is that the duke has decided to choose his own financial benefit over raising money for veterans or the Invictus Games is egregious. Invictus is something that is his creation, there is so much that he believes in. It is one of the most important things to him,โ says a source close to the prince.
"It is absolutely untrue that the Netflix deal is connected to the Invictus Games and Amazon proposal," the source continues.
Lawyers working for Harry have written to The Sunday Times to complain, PEOPLE understands. The source adds that there is nothing in the Netflix deal that Harry and Meghan recently signed that stops them from working on projects at other broadcasters or streaming services."
So Netflix didn't bother to thrash out an exclusivity clause. That's normally celebrity Deal 101.
ETA Royal Cash-in Keyword Search Bingo from People: Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, Prince Harry, prince, duke, prince, Duke. Plus three photos each captioned Prince Harry'
@Pom Bear do you think that you could do a tattlers in court against the Harkles illustration?Right, got it. I'll take the cat as well in that case - just as Freda starts giving her speech about the fact they are a pair of 'you know what's', you run across the floor, the cat can give chase (a la Tom & Jerry stylee, ya know), Pom joins in, the whole place will be in uproar. The judge is on a chair screaming at the sight of you rapidly approaching his trouser leg in your attempt to escape the cat, he's that distressed he throws us all out shouting 'case dismissed' and runs off to his chambers to find his bicycle clips & bottle of whisky.
Don't worry, the cat won't hurt you - she only eats things with tails!
Outlined as above with @freda19 's ripped knitting and @Miscanthus as the cat @Palpatine as an even bigger cat, @Gidget As our attorney and @Facehugger as the resident alien with others waving pitchforks
I'd love to see that
That's a great idea@Pom Bear do you think that you could do a tattlers in court against the Harkles illustration?
Outlined as above with @freda19 's ripped knitting and @Miscanthus as the cat @Palpatine as an even bigger cat, @Gidget As our attorney and @Facehugger as the resident alien with others waving pitchforks
I'd love to see that
x I try my best and put it up at my usual time as it take a while to do but yep I have a go
xx
Brilliant idea.....don't forget our little Scotch hammy in there too pleaseThat's a great idea
I try my best and put it up at my usual time as it take a while to do but yep I have a go
xI add Scotch Mist in tooBrilliant idea.....don't forget our little Scotch hammy in there too please
xxI admit I don't know much on court layouts etc and who sits where etc but I give it a go
I have to do our tattle friends as they look on here so Freda would have her tattle photo next to ripped knitting for instance lol 
xx
That would be bloody brilliant. And since the original Apprentice series were in the US and featured Trump as the boss, would sell in the US as well.Vanity projects by talentless, egotistical, narcissistic people, how can it go wrong,
unless they do a new version of the apprentice, applying to be Archies new nanny, called โthe nannyโ
They can critique the nannyโs, give them tasks like reading to a child with a full nappy, Meghan critiquing the emotion, running with one of those tricycles things away from โpaparazziโ, and at the end of each episode one of the nannies is fired. Dora can be a paid consultant Thatโs where their talents lie
They could have Doris in the Margaret/Karren female advisor role and Omit Scoobies in the Nick/Claude male advisor role.
They already have the glamorous Massive House for the teams to stay in.
Tasks need not necessarily include Archiedoll, but some should:
- Look after Archiedoll for a day while making sure he gets papped but without getting found out for blatantly booking the paps in
- Make a TV advert to try to get viewers for their latest wokeumentary Megflix show
- Come up with and market a new flavour of tea to throw at the staff
- Organise a tourist bus tour of Greater Los Angeles, pointing out the houses of the rich and famous who are still Smeghan's friends
- Work in a Private Jet agency, the team that sells the most flights to Extinction Rebellion members wins the week
- Sell avocado burgers and banana rock with inspirational quotes written all the way up the centre, to the punters in Disneyland California
- 10 item shopping spree around Beverley Hills, with all the items on the shopping list being tat from Misha Nonoo and Victoria Beckham's shops. Excellent merching opportunities from this episode!
- Gatecrash some other charity's event then claim it as your own (being sure to get lots of photos)
- Design and market a calendar of every other UK royal event or birthday, worth trying to overshadow
- Persuade celebrities to lend you their Massive Houses, but then don't actually pay them
- For the finale episode, try to blag a ticket to the Oscars by any means possible!
That is pure class, brilliant!
I'd imagined Supernanny Jo Frost peering over her glasses in Karen's role judging any Archibald tasks, can you fit her in? 
What about me?@Pom Bear do you think that you could do a tattlers in court against the Harkles illustration?
Outlined as above with @freda19 's ripped knitting and @Miscanthus as the cat @Palpatine as an even bigger cat, @Gidget As our attorney and @Facehugger as the resident alien with others waving pitchforks
I'd love to see that
Am I to just sit quietly in a cell waiting for someone to rescue me?
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