Harry and Meghan #37 Do actresses **** in the woods?

[lookeyloo]

you lot and your bloody photoshops always have me rolling

 

[Scotch Mist]

I've never had implants but thanks for wondering about me
I don't know too many men who would go for the flat chested look she has in that pic , bad look when the guys chesticles are bigger than his dates

Glad to hear your tits are thriving

 

[Pom Bear]

Does the new house come with the type of bathroom that be perfect for Meghan

An ensuite wood to pee in

Must catch up reading now lol. x

 

[freda19]

Harry was "blown away" was he , I bet the " satin brabra " I mentioned in the last thread was under that shiny dress Although looking at it again there wasn't much to fill a bra , looks like she lost the top button too, tiz very bare

Harry was smitten with Meg before date when pal showed her in 'slinky dress'

PRINCE Harry was blown away with Meghan Markle after a friend showed him a picture of her in a slinky silver dress, it has been revealed. The Duke of Sussex was set up on a blind date with the form…

www.thesun.co.uk

Thanks to all involved for new thread

Hang on, I'm not having that She didn't put out until the third date I'll have you know. She said so, and he held the door and let her enter the boudoir first cos he's a gent.

Hmm, the waiter in our local restaurant has held the door for me and let me enter first at least 10 times since we've been going there but I've still not shagged him for it.
Dear Deirdre, Am I doing something wrong?

 

[Scotch Mist]

 

[Doodlebug005]

JANET STREET-PORTER: Somebody needs to draft Harry an exit plan

JANET STREET PORTER: Santa Barbara is California's well heeled version of Sandbanks in Dorset, a safe haven for the very elderly and the extremely rich.

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My husband says about Janet "If she told you to be home from the pub at 10 you would be home at 10 to 10" ( hazza probably would do the same to avoid Meghans wrath, if he was allowed go to the pub) Janet makes the nightlife sound riveting over there! In bed by 8.30

 

[Carey2020]

Anyone ever noticed the pool pictures from the Jamaican wedding? No chemistry, no love, she looks v unattractive, like a bloke?

 

[Doodlebug005]

Hang on, I'm not having that She didn't put out until the third date I'll have you know. She said so, and he held the door and let her enter the boudoir first cos he's a gent.

Hmm, the waiter in our local restaurant has held the door for me and let me enter first at least 10 times since we've been going there but I've still not shagged him for it.
Dear Deirdre, Am I doing something wrong?

Where did you get Boudoir info Miss Freda? Peering in windows again oh forget about the waiter hold out for a dumbass prince

 

[Chinwag]

Having listened to Andrew Morton on an Australian piece and the way he worded something, i believe that the five friends may well be all female American celebrities with the exception of Amal Clooney who decided to band together or at the very least Amal is one of them and if one of them is called upon during the court case it will be Amal

 

[Scotch Mist]

Having listened to Andrew Morton on an Australian piece and the way he worded something, i believe that the five friends may well be all female American celebrities with the exception of Amal Clooney who decided to band together or at the very least Amal is one of them and if one of them is called upon during the court case it will be Amal

I'm surprised about that. I thought she might have more sense and she's a barrister this is bad news

 

[Norbs]

I'm surprised about that. I thought she might have more sense and she's a barrister this is bad news

Surely the 5 would be witnesses for the defence (albeit hostile ones), ie to prove that the information was already in the public domain and to be questioned under oath about whether Meghan had asked them to leak it. I can’t see any reason why they would be called by the claimant’s side?

In that case, surely the MoS’s lawyers decide which of them is called? Unless they think that Amal would have too great a respect for the law to perjure herself on behalf of someone she barely knows.

 

[cosmo girl]

Does the new house come with the type of bathroom that be perfect for Meghan

An ensuite wood to pee in

Must catch up reading now lol. x

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Oh Pom you're are wasted on here

I'm surprised about that. I thought she might have more sense and she's a barrister this is bad news

I can't see her being involved.

 

[PoleStar]

Is anyone here registered to comment on Daily Mail comments section? I've never signed up.
It would be funny to suggest sending white feathers there.
Whole Turkeys might be flying their way then

Yes, I am! Under a different name.

 

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@Charlie-dog
“How do you actually move house when the country is in lockdown?”

May I just say that America is weird. With coronavirus, individual states and even cities made different decisions about lockdown.

Hi - same in Australia, due to us being a Federation. Each state is able to implement a set of nationally agreed strategies, dependent on State need. Decisions are made at a National Cabinet, but essentially, we are all doing different variations on an agreed theme. Where I live, we are doing really well (touch wood). Victoria on the other hand, is experiencing a 'second wave', and Melbourne is in Stage 4 lockdown.

 

[NotDumbNotBlonde]

It's late at night and I'm too hot to sleep yet again, feeling soppy but I really do hope that the BRF realise how many people are wise to the Harkles' game. And that we value the steadiness and decency over the flashy and trashy.

I didn't like the clapping (ex-NHS myself, I found it cheaply sentimental, they need proper funding not empty gestures) but really loved that photo of the Cambridges outside Anmer Hall. That front door with the glowing lamps against the mellow brick! The Harkles can keep their ostentatious noov-y multi-looed gaff.

 

[Pom Bear]

You have surpassed yourself. Bloody brilliant.

Thank you very much xx
It's great so many enjoyed it xx

 

[neo_wales]

The Mail have enjoyed serving up 'The shadowy Russian Scarface oligarch' this afternoon, including his friendship with a 'porn webcam model'

'Scarface oligarch' who sold Meghan and Harry their cut-price mansion

Sergey Grishin (pictured with ex-wife Anna Fedoseeva), 54, is nicknamed the 'Scarface oligarch' due to his earlier purchase of the California estate which appeared in the 1983 Al Pacino movie.

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What lovely company the Harkles keep buy houses from. Hope they've had the house swept for electronic trickery.

You beat me to it, that house will be bugged from top to bottom. Even when they go for a royal poo there will be a picture of the tortoise sticking its head out the shell before it hits the water.

 

[Palpatine]

Having listened to Andrew Morton on an Australian piece and the way he worded something, i believe that the five friends may well be all female American celebrities with the exception of Amal Clooney who decided to band together or at the very least Amal is one of them and if one of them is called upon during the court case it will be Amal

Nah I can’t see her sullying her reputation as a barrister for smeggie.

 

[Pom Bear]

On fire

Thank you xx

765 Rockbridge Rd, Montecito, CA 93108

Send a few stink bombs in the post x
...and some book pages in bits from been shredded lol.

 

[freda19]

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The gardeners have smeggy proofed the gardens.