Harry and Meghan #37 Do actresses **** in the woods?

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My friend who works for a newspaper that I won’t name told me these two will get into trouble like Andrew - they’ll hook up with a dodgy rich guy like Epstein.... and here we are.. enter dodgy oligarch ... the Royal Family need to cut them off now!
 
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Would we be able to tell the difference?
All joking aside though, I totally think 'there's a wee want in him' ... as we say round these parts.
Well, used to say before PC went nuts on our asses and ADHD/ADD/whatever was discovered.
 
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According to the Mail, running costs could run to approx 367k pm/4.4million pa (security/gardeners/cook/housekeeper/utilities/property tax etc)
that is a lot of expenses!! using taxpayer money and are ungrateful twats!!!

isnt it fire season in california? i would assume they would have to buy fire insurance and evacuate in case of wild fires and all...i bet you, she's going to use that excuse to buy another house for doria :rolleyes: :mad:
 
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According to the Mail, running costs could run to approx 367k pm/4.4million pa (security/gardeners/cook/housekeeper/utilities/property tax etc)
You can add two million on top of that for the grifters commission for holding the fort.

I'd want any receipt she put through forensically accounted.
 
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He did freda. But he did it with love 💕
In my neck of the woods the word bleep is actually a term of affection. As in : Yer a great wee bleep, Yer a lovely big bleep or that wee wummin doon the road is the best bleep in the street. You get the gist. So can I just say, I love all you cunts on here. 💕😘 Not the Harkles obviously 😱. They’re a whole different level of cuntishness.
 
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All joking aside though, I totally think 'there's a wee want in him' ... as we say round these parts.
Well, used to say before PC went nuts on our asses and ADHD/ADD/whatever was discovered.
Round our way (Wales) we call it being a bit twp ... I bluddy love that word,

In my neck of the woods the word bleep is actually a term of affection. As in : Yer a great wee bleep, Yer a lovely big bleep or that wee wummin doon the road is the best bleep in the street. You get the gist. So can I just say, I love all you cunts on here. 💕😘
My daughter tried to sell that one to me once, I thought she was having me on, lol!
 
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Considering how flakey he is it may come to that, but with "Finding Freedom" rather than a Regimental Code Of Honour.

We all need to send him a white feather, the cowardly deserter. We have his address after all. Can you imagine the Merican postal guys delivering thousands of letters from Englandshire with white feathers in them? :m


Did you call me a bleep earlier today?:eek:

Slip of the tongue darling. God that sounds worse.
 
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Damnit, wanted my ‘Princess and The Pee’ to be a thread title! 😂

If they can afford such a property why do they have a repayment scheme set up for Frogmore?
 
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Michelle Obama is said to get $200k per speech (half the fee of her hubby).

So is the going rate for a Duchess Talk $20k then? She's somewhere in between Anneka Rice and Alan Titchmarsh 🤣
Well I for one would much rather listen to anecdotes about filming Treasure Hunt or Gardener's World than anything briefcase yacht girl has to offer to tell an after dinner audience.

The Mail have enjoyed serving up 'The shadowy Russian Scarface oligarch' this afternoon, including his friendship with a 'porn webcam model'


What lovely company the Harkles keep buy houses from. Hope they've had the house swept for electronic trickery.
We possibly should be worried about what Murky Markle will have offered the Russian in exchange for his hefty discount on the property. She's probably promised him all manner of access to the Royal Family, plans to the crown jewel room, etc.
 
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In my neck of the woods the word bleep is actually a term of affection. As in : Yer a great wee bleep, Yer a lovely big bleep or that wee wummin doon the road is the best bleep in the street. You get the gist. So can I just say, I love all you cunts on here. 💕😘 Not the Harkles obviously 😱. They’re a whole different level of cuntishness.
Same here. Not generally (husband hates the word but he's a prissy twit), but in my circle it's the ultimate accolade.
Can this day get any better?
Credited in assisting with the title.
Called a bleep by aunty.
And an image of hazza pole dancing for Oprah & Ellen (spit)
 
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Anyone care to unravel these two convoluted thoughts for me.
Few could deny that Meghan was not cut out for royal service, but tragically, just when as the moment presents for her to lend her voice to benefit humanity, she defaults to Hollywood self-promotion.

She could have been great but she’s a self serving bleep

It’s hard to fathom the Duchess of Sussex comprehending the meaning to Britons of Queen Elizabeth II’s public addresses during the pandemic, or the historic link of the queen’s poignant “We will meet again” theme

She doesn’t understand what it is to be British because she’s a self serving bleep.

Hope that helps ;)
 
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I really hope Katherine just see’s Meghan as “noise” right now and continues doing a fantastic professional job as she always does and i hope William is telling her the same thing, i am sure all this has bought them closer to be honest!
 
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Harry was "blown away" was he 🍆 , I bet the " satin brabra " I mentioned in the last thread was under that shiny dress 🤣 Although looking at it again there wasn't much to fill a bra , looks like she lost the top button too, tiz very bare🤣


Thanks to all involved for new thread
 
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765 Rockbridge Rd, Montecito, CA 93108 (y):m
Is anyone here registered to comment on Daily Mail comments section? I've never signed up.
It would be funny to suggest sending white feathers there. 😆
Whole Turkeys might be flying their way then 🤣
 
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Omg what if Hazza set up the “oh no (sh)Meggy there’s no John here in Botswana you’ll have to go take a leak in the forest” because he’s got a p*ssing fetish 😱
 
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