Harry and Meghan #37 Do actresses **** in the woods?

[Palpatine]

Harry and Meghan #37 Do actresses piss in the woods?

Like this was ever gonna lose!

Yes, yes I know. I chickened out of getting a stern telling off from the mods. I stand before you in shame and plead forgiveness. Not really, sue me witches

Thanks go to @PennyCrayon for thinking up the line and @freda19 for suggesting it as a thread title. Take a bow ladies

So what happened in the last thread? The book happened and its tit! @Baguette took one for the team and actually tried to read the bleeping thing. Here’s hoping it hasn’t damaged your brain too much. Oh, and the cunts have bought some rundown shack in some shithole called Montecito! Allegedly they paid for it themselves

Lastly @Momof5intheStates daughter in law caught the dreaded rona. I’m sure you will all agree that I hope she beats the fucker and gets better soon

Onwards mighty Tattlers!

 

[Carey2020]

They can't go out because of their fame....they can't go out because their egos won't fit through the door. We all know incredibly famous people can go out, they just don't say when they're leaving the house. God these two are unbelievably stupid, the bs that comes out of them. They are vile

 

[PennyCrayon]

Harry and Meghan #37 Do actresses piss in the woods?

Like this was ever gonna lose!

Yes, yes I know. I chickened out of getting a stern telling off from the mods. I stand before you in shame and plead forgiveness. Not really, sue me witches

Thanks go to @PennyCrayon for thinking up the line and @freda19 for suggesting it as a thread title. Take a bow ladies

So what happened in the last thread? The book happened and its tit! @Baguette took one for the team and actually tried to read the bleeping thing. Here’s hoping it hasn’t damaged your brain too much. Oh, and the cunts have bought some rundown shack in some shithole called Montecito! Allegedly they paid for it themselves

Lastly @Momof5intheStates daughter in law caught the dreaded rona. I’m sure you will all agree that I hope she beats the fucker and gets better soon

Onwards mighty Tattlers!

Well thank you Palp. I’m honoured and also freda for my nomination.

I’d like to thank my mam and dad, my wonderful kids (), the dog and of course my husband for being on the golf course loads which leaves me free to browse the internet.
But most of all I’d like like to thank Harry and Meghan, because without those two obscene, spoilt, condescending twats I’d never have found you lovely, like minded lot who never fail to keep me entertained. xx

 

[Pippa M]

Thanks for starting this new thread .
We will fill it in a week,still heaps to talk ..um...tattle about that book.
Not to mention the problematic people it concerns and their families

 

[PennyCrayon]

 

[Pippa M]

Wasnt it his teacher got a B in art for him ??

 

[Baguette]

TFTT Palpatine!

In reply to @50sGirl from the last thread,


What’s with this weird garden ornament?
A boy being chased by a dog?!?

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The statue as far as I can tell represents a black child (who looks terrified) being chased by a fairly scary looking bulldog. What's that about?

I'm hoping it's social commentary of some sort as tbh I looked at it and thought it was the sort of thing that genuinely should be pitchforked into Bristol Harbour.

 

[Charlie-dog]

 

[Jugglegirl]

These two are the stupidest most short sighted people. The Queen is 94 when she passes Charles will become King and William will become the Prince of Wales and so their banker. They will have to go to William and Kate for money and yet they have written a book hating on them. What a pair of entitled clowns

 

[PennyCrayon]

That could go down in history along with ‘what Meghan wants.....’.

These two are the stupidest most short sighted people. The Queen is 94 when she passes Charles will become King and William will become the Prince of Wales and so their banker. They will have to go to William and Kate for money and yet they have written a book hating on them. What a pair of entitled clowns

I’m annoyed at the lot of them at the moment for the way this debacle has been allowed to go on so long. None of them will ever be questioned on it and we have to just tug our forelocks and allow them to take the piss. The ‘never complain never explain’ mantra is a bit stale now. We deserve better.

 

[Charlie-dog]

Her face says it all..Sucker in waiting...Im bagging a Prince...He is dimmer than a 20 watt bulb..she saw him coming..a million miles away.

 

[PennyCrayon]

 

[Baguette]

The Mail have enjoyed serving up 'The shadowy Russian Scarface oligarch' this afternoon, including his friendship with a 'porn webcam model'

'Scarface oligarch' who sold Meghan and Harry their cut-price mansion

Sergey Grishin (pictured with ex-wife Anna Fedoseeva), 54, is nicknamed the 'Scarface oligarch' due to his earlier purchase of the California estate which appeared in the 1983 Al Pacino movie.

www.dailymail.co.uk

What lovely company the Harkles keep buy houses from. Hope they've had the house swept for electronic trickery.

 

[Margo_Channing]

Only your money Harry

 

[Pippa M]

Only your money Harry

Or his title ( the royal one I mean not the one we call him )

 

[Pom Bear]

Here you are PennyCrayon x

 

[Sunflower91]

Love the thread name

okay I’m going to shoulder on with the book.
So far I’ve noticed:
- everyone is right about the brand placement; everything from jewellery to bars, restaurants. Even airlines. Part of me wonders is this partly to make the account feel like it’s the truth because Scooby-doo even knows she flew by air canada

Shade everywhere- subtle digs at will, the Cambridge’s as a whole and even the queen. One but that stuck out was describing Charles’ childhood as pretty much without affection.

For a book about both of them it’s meg heavy. It feels like it’s mostly from her perspective. A lot of description on how to access buildings, private areas and London hotspots. One of the quotes was “what happens at soho house, stays at soho house” so I’m assuming meg is having her membership revoke now

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Here you are PennyCrayon x

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I'm sorry but this is your best one yet. I've just spat out my tea

 

[Momof5intheStates]

Here you are PennyCrayon x

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YESSSSSS!!!!!! I was waiting for this!!!!!!
Also, thank you all for your well wishes, prayers, and follow up for our daughter n love and family! Appreciate it so so very much! I shared with her your posts and she was quite overwhelmed that a group of people would be so caring towards someone they don't know. So, thank you again.

Now, I'm off to do damage control.Our 9 yr old was reading out loud in her class connect with her teacher and fellow classmates (online virtual school) and read:
"In the body cells of most orgasms ......"

 

[PennyCrayon]

Here you are PennyCrayon x

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I love it . Thank you Pom