My husband ran a German company here in the US. Once a year, the German Board of Directors would come over and we would host a big employee picnic at a State Park. One year, it was decided to offer free canoe rides or horse rides. I was not inclined to do either but my husband insisted. I went with the horse ride.
My first time on a horse.
The horse I was assigned was allegedly named “Mr Valium”…and I found that comforting. And so…giddyup… we were off. Initially, all went well and we trotted in a long line…over hill and dale. I was chiding myself, “Why was I so nervous?’
Then we came to a rather broad stream…
One by one, horses and riders elegantly crossed… till it came the turn of Mr Valium snd me. That’s when all Hell broke loose.
I will never inow what set Mr V off…or maybe he had just had enough of ME. Mid-stream, he made a sudden turn…and instead of crossing, we were headed God Knows Where. Once back on land, he took off like he was in the Kentucky Derby.
i just held on for dear life.
In time, thank God, we reached his chosen destination. Mr V was dumping me right back at the barn!!
Rejected.
Even Mr Valium himself was not laid back enough to put up with the likes of me.
My first and last time on a horse.
Nike Ede is very close to me - I’ll buy him a pint if I spot him!
Welcome!I usually just follow one thread on here but stumbled on this thread🥹
I can’t believe I came across a place where I can talk about the ginge and his yacht gal without being called a fat, jealous, racist hater and sent death threats!!!
And a place that isn’t being disgustingly hateful on Catherine, Camilla and Anne (especially on their looks and bodies).
IS THIS REAL LIFE!?
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FYI…American Tattlers…
Biden signed off his address in Connecticut today with…(wait for it)…. “God Save the Queen.’
No, I’m not making this up.
Interesting bit low down in this article …….Check out the headline story in the NYpost right now.
Hint…it‘s the humiliating grifter story!
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I don't know who has gone off more ... Hazno or Smeg. He has all the sex appeal of a Belisha beacon and she looks like a crack ho.As disgusting as it is those pap walk pics were released today at least it gives us all the chance to rag on her nazty ass!!(And we do it OH so well!) I raise my coffee cup
in a big salute to us!!
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This is the best, short, to the point and funny.Harry and Meghan #360 - SpotiBye
Meanwhile, his brother knows how to hold himself and act with poise. Those horseback photos from the other day!The lack of ability to hold his own brolly!