Harry and Meghan #33 When Needy met Greedy

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She looked better dressed in Pom Bear's Alien suit, dearie me! 🙈

To find an outfit that would look terrible on anyone no matter how tall, short or beautiful they were takes a certain skill, other than Meghan only Fergie could manage to do it.
 
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To find an outfit that would look terrible on anyone no matter how tall, short or beautiful they were takes a certain skill, other than Meghan only Fergie could manage to do it.
Oh don't, they've both had some horrors. What is it with Merkin and those bloody coats & dresses with great big collars and anything with a belt tied up like a dressing gown round the middle?
 
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Twitter is your friend if you want fast. Hopefully someone will live tweet. The live tweets from @nickwallis were superb re Depp trial.

The written judgement will be in the MSM and a full copy should be on https://www.bailii.org/recent-decisions.html -
After it is handed down.

I’m betting she loses re anonymity of the Famous Five.
You are The Lincoln Lawyer and I claim my £5.

I thought MM fell out with the Beckhams, well V anyway, accused her of selling stories to the Paps or something.

This is SS twaddle again isn’t it? I shouldn’t think the Harkles will have much in the way of diary commitments

Waiting for the we’ve only met them 3 times response that Jane Goodall, Liza Minnelli & all the other celebs who don’t know them, have used!

The B’s went to William & Kate’s wedding too, so that could make for an interesting seating plan!
I dunno bubba, David B has cunted out the royals (and Katherine Jenkins for some reason:LOL:) on those secret tapes last year when he wasn't given a Knighthood. He was fucken fuming and went psycho on the phone at his agent over it, :mI bet his squeaky voice went up a few octaves (?) until only dogs could hear him.
Hard to call this one, will they return the invite or will they ghost them to curry favour with Brenda ? Who knows.
 
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alternately that he would only show up to walk her down the altar dressed in the gear that she had bought for him and make sure she looked good.
She always had her eyes on the main prize ...to not only do the “poor me” walking down the aisle all on her lonesome but as an added bingo best,,,,get to meet the future king of England half way and let him escort her the rest of the way....all firsts for royal bride to be entrances.....

knowing what we do if her now, imagine her devious mind playing out that image versus that of bride and her “ordinary joe” dad doing the traditional walk. And whilst we know that mike Middleton did exactly that for Kate in 2011, we also know that her family had been in the scene for many years, had been in the company of Williams family before and to a certain degree had some experience of this kind of situation.....the press etc

poor Thomas Markle was expected to rock up 48hrs before the big day without even having met the bloody groom before let alone the rest of the clan !.....was never gonna happen....
 
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I have to say that she looked a mess when choosing her own clothes even before she met Harry, this was 2015 in London (staged). What was she thinking?

That coat an Aldi specialbuy? And if the show boots! We all know that amount of fastening are designed to stop your witch feet showing,(thanks, Roald Dahl) Angelica Houston rocked hers, tho

Shhhhhhhhhh
I'm in it! Not saying where😇
 
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You are The Lincoln Lawyer and I claim my £5.


I dunno bubba, David B has cunted out the royals (and Katherine Jenkins for some reason:LOL:) on those secret tapes last year when he wasn't given a Knighthood. He was fucken fuming and went psycho on the phone at his agent over it, :mI bet his squeaky voice went up a few octaves (?) until only dogs could hear him.
Hard to call this one, will they return the invite or will they ghost them to curry favour with Brenda ? Who knows.
He's so desperately creepy to get that knighthood they'll have already ghosted the Markles. On Monday he announced his partnership with William about mental health in football so he's already chosen his side.

You know you're a twit when a leech like him abandons you
 
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From the harkles. Sorry if already posted. Still catching up this morning. You tattlers have been buzy overnight.

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I’m always astounded by the ignorance of the left wing mob who filter a differing point of view. The Sussex squad choose a one-sided narrative only. To be well informed one needs to listen to all narratives then make educated evaluations based on the whole, not only the bits that suit. Dozy cunts!
 
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It would. The world and his wife knows that Harry has problems with his mental health, which may make him vulnerable regarding someone like her. I don’t believe for a second she didn’t know who he was.
I agree but think think he may have complex issues. Maybe learning difficulties, ADHD or even something else. He’s had the kid gloves treatment for his whole life, and not necessarily wholly because of the loss of his mother. I think there is genuine fear for him within the RF.

Is that where she put it? I



He can’t defend us, he’ll be one of the defendants, in the dock with us.
Can’t a defendant defend themselves in this country? 🤣
 
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I have to say that she looked a mess when choosing her own clothes even before she met Harry, this was 2015 in London (staged). What was she thinking?

She loves those coats which look like a dressing gown.
i suspect she was merching the watch; sunglasses and the bag

OMG 😮
So that was the tennis in New York....
Was she blowing Harry like a Dyson before she left; or did she make a bit of extra cash whilst in NYC?
she really is a wh*re
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Sussex Royal is finally liquidated (And Harry Markled is writing a book)


check out the droopy dead flowers! @goog

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Here you go @Momof5intheStates Bringing out my Pagan side 👍 Go on now, tell me you’re afraid of witches 😂 Go ahead and light me up (thanks Taylor Swift) 😘
Nope!!!! I LOVE witches!! Practical Magic is one of my all time favorite movies!!! And if I read correctly we either had one in the family or we had witch hunters in the family history, or both!
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BTW - speaking of the Beckhams....am I one of the rare ones who doesn't find Brooklyn Beckham good looking??
 
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