It's not been the same since they took my VIP status...I was robbed,I tell you,bloody robbed.thats all the piggin thanks I've got for working my fingers to the bone,having to witness the creation of monsters and seeing that bloody green outfit that looks like it's strangling Smeg,but sadly didn't...
The chocolate shite outfit..a polo neck jumper was bad enough but tit coloured,bloody travesty to fashion...
The moon bump with a life of its own,pardon the pun...
My god,it's a wonder I'm surviving never mind unable to eat bananas by association...
If I wanted nitenares I'd watch crime watch on a loop...
And I have to be in bed before 11.30 and still have to water the dogs,who I clean up after,unlike some ..
And ii know where the bodies are buried...
The world's gone mad
The moon bump with a life of its own,pardon the pun...