A description of my superpower and what I’d do with it would involve the words “twats”, “lying“, “malicious“, “traitorous”, ”sycophants”, “cunts”, “one-way”, and “Uranus”.
Would love to put up some hidden speakers, have a microphone and do a commentary of them arriving at the Abbey.
The Cunt and Cuntess of Call have just fucking arrived, the Cuntess looks like sack of crap and her hat resembles a pisspot , her make up has been slapped on with a trowel and resembles an over ripe Jaffa. She swayed her box like body walking down the aisle and looked like an arthritic mongoose.
As they walked in the bleeding entire congregation stared and laughed at them whilst they were all wearing their frozen d ick badges and all holding up the finger.
They were sat with the minor royals in the centre and two spaces either side of them were empty and someone had put a whoopie cushion on both seats and great hilarity was had by all.
The ginger Cunt was sulking and grinding his teeth while cuntess was gurning and glaring atCatherine whole looked superb.
They were held back after the service to let them out last so the transit van could pull up outside and shove them in the back.
As they reached the Abbey steps someone had left oil on them and they both fell head over to arse down the lot of them and the cuntess wasn't wearing knickers and the waiting crowd while laughing until they pissed theirselves thought there had been a total eclipse at the sight of her ming e exposed and all the crabs running after her.
The Tattlers were in attendance and throwing tomatoes and dogshit at them and that Fucking moron
@Nuttynana had a cannon full of stale cats piss aimed at them and The very rude, gobb y Tattlers, and you know who you are, had obscene words written on flags and they are being sued by the Douches for insulting them and hurting their Fucking feelings and have told the press that those Tattlers are as common as shit.
Camilla had to turn her throne into a commode because she pissed herself laughing, the other Royals were all pointing at them and mouthing CUNTS at them
The Dire and Douche will not visit us again.
Their new titles are Ming e and Shagitt!
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