Harry and Meghan #303 Kiss Meg's shoes or I'll release book two!

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I can't keep up with these threads but wanted to share this. In the 80s Alan Clarke dismissed Michael Heseltine as "the type of man who buys his own furniture", the implication being that those of breeding inherited theirs. That is what struck me as completely preposterous, why would Harry buy a sofa of all things? There must be a few hundred around the place! How many castles, palaces and big houses are owned by members of the Royal family and Crown estates. Not to mention Viscount Linsey who ran a bespoke, handmade furniture company. Just seems odd - not to mention second hand high street!?!
I also wondered why Nott Cott was such an almost bare bachelor dump. He took it over from the Waleses who would have had it all nicely furnished. They’d understandably have taken George’s nursery stuff with them but isn’t the rest of the furniture attached to the house? I’d understand it being emptied if a non-family member had moved in after them but it seems odd that it was for Harry. Perhaps it was known by all that he couldn’t be trusted not to trash priceless antiques on his drink and drug binges?
 
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Absolutely, she would have had a massive downturn if she'd lived. As it is she's immortalised when she was very beautiful, never had to go through scrutiny about ageing.

I'd like to think she would have fallen in love again and had a daughter and enjoyed being a grandmother.
That would have been nice but what if she'd gone full on Madonna:

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The thing is he is not going to lose his audience because of this column. They won’t give a flying duck. So another channel will pick him up because he comes with a guaranteed audience.
I think he should never have published it - the game of thrones reference was lost on anyone who hadn't seen it including me but he wasn't cancelled over smacking someone so he will survive this. He has a point in saying that if you apologise its not enough for some people.
 
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How can Scrotie be a 'Royal Correspondent' - his Wiki bio: 'He became royal editor-at-large at Harper's Bazaar and the royal contributor at ABC News'
Surely in those roles he should be reporting on the Royal Family in a non-partisan way?
All of us here could call ourselves 'Royal Correspondents' ... we're certainly all 'Political Commentators'. It's just how the superficial bullshittery of the meeja industry works. Theoretically I could call myself a 'Motoring Expert' because I've been driving a car for 30 years. I choose not to call mysef these things, why? Because I'm not a piss-taking twit desperate for a gig on television. :rolleyes:
 
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Um David Foster is not in Canada(although I guess he could have been there and left for this event)! I'm willing to be the Stoats are at Soho House

He would be absolutely stupid to leave the Harkles the run of his house unfettered - the staff not shoved in & still floundering in the pool would have run for the hills.
 
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They don't really stand on their own 2 feet, do they? Someone always has to be putting them up, running around after them
 
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I thought it was a Halloween photo too!

Though I've known girls who'd wear eyeliner like that. To class. In broad daylight. One day one of them didn't and we all felt like we all were unwell - we had become that used to it 😂 she's now married and a mom of two but still wears as much eyeliner. Meanwhile, I apply pencil liner on the upper eyelid (tried with primer, without, powdered, fixative) or put anything on my lower lashline, I end up looking like a raccoon or an undead within minutes.



One would think that Smegs would be able to afford better, non-smudgey eyeliner. Given that her husband is a Prince with multiple trust funds. Oh but they had to buy furniture on her credit card. Poor destitute Smarkles *sighs*


@Allflightscancelled, not vacuous when she's a former actor, a person in the public eye, her 'fans' rip apart how Catherine looks, dresses and does her makeup to try to make their 'favourite' seem better in comparison (fat chance). And she herself does it too, I'm 100% sure, especially when drinking with her equally bitchy 'besties'. I know the type very well.
Same here, it's not just you! Have tried and tried with eyeliner but it just ends up looking ridiculous. I don't understand how women like Meghan plaster ir on, or those TOWIE types who have it coming halfway out of the eye and down their face, and someho
Marrying a tv actress you used to wank over never works out. Call me old fashioned. :rolleyes:

Christ. Don't hold back now, tell us what you really think!! :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
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Hes right about this however i know many dont agree.
I was a nurse PIP assessor (dont shout at me i was a nice one) Many many mainly young men absolutely out of it with paranoia and psychosis claiming PIP as unable to function. Claim they cant wash/dress/shop/travel/cook/socialise.
Why on earth Harry would think its a good thing i don't know
That really annoys me.
I know one person who can’t work and hold down a job because of anger issues because of cannabis use.
Self inflicted!
Taking benefits that could be better used for people who need it for no fault of their own.
 
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To all Tattlers with young children / grandchildren
Be sure to tell them to write down any breakfast spats with siblings about cocopops and lunch spats about who gets the biggest or extra sausage.Make notes on the way to school / shops about who has next turn to press the crossing button.
All these gems will make a fortune for your family /child in 30 years time.
One of my older brothers has a scar on the back of his hand from when all of them went for the last pork chop at the same time and he got there first. The scars are from my other brothers’ forks going into the back of his hand.

My four hold have plenty of stories too
 
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I can't keep up with these threads but wanted to share this. In the 80s Alan Clarke dismissed Michael Heseltine as "the type of man who buys his own furniture", the implication being that those of breeding inherited theirs. That is what struck me as completely preposterous, why would Harry buy a sofa of all things? There must be a few hundred around the place! How many castles, palaces and big houses are owned by members of the Royal family and Crown estates. Not to mention Viscount Linsey who ran a bespoke, handmade furniture company. Just seems odd - not to mention second hand high street!?!
reckon it was because they had no real intention of staying in the UK at that point ....
 
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To all Tattlers with young children / grandchildren
Be sure to tell them to write down any breakfast spats with siblings about cocopops and lunch spats about who gets the biggest or extra sausage.Make notes on the way to school / shops about who has next turn to press the crossing button.
All these gems will make a fortune for your family /child in 30 years time.
Forget the grandchildren. My oldest brother talked about how he didn’t get the extra large box of crayons when he was a kid! When I heard this complaint I thought he was off his rocker! He was past 40 when he voiced it too. Thing is I never saw him with a crayon his entire life!

I can't keep up with these threads but wanted to share this. In the 80s Alan Clarke dismissed Michael Heseltine as "the type of man who buys his own furniture", the implication being that those of breeding inherited theirs. That is what struck me as completely preposterous, why would Harry buy a sofa of all things? There must be a few hundred around the place! How many castles, palaces and big houses are owned by members of the Royal family and Crown estates. Not to mention Viscount Linsey who ran a bespoke, handmade furniture company. Just seems odd - not to mention second hand high street!?!
Meghan needed a beige sofa.
 
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They don't really stand on their own 2 feet, do they? Someone always has to be putting them up, running around after them
Hopefully it will be a case of diminishing circles as people get fed up of being tarred with negativity plus the increased security risk. How far will David Foster be prepared to go to continue to support them if the allegations are true? He has a young family to consider.
 
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I also wondered why Nott Cott was such an almost bare bachelor dump. He took it over from the Waleses who would have had it all nicely furnished. They’d understandably have taken George’s nursery stuff with them but isn’t the rest of the furniture attached to the house? I’d understand it being emptied if a non-family member had moved in after them but it seems odd that it was for Harry. Perhaps it was known by all that he couldn’t be trusted not to trash priceless antiques on his drink and drug binges?
Fire, water, sewage damage . After the Waleses.
Removal of antiques because it was intended for a staffer, but then Harry needed it.
Like you said, Harry's behavior , but I doubt it, even if it was full of antiques the ''hierarchy '' of the antiques (their value) would be very different for Nott Cott vs example Widsor, by default for security reasons .
So the antiques in the cottage could be risked.
There's a difference between a Mouseman and a Renoir in the value stakes.
 
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What I personally think is that everyone's let Harry have his little tantrum. He's released the book, done his press tour of TV interviews. It's done now. Yes, it was headlines then but now look. The media isn't interested anymore. No newspapers are carrying any of this story anymore. I don't see Colbert et al mentioning Harry any more. He was simply an amusing little party piece for a five minute interview then discarded.
 
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I can't keep up with these threads but wanted to share this. In the 80s Alan Clarke dismissed Michael Heseltine as "the type of man who buys his own furniture", the implication being that those of breeding inherited theirs. That is what struck me as completely preposterous, why would Harry buy a sofa of all things? There must be a few hundred around the place! How many castles, palaces and big houses are owned by members of the Royal family and Crown estates. Not to mention Viscount Linsey who ran a bespoke, handmade furniture company. Just seems odd - not to mention second hand high street!?!
You’ve spotted a great example of them doing something ridiculous to make a point. I expect bratty Harry was put out that the Chippendale chairs weren’t in the house ready for arrival, so he and M decided to show how poorly they’d been treated in comparison with his brother by ordering the cheapest sofa IKEA would deliver. The branded lorry arriving to deliver it would have really underscored their (crappy, petty) point.
 
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One of my older brothers has a scar on the back of his hand from when all of them went for the last pork chop at the same time and he got there first. The scars are from my other brothers’ forks going into the back of his hand.

My four hold have plenty of stories too
if it were H, he would embellish the story about the scar as being from an encounter with a *wild boar*.... could title it, "Wild Bore takes on Wild Boar"....
 
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I can't keep up with these threads but wanted to share this. In the 80s Alan Clarke dismissed Michael Heseltine as "the type of man who buys his own furniture", the implication being that those of breeding inherited theirs. That is what struck me as completely preposterous, why would Harry buy a sofa of all things? There must be a few hundred around the place! How many castles, palaces and big houses are owned by members of the Royal family and Crown estates. Not to mention Viscount Linsey who ran a bespoke, handmade furniture company. Just seems odd - not to mention second hand high street!?!

Because Meghan wanted to choose her own?
 
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