So Diana spoke to Harry though a Leopard.
Mediums around the world have puzzled over Diana's message...
"
In between, what I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine."
Obviously Harry took it as an omen...
stripped off his clothes and jumped in a nearby lake...
only to find out later that it was infested by man-eating Scottish Hippopotami...
But never fear, as I can exclusively reveal that not only is the message a clear indication that Diana hates William, his baldness, and his wife...
but I have also obtained, never before seen, leaked pictures of the leopard...
through which Diana spoke.