Come to my greenhouse, the buggars seem to crawl out at night and munch oh, and they eat ALL the tiny carrot tops in the veg patch. I've declared war nowSlightly off topic but only if you consider the dastardly duo human. I consider them slugs, always taking, never giving ... so,
My child is making me some "slug soup" and it's a nightmare. We spent 10 mins with a torch, a nescafe jar and a spatula hunting slugs last night and are due another slug hunt tonight after dark. Fucken google I HATE YOU! Gardening tip my arse.
I'm traumatised. How long would I get for filicide? Aunty noo will know.
Maybe like the Charles garden party, she said "This is boring, lets get out of here". bleep.
Last edited: