Dear American Tatters. I have heard this expression a few times in movies. But what the hell is a swamp butt?
Harry and Meghan #161 Was the 16 bath Mansion ever their home? Are they together or living alone?
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I thought the Chalet was sold last year with assistance from the Queen to settle his outstanding mortgage debt?
@Bushbaby21 back pain is the absolute worst... hope you have strong drugs and gentle exercise and it rights itself soon xx
I'm in NY and I've never heard of swamp butt. Sounds like something Meghan grew.
Just a gross sweaty ass crack in need of a bath or shower... usually a hairy dude's after a workout or something
Yep. FOUND IT LOL Just making sure in case it was a Florida Man or Louisiana ting.P.S. I'm groaning my way through this podcast. Episode about racism? Not really. It was filled with bits about Bad Courtiers/BRF and Why The Innocent Press Did What They Did. Just utter crap.
They even have Scoob & Dan Wooton in a sickening kumbaya. It's them, not us. VERY FAMILIAR.
Apologies for adding to this post trying not to clog up the thread. If this fucks anyone up please let me know. I think it's just reiterating anyway. Blah blah
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Funky is such an American word in that context!Just a gross sweaty ass crack in need of a bath or shower... usually a hairy dude's after a workout or something
ETA: Started an American Slang section. Please give me words/definitions you would like adding!
American slang
Swamp ass involves a sweaty wetness in the butt crack or general nether region that may soak through the underwear, even the pants. Chafing and funky odors are also common symptoms. Beware.
Just found this online, it probably started when she was in winter clothes in NY. that red wool coat. Over purple jumosuit? In 75 degree weather? Sounds like Swamp butt is cloe to crotch rot. She probably has a nasty culture brewing from that trip.
I can see the next Oprah Tv Special now: When Swamp Butt meets Crotch Rot. The Meghan Markle Story!
I'm waiting for it to come out that Megs knew PA from her Yatching days.
Edit- just saw others found Swamp ass definition. Yech
Just found this online, it probably started when she was in winter clothes in NY. that red wool coat. Over purple jumosuit? In 75 degree weather? Sounds like Swamp butt is cloe to crotch rot. She probably has a nasty culture brewing from that trip.
I can see the next Oprah Tv Special now: When Swamp Butt meets Crotch Rot. The Meghan Markle Story!
I'm waiting for it to come out that Megs knew PA from her Yatching days.
Edit- just saw others found Swamp ass definition. Yech
Thank you.
They gave me cataflam and some lovely pain killers thanks. I go for short walks everyday. It's the only thing that really helps.
I can't see Afia stating on BBC that the bullying allegations weren't true unless she and Minge know something that we don't. Imagine in a week after Afia's statement if the RF released their findings proving Minge guilty on all bullying counts... the climbdown and humiliation for Minge would be unimaginable. Bullying the sisterhood, women workers? What would Kamala and Michelle say? If this was a Sword of Damocles, Afia would have kept quiet and waited for the solicitors' results.
Very important, The Stoat did the bullying too and it wasn't just Minge. Staff statements confirm this was the case and that Weasel begged JK to halt the complaints. This was in 2018 so it's been going on a long time.
The RF won't allow Weasel to be formally identified in witness statements as a bully who shouted at female staff members with his Ho.
Afia knows Minge and Noballs bullied the staff, but they're taking a gamble that BP don't want it to be leaked and have calculated that 10 months later it's probably safe. Suits Afia and Minge fine.
So, I think they are declaring the bullying allegations invalid. Daring BP to counter Afia's denial, which BP won't because HMTQ's grandson is a confirmed bully too. Stalemate.
Very important, The Stoat did the bullying too and it wasn't just Minge. Staff statements confirm this was the case and that Weasel begged JK to halt the complaints. This was in 2018 so it's been going on a long time.
The RF won't allow Weasel to be formally identified in witness statements as a bully who shouted at female staff members with his Ho.
Afia knows Minge and Noballs bullied the staff, but they're taking a gamble that BP don't want it to be leaked and have calculated that 10 months later it's probably safe. Suits Afia and Minge fine.
So, I think they are declaring the bullying allegations invalid. Daring BP to counter Afia's denial, which BP won't because HMTQ's grandson is a confirmed bully too. Stalemate.
My guess would be SoHo House where MA is, as he was in on this entrapment from the start.Was she living in the UK at this time? They didn’t have Frogmore at this time did they? So was she living with him in KP? I wasn’t that bothered about them before the engagement so where was she living just before the engagement? Anyone know ?
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Noballs's Foreword to his "Memoir" "I’m writing this not as the prince I was born but as the man I have become......"
This is the man I have become...
This is the man I was...
This is the man I have become...
This is the man I was...
I thought she was living with him at KP prior to their engagement
This video you shared @JAR21 from 2 minutes 4 secs... I keep hearing "just couldn't wait, could you"
Is my ears lying to me?
Ooh, that's tough. American Slang can be very regional. Here are a few West Coast things.
Ass Hat = Harry some times Jeff Bezos
Dope = cool (I think u use that there now)
THOT = That Ho Over There (also 666)
Ankle = a few feet lower than a bleep
Simp = wimpy person that gives you the ick
Bail = Bounce, go, leave
GOAT = Greatest Of All Time
Dick Cheese = also Harry
Slay = Doing well
Tea = Talk, gossip
Wack = sometimes bad or ridiculous sometimes good or "fly "
What's good/up/____ = How have u been?
Netflix & Chill = sex
Get Er/It/Eet = sex
Swamp Butt meets Crotch Rot! BWAHA HAHAHAHAHA!!! Do they call gingers FireCrotch or is that just a North American thing?
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Hope everyone gets better soon @Bushbaby21 , @Palpatine , and @Happy Lady and everyone else who is feeling unwell. 
Well, Montecito has nothing interesting to show it seems about if the Harkles presence there is worthy of mentioning:
www.montecitojournal.net
But the writer has a covert almost British snark to him:
''But all that ended when he gave up royal duties much to the disappointment of the Queen, who will celebrate her Platinum Jubilee next summer, the same time Harry is due to deliver a tell-all tome for Penguin-Random House under a contract reportedly worth an astounding $20 million.
Quite what he’ll serve up for that figure at such a relatively young age is anyone’s guess.''
Well, Montecito has nothing interesting to show it seems about if the Harkles presence there is worthy of mentioning:
2021: The Year in Review - Montecito
It was a year full of questions, sometimes without many answers. But we persevered. As a staff, we took a few moments to reflect on our 2021s, which featured a few tears, triumphant returns, overwhelming innovation, and news that no one likes to report. Here’s a look at eight of our standout...
www.montecitojournal.net
But the writer has a covert almost British snark to him:
''But all that ended when he gave up royal duties much to the disappointment of the Queen, who will celebrate her Platinum Jubilee next summer, the same time Harry is due to deliver a tell-all tome for Penguin-Random House under a contract reportedly worth an astounding $20 million.
Quite what he’ll serve up for that figure at such a relatively young age is anyone’s guess.''
Random House = Woke House. Right up their street .
yep Charles said it!!!!
And they walked that slowly to that middle door that they still times it so they could walk in with the senior Royals.
THEY SHOULD HAVE ALREADY BEEN SEATED IN THE OTHER ROOM WITH EVERYONE ELSE FFS.
WHY CAN'T THEY FOLLOW THE RULES?????????
I think it was so unprofessional for her lawyer to discuss the bullying allegations as its an ongoing investigation. Also I thought the podcasts were not going to be played following the furore over the biased TV Programme
You've got this. Kick it's arse.to all those who are ill. I too must report that I’m under the weather with the dreaded Rona! No illness has ever beaten me and this fucker is getting short thrift as well.
As for the Cali cunts, I hope a huge sink hole opens up and devours their alleged house before they can sell it
I considered giving up my wee job because
Yeah, we've got this bubba.
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