We are supposed to believe that that illiterate bunch understand satire?
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Pictured left as today's avatar is Lilliput Doris MountBiscuit-Windsor. She is @Scotch Mist 's little daughter born out of wedlock when Da Hamsta was playing the field, and was born in June in the exclusive Seeded Biscuit Cottage Hospital in LA but her birth is shrouded in mystery. Her colouring caused a rage of international speculation on Porker but as you can see she's got ginger flashes and Caucasian whiskers like her Mum Hamsta. Unlike her Mum she's got legs that go on forever and is already a professional model for Fur!, Rhodent Weekly, WhichHamster? MyWheel and Your Cage Monthly. Further bookings beckon in the ethical bedding and holistic nesting materials market.
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Reader's comment on DExpress article about Thomas wanting to see the grandchildren.
"She had already put them on mute, (her family) that is why they lashed out! Thomas Markle refused her request to class her as his only child; if he had done that he would have been at her wedding. He did not and we all saw what happened. She has been taught well by her ex-con mother who had to serve time trying to get Thomas in trouble after all he had done for her. Suggest you do a little research, as I did."
Interesting that Thomas says he's going to persist in his requests to see his grandchildren and get to know them, and that he'll do an interview once a month about this. Unwelcome pressure on Minge and NoBalls, unwelcome focus on the children and the fact that nobody's ever seen them or held them, let alone Thomas or Snakebite.
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Reader's comment on DExpress article about Thomas wanting to see the grandchildren.
"She had already put them on mute, (her family) that is why they lashed out! Thomas Markle refused her request to class her as his only child; if he had done that he would have been at her wedding. He did not and we all saw what happened. She has been taught well by her ex-con mother who had to serve time trying to get Thomas in trouble after all he had done for her. Suggest you do a little research, as I did."
Interesting that Thomas says he's going to persist in his requests to see his grandchildren and get to know them, and that he'll do an interview once a month about this. Unwelcome pressure on Minge and NoBalls, unwelcome focus on the children and the fact that nobody's ever seen them or held them, let alone Thomas or Snakebite.
Does she always dress in the dark?
Given Voldermeg’s dodgy taste in fashion I doubt hordes of people are racing out to buy up copies of what she wears. Few people want to dress like a tea cosy.
According to Adele she works out 3 times a day!
Who else has time to do that? That's a strange life (if true). When does she see her son or work on her music? It sounds rather obsessive and if she's still scoffing McDonald's the weight will pile back on as soon as she stops the continuous workouts.Like many people in the public eye she'd do better to keep quiet and maintain some mystique, because she's starting to sound far too self obsessed.
A belated thank you Wise One. I got rid of it because I couldn't bear the sight of it any longer and like you kept checking my neck for ridges and cobras. JAR's teeth keep jumping out at me as it is.....I'm a bag of nerves now... my Lord that Minge has had a lot of work done to her dentures.Don't mind at all, you're welcome to it. Keep it as long as you want. I keep feeling my neck to see if there are muscles in that area but all I can feel is loose skin and wrinkles.
Where's @Evangelina ?
I read in the paper today that a famous footballer's been seen with his pregnant wife Frida!! They're in some exotic location ... OK the name's spelled differently and the newspaper didn't report that his wife was called @freda19 .... but still.... a coincidence?
A deep throat red letterbox!!
Lady C
Earthshot Awards Lady C thinks they are a brilliant endeavour but has some scepticism at climate change being hijacked by politicians. Affects us all, and everyone can do something no matter how small. Observed that Catherine lately does not carry a handbag at evening events. Velvet jackets traditionally worn at home as smoking jackets, have now become acceptable eg. William looked debonair.
Smeg's Envy of Catherine Sincerity can't be faked on a global scale and Catherine is the real deal. Smeg is not authentic even though she continually talks about authenticity. Catherine is from a middle class background with working class roots (council house) and has nobility of spirit. People sense that Smeg lacks this.
Titles/Abeyance Title kept until Smeg remarries (after divorce). İf titles are put into abeyance, Smeg will not be entitled to use Duchess title, and will be known as Mrs Mountbatten-Windsor.
Potential for financial mismanagement in commercial enterprises? Could TRF be dragged into any potential lawsuit involving this? No, Haz has now stepped away from royal life.
Harkles & eco-travel? Why are they not setting a good example with minimal carbon footprint? They feel they are too grand and too famous.
Harkles' mistakes re Aldi & Lili? Lady C's opinion of Smeg (disclaimer she is not a health professional) - she has a serious personality disorder - classic fully-blown narcissist with antisocial tendencies and is deeply manipulative. She assumes postures and then finds it difficult to get out of them. Bringing children up too isolated is a problem and they are being deprived of a royal environment and extended family. Showcasing children for Netflix? Pretentious and predictable. People do not care about or like or respect the Harkles but they do care about their antics.
PC/PW comments re İnsulate/space travel? Out of touch? PC comment ill-advised. PW's comment was directed at waste of money - morally right yet impertinent at same time as billionaires have the right to spend money as they wish.
Earthshot Awards Lady C thinks they are a brilliant endeavour but has some scepticism at climate change being hijacked by politicians. Affects us all, and everyone can do something no matter how small. Observed that Catherine lately does not carry a handbag at evening events. Velvet jackets traditionally worn at home as smoking jackets, have now become acceptable eg. William looked debonair.
Smeg's Envy of Catherine Sincerity can't be faked on a global scale and Catherine is the real deal. Smeg is not authentic even though she continually talks about authenticity. Catherine is from a middle class background with working class roots (council house) and has nobility of spirit. People sense that Smeg lacks this.
Titles/Abeyance Title kept until Smeg remarries (after divorce). İf titles are put into abeyance, Smeg will not be entitled to use Duchess title, and will be known as Mrs Mountbatten-Windsor.
Potential for financial mismanagement in commercial enterprises? Could TRF be dragged into any potential lawsuit involving this? No, Haz has now stepped away from royal life.
Harkles & eco-travel? Why are they not setting a good example with minimal carbon footprint? They feel they are too grand and too famous.
Harkles' mistakes re Aldi & Lili? Lady C's opinion of Smeg (disclaimer she is not a health professional) - she has a serious personality disorder - classic fully-blown narcissist with antisocial tendencies and is deeply manipulative. She assumes postures and then finds it difficult to get out of them. Bringing children up too isolated is a problem and they are being deprived of a royal environment and extended family. Showcasing children for Netflix? Pretentious and predictable. People do not care about or like or respect the Harkles but they do care about their antics.
PC/PW comments re İnsulate/space travel? Out of touch? PC comment ill-advised. PW's comment was directed at waste of money - morally right yet impertinent at same time as billionaires have the right to spend money as they wish.
BiB
I agree. I think there are a few of the sugars that are paid to tweet and "defend" Smeggy, but are they the ones we actually see on Twitter or are they the ones behind the scene controlling multiple accounts?
Personally I think they are the latter.
BIB - Probably her previous career had pulled her teeth out of shape so he had to have them fixed.
I'm loving little Liliput 
Undercover with the Harkles...... Louis is finding the weekend weirder than he expected
It’s not just her dodgy taste in fashion but her even more dodgy taste in ill fitting underwear. She needs a more supportive bra and either to wear an underskirt or fully lined skirts.
That red dress is clinging right up to her crotch and her nipples are pointing in different directions.
I honestly believe that smegs would be merching those kids for all its worth if it weren't for Haz. I think Haz is the one behind the 'no photo's, no mentions' etc and this is a line that he won't allow her to cross. We've only seen 'pap photos' when he's not there and she gets the chance to sneak out. In everything else, she's wearing the trousers, but this is the hill that he's prepared to die on.
One says..."The Montecito Couple need to pay up fast." If this is real then Noballs and Minge have been here identified as the employers of these foaming morons.
Another says "....No September payment. I'm tempted to speak to camel toe about this if I don't receive it fast." Camel toe. They obviously feel completely different about H&M than their tweets suggest!
Wow. They're being paid to spew hate. Why is nothing done? Glad YW has done a video but she needs to watch her back.
oh LOL Smeggy... more of Shmelly stinkin behaviour. She will always be a wannabe actress in Hollywood. The fact that she never attempts to care about royal duties put the Queen off and use the poor ginger haired Hazno for personal gain. Of course he's dumb. He'll never figure out what's Smeggy's next move.
.... Dr Zanye says "I know I'm blasting this on Twitter but try and be discreet..." Really?View attachment 817397
Yup a nasty piece of work that should be exposed.
As for palace wages I don't think that they get paid a huge amount but if it wasn't reasonable then they wouldn't have any staff
Is this one big wind-up and more misinformation? I think it's a set-up.
Doctor Zanye. Yeah, right.
You’re right and it’s a perfect illustration of her narcissism. She just cannot take advice even from professional stylists because Minge knows best. She has no idea how to dress herself but she thinks she looks amazing. How often has she actually looked amazing?
Clapping yess, good you point it out!! Her fitting is always horrendous.. when I say fitting I mean she doesn't even pay attention at her own silhouette - an actress and working in Hollow wood LOL
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This permanent A+ list athlete was out to dinner this week and someone asked her about the alliterate one. The only thing the athlete said was that she had blocked her number. Interesting.
So obviously a Williams sister, yes? But wasn't one of them part of the 40 x 40 thing?
Blind Item #8
This permanent A+ list athlete was out to dinner this week and someone asked her about the alliterate one. The only thing the athlete said was that she had blocked her number. Interesting.
So obviously a Williams sister, yes? But wasn't one of them part of the 40 x 40 thing?
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