Arsewhole, love it!We know they're not living in 16 bathrooms so, have they got staff? Isn't Arsewhole about to go under - where did I read that? Do they really have Suxxes Sacs as their PR, with 12 people labouring 24/7 to turn a pair of pigs's bums into silk purses? I don't think so and just can't see how a supposedly high-profile PR agency can get it 100% wrong all the time on both sides of the Atlantic. It's probably all H&M's own ludicrous PR dreamed up by Minge and leaked to a bored and weary public by Haggis Scrotus. I'd not be surprised if they're holed up in some SoHo House courtesy of SkidMarkus, with nowhere to turn and touting for a royal christening as one of the last rolls of the dice. Living on take-aways and snorting coke.
The film will flop, and his "memoir" will flop as if your "memoir" is stuffed full of pokies it's not a memoir. How Random deal with publishing a book under a misleading category will be interesting as I've never heard of anybody's memoir or autobiography being laughed off the shelves as a work of fiction.
Given that no celebrities associate themselves with Meghan anymore, I strongly doubt they are shoving money into Arsewhole. Danielle Elser, who I hate, wrote an article that actually succinctly pointed out that they are now tabloid fodder only:
Meghan's 2021 plans in complete ruins
OPINION: The year is shaping up to be a disastrous one for the Duke and Duchess of Sussex.
www.nzherald.co.nz
They are no longer taken seriously by anyone.
Meghan stood by and was quiet when her 'friends' Ellen and Jessica Mulroney were targeted by the press - she's got no chance anymore of anyone standing up for her. Surely even Elton thinks she's a bit of a bleep at this point?