Harry and Meghan #129 until we get DNA proof you can shove your Troof.

[margaretta]

Since when has not being wanted nor invited ever stopped Mrs6 gatecrashing?

I would pay good money to watch her being escorted* off the Obama premises.

*escorted = dragged kicking and screaming

I wouldn’t put it past her to be bluffing and going to the Obama’s party after all, with an invite. That way she guarantees she will be photographed and be no 1 on the headlines over everyone else.

 

[Nuttynana]

For her birthday I'm sending the old hag the following...
A bar of soap to wash her mouth out with for all the lies she tells.
A consultation with a surgeon for a vaginal reduction and a total rebore. The number of cocks she's had it must be the size of a bucket by now.
A megaphone for Harry to play with while he's down there, he can shout hello and see how long it takes to echo back to him. He could be there for a while.
A life size picture of Catherine Cambridge wearing one of Diana's Tiaras.
An online course on how to write a children's book.
A book on etiquette and manners because she has neither.
A one way ticket to the tower of London
A birthday cake of Kensington Palace (this is what you could have won if you hadn't been an utter twit.)
A bottle of Nuttynana's ginger tom's piss, labelled up as perfume a la Markled.
A book on how to dress for your body shape because she doesn't have a fukin clue.
And finally a fukin gagging order with imprisonment if she breaks it. One for the Royal reject too because he's a twit as well.

If I think of any more appropriate gifts I'll be back.
X

Don't forget the dildo with Paxos face on it

Obviously they’re not going to the Obama’s party, because they are humanitarians. It would be inhumane to force their presence on all those unsuspecting people.

So while the rest of USA suffers from unemployment, covid and Woke Wankers these privileged motley morons are rubbing everyone's nose in it.

It really is disgusting and tasteless shame on them, if I were a citizen I would be steaming especially those poor sods who are really suffering hardship.

Never been a fan of those two fencesitters, too oily and very little substance about them.

 

[Lizzymint]

This

I just replied and said what an absolute load of bullshit “I heard from a friend in the press “ course you did love 🥱 apparently the palace are putting out negative stories about Harry & the hag to detract from Williams affair
also PW is apparently tit in bed because he can’t dance

 

[Carpediem69]

I wouldn’t put it past her to be bluffing and going to the Obama’s party after all, with an invite. That way she guarantees she will be photographed and be no 1 on the headlines over everyone else.

Like this? O wasn’t speaking to her at the WH - she sort of photobombed him and asked someone to take photos

 

[kittenattack]

No celeb filled party

No invitation to Obama's party

She has to pay people to attend her birthday party, which will have no family members and about a dozen employees present

Oh yeah baby, fade into splendid obscurity

 

[diamandismarie]

Wait, Oprah was planning to publish a book about the interview?! Has anyone ever stared at their own navel this hard? We are truly in some ultra meta alternative age of media...

 

[Scotch Mist]

Does this help

This was posted recently and if it's true then raises some interesting questions.
It suggests that they lied about choosing 'Lilibet' to stir controversy but the Queen raised no objection in public (although we don't know her private thoughts).

If they were hoping for massive backlash they failed to get it, bar a few commentators and Tattlers nobody really gives a tit what they call their child.

That means that 'the plot' has failed. Lilibet has been added to the line of succession NOT Diana.

 

[Chita]

They were always going to name their daughter Diana.
Tattlers knew it and called it.
One of the many reasons I like the people in this thread so much is that they see stuff coming miles away.
They predict and get it right.
And if they don't know, they will dig and search until they find.

I just replied and said what an absolute load of bullshit “I heard from a friend in the press “ course you did love 🥱 apparently the palace are putting out negative stories about Harry & the hag to detract from Williams affair
also PW is apparently tit in bed because he can’t dance

And whats all this about Catherine being a horrible and nasty person?
Ive seen bits and bobs of her talking to people and she comes over as perfectly nice.
So where is all the stuff coming from that she's the nasty one and not Meghan?

Mike Graham on Talk Radio just now invited people to phone in and talk about the cartoon show lampooning the Royals.
Gotta listen to this!

 

[Lizzymint]

They were always going to name their daughter Diana.
Tattlers knew it and called it.
One of the many reasons I like the people in this thread so much is that they see stuff coming miles away.
They predict and get it right.
And if they don't know, they will dig and search until they find.



And whats all this about Catherine being a horrible and nasty person?
Ive seen bits and bobs of her talking to people and she comes over as perfectly nice.
So where is all the stuff coming from that she's the nasty one and not Meghan?

Mike Graham on Talk Radio just now invited people to phone in and talk about the cartoon show lampooning the Royals.
Gotta listen to this!

I imagine it’s from Smeg

 

[petalpetunia]

Ok i'll take one for the team and go to the party and i'll go round once everyone is bevied up and ask what they really think of the Harkles

 

[Chita]

Ok i'll take one for the team and go to the party and i'll go round once everyone is bevied up and ask what they really think of the Harkles

Ive offered to serve Richmonds on sticks.
No reply yet.

 

[shazbev]

I‘m not planning to attend Obama’s party either.
Anyone else?

RSVPs so far for not planning to attend are:
Henry & his wife
YeltsinsTank
50sGirl

Think I'm washing my hair that day .

 

[Carpediem69]

Ok i'll take one for the team and go to the party and i'll go round once everyone is bevied up and ask what they really think of the Harkles

Don’t put your house keys in a fruit bowl though - just looking out for you

 

[petalpetunia]

Don’t put your house keys in a fruit bowl though - just looking out for you

Excellent advice!!

 

[Wackie Jeaver]

I'm not going to the Obamas either, not since my bestie Mich did that stupid Carpool Karaoke thing with James Corden, the slimeball.

 

[NorthernValkyrie]

I‘m not planning to attend Obama’s party either.
Anyone else?

RSVPs so far for not planning to attend are:
Henry & his wife
YeltsinsTank
50sGirl

I won't be able to make it sadly - I'll be reading Lady Chatterley's Lover

I read somewhere that Anna Wintour refused to have her and the youngest doll on the September cover. Wintour said she could if Harry was in the photo as well. I'll try to find out where I saw this story.

Spoiler: Screenshot here - marklenews1

Latest Alex (Could the title be more perfect? )

 

[Happy Lady]

A deluded, deranged, desperate head and he's a bleep



I think I will accept and give them the benefit of my wit and wisdom and do a turn as the oap cabaret and tell them all what rich, hypocritical, two faced, up yours and duck you specimens you all are

I'll come with you Nutty, and film it all for prosterity. I'll also bring a few large wet cod to slap Haz around the chops to let him know what we think about his heartless "revelations".

 

[pellegrino]

@NorthernValkyrie
Thank you so much, I should have known that it was on here!!

 

[liar liar]

I'll come with you Nutty, and film it all for prosterity. I'll also bring a few large wet cod to slap Haz around the chops to let him know what we think about his heartless "revelations".

I am going to turn up disguised as a Bush - George W that is - and hope no-one pees on me...

 

[Lizzymint]

I just replied and said what an absolute load of bullshit “I heard from a friend in the press “ course you did love 🥱 apparently the palace are putting out negative stories about Harry & the hag to detract from Williams affair
also PW is apparently tit in bed because he can’t dance

Apparently because I called bullshit on the sugars ‘I like an argument ‘ seriously if anyone is bored hop on to that thread , they are out in force