For her birthday I'm sending the old slag the following...
A bar of soap to wash her mouth out with for all the lies she tells.
A consultation with a surgeon for a vaginal reduction and a total rebore. The number of cocks she's had it must be the size of a bucket by now.
A megaphone for Harry to play with while he's down there, he can shout hello and see how long it takes to echo back to him. He could be there for a while.
A life size picture of Catherine Cambridge wearing one of Diana's Tiaras.
An online course on how to write a children's book.
A book on etiquette and manners because she has neither.
A one way ticket to the tower of London
A birthday cake of Kensington Palace (this is what you could have won if you hadn't been an utter twit.)
A bottle of Nuttynana's ginger tom's piss, labelled up as perfume a la Markled.
A book on how to dress for your body shape because she doesn't have a fukin clue.
And finally a fukin gagging order with imprisonment if she breaks it. One for the Royal reject too because he's a twit as well.
If I think of any more appropriate gifts I'll be back.
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A bar of soap to wash her mouth out with for all the lies she tells.
A consultation with a surgeon for a vaginal reduction and a total rebore. The number of cocks she's had it must be the size of a bucket by now.
A megaphone for Harry to play with while he's down there, he can shout hello and see how long it takes to echo back to him. He could be there for a while.
A life size picture of Catherine Cambridge wearing one of Diana's Tiaras.
An online course on how to write a children's book.
A book on etiquette and manners because she has neither.
A one way ticket to the tower of London
A birthday cake of Kensington Palace (this is what you could have won if you hadn't been an utter twit.)
A bottle of Nuttynana's ginger tom's piss, labelled up as perfume a la Markled.
A book on how to dress for your body shape because she doesn't have a fukin clue.
And finally a fukin gagging order with imprisonment if she breaks it. One for the Royal reject too because he's a twit as well.
If I think of any more appropriate gifts I'll be back.
X
xx.
