In honour of Hazno's unveiling of his mother's statue (where he looked like a project manager at a building site)* the Montecito Collective have written a new song best sung to the possibly recognisable tune of
Leaving on a jet plane.
All my bags are packed, I'm ready to go
I'm standing here outside Eugenie’s door
I won’t to wake her up to say good-bye
But the dawn is breaking, it's early morn
Security's waiting he's blowing his horn
I'm so cowardly but I can’t lie.
So hiss me and wave at me, tell me that you'll never forgive me
Meghan’s got a hold on me like she'll never let me go
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Gangan, I need to go
There's so many times I've let you down
So many times I've played around
I tell you now they don't mean a thing
Every place I go I'll think of you
Every lie I tell I'll lie about you
When I come back, I'll bring my dreadful wife
So miss me and mourn for me.
Tell me that I’ve screwed up my life
Take away my HRH.
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again
To Heathrow I want to go
Now the time has come to leave London
One more time let me diss you
Then cross your fingers, I'll be on my way
Dream about the days to come when I won't have to leave alone
About the times I won't have to say
What was I thinking when I married that yacht girl
And give me back my HRH
'Cause I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Will, I want to go
I'm leaving on a jet plane
Don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, UK, I hate you so
*I wonder if a talented Tattler would be so kind as to create a photo of Hazno standing with his hands on his hips while wearing a hi-vis vest and hardhat at the unveiling? Thank you!