Harry and Meghan #122 Diana's statue is not a hit. Most of us Tattlers think it's Tommy tit

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Don't watch Lorraine - went off her when she avoided paying a huge tax bill because she said she wasnt a presenter but an actress playing a character called Lorraine.

Don't watch GMB because Garroway gets on my nerves, Piers Morgan shouting people down whilst advocating free speech strkes me as hypocritical and I hate hypocrisy (yes, Harry and Meghan, I mean you) and Susannah (money for old rope) Reid really grinds my gears because she gets paid vast amounts for doing bugger all (just like Harry and Meghan)
I try to avoid ITV news because of Bradby and even worse , Peston.
Don't watch BBC breakfast because the BBC is biased and has the annoying Kuenssberg everywhere.
So I get my news from the intrepid and forensic reporters in this thread ( and a bit from Talk Radio and GBnews)

I am sick of woke bollox.
Its time woke went back to meaning "having arisen after being asleep."

I know an old lady who is a retired professional dancer. She's the widow of an orchestra leader and mother of a semi-famous musician and she likes a drink and a smoke. She can never find her keys, her mascara is always a little bit smudged, she is surrounded by a gentle mix of Dior perfume and stale cigarettes.
She still dresses stylishly and you can tell she was stunningly beautiful in her youth (she was.)

And I follow her mantra.
She always says, "F**k 'em all."

Very wise don't ya think?
 
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Don't watch Lorraine - went off her when she avoided paying a huge tax bill because she said she wasnt a presenter but an actress playing a character called Lorraine.

Don't watch GMB because Garroway gets on my nerves, Piers Morgan shouting people down whilst advocating free speech strkes me as hypocritical and I hate hypocrisy (yes, Harry and Meghan, I mean you) and Susannah (money for old rope) Reid really grinds my gears because she gets paid vast amounts for doing bugger all (just like Harry and Meghan)
I try to avoid ITV news because of Bradby and even worse , Peston.
Don't watch BBC breakfast because the BBC is biased and has the annoying Kuenssberg everywhere.
So I get my news from the intrepid and forensic reporters in this thread ( and a bit from Talk Radio and GBnews)

I am sick of woke bollox.
Its time woke went back to meaning "having arisen after being asleep."

I know an old lady who is a retired professional dancer. She's the widow of an orchestra leader and mother of a semi-famous musician and she likes a drink and a smoke. She can never find her keys, her mascara is always a little bit smudged, she is surrounded by a gentle mix of Dior perfume and stale cigarettes.
She still dresses stylishly and you can tell she was stunningly beautiful in her youth (she was.)

And I follow her mantra.
She always says, "F**k 'em all."

Very wise don't ya think?
I don't watch TV at all. I haven't watched it for about 10 years. I got fed up of all the adverts. The BBC also show adverts by advertising their own programmes. Now I get news from places like this and YouTube. I watch tv series if I know they're good on places like Amazon Prime. I've been known to go to the odd pirate site. Not really.
And I agree 'duck'em all'.
 
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”weep over her corpse”. I love that. In fact I was expecting Hazno to be over the top with his emotions in a sad kinda way. I thought he would play up his sorrow. That’s what I was expecting. Him going full clown crazy with smiles, laughing, etc was not what I expected at all. As it turns out, he should have played up the sorrow angle. He is so clueless.
He was on happy pills so could not be sad

Can I join - I am 5ft.
I dont bother with heals unlike PWB.
Welcome to the short arse club
Thats what my older brother used to call me
He was only 5foot 6🤣
 
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I don't watch TV at all. I haven't watched it for about 10 years. I got fed up of all the adverts. The BBC also show adverts by advertising their own programmes. Now I get news from places like this and YouTube. I watch tv series if I know they're good on places like Amazon Prime. I've been known to go to the odd pirate site. Not really.
And I agree 'duck'em all'.
another TV non-fan. I watch F1. That’s it. Also Netflix/Amazon/YouTube.
& I agree also. Feck em all.
 
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He was far more attractive before he went plastic. Stupid bleep. I hope it collapses in on him and he'll have to walk around with a paper bag on his head. Well two, incase one breaks.
thats known as a ‘double bagger’ where I’m from 😉
 
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He was on happy pills so could not be sad
Haz is getting the piss ripped out of him for acting like he was on a stag do for the statue unveiling. Someone has put this gag on Tumblr

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Another funny meme posted to Tumblr taking the piss out of the statue unveiling.

Sorry if it has been posted before. It deserves a second viewing anyway as it is so clever and hilarious.

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Why on earth did they used green tarpaulin
I bet she sold the outfit on so it could be used as the statue cover
 
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