Harry and Meghan #119 No money, No shame, We've even stolen her Majesty's name

[Thalia]

I know I'm a bit behind the eight ball! But those photos of her at the polo..pretty sure that sunscreen that many are talking about is the adult Nivea one, in no way would you use that for a baby. That baby should have had a sunhat on, have it's own sunscreen and frankly should not have been in the direct sun, plus should've had a carrier or pram somewhere to have put it down. She has no freaking idea if she just swanned around holding it, poor little thing.

The thing with the polo match is that we only have photographs.

What we know is that there was an event where friends and families of polo players, dressed appropriately, socialised over drinks and picnics and 6's wife turns up looking frazzled wearing some sort of sack.

Anyone who has ever gone anywhere with a newborn will tell you, you get swamped with people cooing, reminiscing and offering help. In the photos, not one single person approaches her, speaks to her, offers her a seat, a drink or to hold Archie. These people are Harry's friends and family. Catherine's busy with her three kids but what about the others?

I think the most likely explanation is that she had already caused a scene before the pictures were taken.

 

[Pixie06]

The biggest thing I found odd that day was the complete lack of interaction between her and Cambridges. No showing them the baby or anything normal like that. I don’t think George and Charlotte ever went near her, like you normally would with your aunt. She complete ignored the toddling Louis and never so much as glanced at Catherine. Catherine never walked over to her either. There was a complete lack of interest from both sides, you would not think they were acquaintances, let alone relatives. It was so, so weird.
ETA: it’s especially weird when you compare it to how the kids interact with the Tindalls - they are always crawling all over Mike.

I remember seeing them and thinking that Kate was out of order ignoring HW, especially as she looked to be struggling with the baby. And that Kate was a bit of a witch as she was blanking HW. Lol, now we know the truth!

 

[Ceejayaitch]

My friend was forced out of her teaching job. Sad fact is it is cheaper to employ younger and more newly qualified teachers. Makes my blood boil. What happened to quality of teaching gained from a lot of years of experience? Add to that that the younger teachers can gain from that experience by working with older teachers. With age comes great wisdom.

I’ve seen it happen (former chair of governors). A new head took over and rinsed the entire teaching staff. The new hires were NQTs or just finished their NQTs.

I resigned citing this (along with other reasons).

 

[Wightgirl]

I remember seeing them and thinking that Kate was out of order ignoring HW, especially as she looked to be struggling with the baby. And that Kate was a bit of a witch as she was blanking HW.

Kate had 3 kids of her own to occupy. Plus, as pointed out by someone else, if she’d tipped up with a pram, brolly etc she’d have her hands free and in a better place than someone permanently holding a small baby.

 

[VC10]

The thing with the polo match is that we only have photographs.

What we know is that there was an event where friends and families of polo players, dressed appropriately, socialised over drinks and picnics and 6's wife turns up looking frazzled wearing some sort of sack.

Anyone who has ever gone anywhere with a newborn will tell you, you get swamped with people cooing, reminiscing and offering help. In the photos, not one single person approaches her, speaks to her, offers her a seat, a drink or to hold Archie. These people are Harry's friends and family. Catherine's busy with her three kids but what about the others?

I think the most likely explanation is that she had already caused a scene before the pictures were taken.

I would say so , too.
We dont know the half of it, with that cow......

Best thing they did, was moving 3,900 miles away from us here in Great Britain. Hope they stay there

 

[Mairag]

So untrue aye and haggis is found running about with kilts on

Many many years ago when I was a uni student I spent a summer working at a hotel in the far north of Scotland, and we used to take guests (mainly Americans) out on haggis hunting tours

 

[VC10]

Many many years ago when I was a uni student I spent a summer working at a hotel in the far north of Scotland, and we used to take guests (mainly Americans) out on haggis hunting tours

did you find any...?

 

[wisebutwild]

Harry and Meghan #120 Deal or no deal, what will the box reveal?

 

[50sGirl]

I went on a mass reporting spree the other day and I've had reports back from Twatter that at least 5 of the people have broken their rules.

I did too and got 3 reports back that said they had broken the rules. Took ages to hear back so I’ve no idea who they related to now though.

 

[Nuttynana]

I would say so , too.
We dont know the half of it, with that cow......

Best thing they did, was moving 3,900 miles away from us here in Great Britain. Hope they stay there

My small amount of sympathy for her is the hooray Henry's and their Sloan Rangers they are toffee nosed, supercilious arseholes who believe they are them and us.

Polo is a horrible time for their horses and an upper crust pastime only. They treat everyone but themselves as bloody serfs, weak chinned wankers and their "passed around" bints

Working class girl here who has seen both sides at their worst.

 

[Carpediem69]

We already knew this, but now in mainstresm paper.

Meghan Markle 'boasted about serving marijuana at her first wedding'

In leaked emails, the future Duchess of Sussex allegedly revealed she'd purchased special bags for the drug to give to guests as she tied the knot with Trevor Engelson in Ocho Rios, Jamaica.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Drip, drip, drip hope her arse and heart are pump pump pumping as the deluge begins

For those who are starting to wobble about Smegzy and debate who is the real manipulator - they are both as culpable as each other - IMO if he had not met her he would have continued to be the happy chappy and turned up as Prince clown and basically ‘done the job’ - we may never have realised how awful he actually is and what the RF have had to deal with for years. What she has achieved is to expose his true personality and vengeful immature traits, and she has now gone to ground.
In effect she has released the Kraken.
She has lit the proverbial touch paper and unleashed him - but never despair because very soon she will be back spouting and pouting whatever bs fulfils her own agenda. I do not have any empathy/sympathy for adults who we know are the worst kind of self pitying, money grabbing, narcissistic and self absorbed twats that I have had the misfortune to have to read about /rage about (not on here) in the media. I have seen enough good evidence on this thread to justify why I have these beliefs - just because she is quiet at the moment does not make me believe for one minute that she is not still stirring things up behind the scenes - I am pretty confident the 1st will see the re-emergence of St Smeggie and so their games will continue. They will never be happy because even they don’t know what they actually really want - just my opinion

 

[MoodyBlue]

Harry&Meghan#120 Time for the unveil, but will Harry derail?

 

[Peachsquish]

I don't understand the tweet, can someone please explain?

The original spoiler seems to relate to this woman mentioned in the tweet.

 

[Cassandra333]

In a moment of madness I thought 'I'll watch the latest Lady C and write it up so all the Tattlers who don't want to watch it, will know what was said'.
I won't be doing this again. Seriously, won't be doing it again. I've put it behind a spoiler because it's long and I did type along with Lady C.
I now need to go and have a lie down. So here's me, reporting from the front lines of YouTube all for your benefit. Ignore spelling mistakes etc.

Spoiler: Lady C. Very long.

Lady Colin Campbell

Harry has arrived. We should show him some compassion because of the occassion. And also to show him the right way to behave towards others.
#1 How can Americans show the RF that we support them
- write to British Ambassador in Washington or write to the Queen. Most important, write to Spotify and Netflix, CBS, People Magazine, Vanity Fair, Bizarre. Make your sentiments known.
#2 Tell the Cambridges not to travel together.
- agreed. Waffle about William. He needs to be told. We do not want King Henry IX and Queen Meglomaniac. Lots of good Queen Catherines. Examples given. Yawn. Me, not Lady C
Advert break around about now.
#3 Dumb-Arton title lol It's those two who are dumb
- LC laughing too. Yes, agreed. Harry and M scraping bottom of barrel. Sink to bottom of lav bowl with regularity. Agree it's 'smelly stuff'. More waffle. Mention of politics. More waffle. And yet more waffle. Rabbit,rabbit,rabbit. And even more waffle. We're waffling, we're waffling. Believes H was duped. Whatever title was offered would have been refused because M wants the title Prince. Dumbarton is offended. Waffle, waffle
Jacobites, waffle Catholic, waffle, the Douglas's waffle Exile waffle James II waffle. Refers to M as little chicken footed thing with delusions of grandeur.
More on Dumbarton, why are they concerned about the title.
- Because they're dumb, darling, they're dumb. More waffle. Waffle on their titles, laughter, waffle.Ya! Dear Goddess, please stop the waffle. M says she's a feminist but basically she's a 'true pro' repeated twice.
Another ad break.
#4 Royal accounts show that H wasn't cut off from funding. Charles gave substantial sum of money when H went to the US. Now the question is waffling, don't waffle questioners!
- Mentioned earlier that there were moves to make sure that H&M did not prevail. Daughter has put the kettle on so now I can't hear what Lady C is saying. Probably more waffle so not too worried.
#5 Scooby do saying that Charles cut H off in January. Everyone misunderstood what H said about being cut off.
- H will say everyone misunderstood. Much laughter. Waffle. The lies are fast and furious. Refers to Scooby as Geobbels. Also Omid Scabies. Laughs a lot. Waffle waffle.
Another add break
Waffle but basically H&M can't keep the lies straight but Scooby who is over buffed, is there to explain it all. Waffle.
#6 RF likely to welcome back H when marriage is over.
- LC says she's seen other marriages where the gold digger gets married for money. Sometimes these marriages can last a lifetime. Because parasite has nowhere else to go. No one will trust H again. Trust will take years and will only happen when they split. Waffle waffle.
#7 Mail on Sunday allowed to appeal, what does Lady C think?
- Thinks its wonderful. Knows stuff through friends and has to be careful. Mail on Sunday very upset that summary judgement was against them because they thought case needed to be heard in Court. Thinks there will only be a partial victory.
Another bloody ad break
Really important thing in the matter is presumption of innocence that Warby gave to M and her privacy. Warby may have made a different ruling if it had been a few weeks later after the Oprah wankfest (my word, not hers)
M thinks her privacy is important but no one elses is. Waffle, waffle. M is a malicious and vicious witch basically. Waffle waffle. Warby did not understand the nature of the beast thinking he was dealing with Pollyanna. More waffle and I'm losing the will to live.
#8 M hired PR to create at least 3 articles about her per week.
- I've been saying this for years. It's not news, it's old facts Ya! More on press being informed beforehand by stars etc. Waffle. Really labouring the point now. H&M manipulate the press and news. Want to be in the press several times a week and they are. H learnt this behaviour from his mother. Diana wasn't a saint but had many virtues.
duck me, it's another advert break.
Di was a fame junkie, M is a fame junkie, H wanted to be a fame junkie but didn't know how to do it before M showed him. Ex girlfriends say he used to see press when there wasn't anyone there. H craves that attention to show how important he is. Take note that H&M always manage to go places without anyone seeing them when it suits them. Lady C finds this very interesting. Waffle, waffle, rabbit, rabbit. Only ten minutes to go. We thank the Goddess. Dramatics from Lady C as she waffles endlessly on. Doesn't believe that M will remain silent whilst H is in the UK
#9 Truly amazing what M gets away with because she identifies as black.
- Couldn't agree more, it's offensive that M has duped poor ignorant black people and those who are sympathetic to the plight of poor black people. But shows how unimaginative M is. Had she had more imagination and more patient, she could have been massive. But she played the race card for her own benefit. Waffle waffle, I'm from Jamaica, waffle waffle. Most people can see right through her but the naive don't.
Advert break, who'd have guessed?
#10 Don't you think M is the worse kind of racist? Also how can H complain about PC ignoring his begging bowl when they have ignored Thomas Markle for 3 years.
- Yes she is a racist and causes division. Her actions are detrimental to the majority of her relatives and that's racist as well. H doesn't seem to get that if you work for the RF, you get money from funds. If you don't work for the RF, then you don't get money from the funds. H is an idiot who thinks that he should get the money anyway. Waffle, waffle. Lets see what happens whilst he's in UK and she's in US. And she's done! Sing hallelujah, praise the Lord, She is done. And so am I.

 

[Squatcobbler]

Ooooh, not thought of Avon, I'll have a little look, I'm a red nail polish girl, Revlon Cherries in the Snow. Thank you for the tip!

Am intrigued by the statue box, if it's a bench, my rage will know no bounds, but also, Smegatron and H will look even more disgusting for their merching. I'm putting 50p on it being Saint Di with Wills and Harry as nippers.

While I'm wagering, please also put me down for a round pound that we'll be treated to a sepia toned picture of HW with Farchie holding Lili on a bench, the two children mirroring the Di bench

I'm at an all-day work thing on Thursday, so am hoping for a rolling commentary a la Oprah chat, what a rollercoaster ride those updates were!

Alternatively, if a lovely Tattler could write me a letter excusing me from tedious work thing, I'd be ever so grateful.


Do, do do the funky Chimpo!

Avon is worth a look for sure.

More on topic can I just say I absolutely love you guys & your comments! Its so nice to be among like minded sane people that can see right thru the crap of these 2 fuckwits!
I firmly believe H was always an hole, the Palace did a top job covering up for him & making him seem likeable. As for Ratchel (the rat part is supposed to be there ) she's is about a narc as you can get. Clawed her way up using her mums mantra of never give the milk away for free & played on Diana's death to duck H over good & proper. She was unknown & going nowhere til she got her claws into him, all planned of course! In all this I feel sorry for the 2 kids, having a narc mother isn't easy, in fact it's bloody hard work!

 

[WestSideIsDaBest]

Did my bit for queen and country.
Nearest sainsbury's to windsor now has all the bench copies hidden around the shop and barcode prices removed.


I apologise to the staff

 

[Squatcobbler]

Did my bit for queen and country.
Nearest sainsbury's to windsor now has all the bench copies hidden around the shop and barcode prices removed.


I apologise to the staff

Genius!! I may just go do the same, just for shits & giggles!

 

[Pno]

Native Americans fear Harry and Meghan are using HOLY WATER in garden

Native Americans fear Harry & Meghan are using holy water to irrigate garden

NATIVE Americans fear Harry and Meghan are irrigating their gardens with what they regard as holy water. The couple’s £11million Californian mansion is built on land that once belonged to the Chuma…

www.thesun.co.uk

This is going to be hilarious! You cannot win against the native Californian Indian Tribes. The gardens are the least of their problems. Those 16 toilets need to be regularly flushed!!!
Plus the human remains that were found near their property will be very problematic if they turn out to be ancient because that will warrant a full blown dig and excavation of their front yard!
I hope no one in Monticito has ever watched Poltergeist!!!!!

 

[SaffaQueen]

@Cassandra333
Respect for that summary - I just pre-gained 45 minutes of my life back. Only thing missing was a few "Ya!" soundbites & Lady C's mischievous giggling.

 

[Nuttynana]

In a moment of madness I thought 'I'll watch the latest Lady C and write it up so all the Tattlers who don't want to watch it, will know what was said'.
I won't be doing this again. Seriously, won't be doing it again. I've put it behind a spoiler because it's long and I did type along with Lady C.
I now need to go and have a lie down. So here's me, reporting from the front lines of YouTube all for your benefit. Ignore spelling mistakes etc.

Spoiler: Lady C. Very long.

Lady Colin Campbell

Harry has arrived. We should show him some compassion because of the occassion. And also to show him the right way to behave towards others.
#1 How can Americans show the RF that we support them
- write to British Ambassador in Washington or write to the Queen. Most important, write to Spotify and Netflix, CBS, People Magazine, Vanity Fair, Bizarre. Make your sentiments known.
#2 Tell the Cambridges not to travel together.
- agreed. Waffle about William. He needs to be told. We do not want King Henry IX and Queen Meglomaniac. Lots of good Queen Catherines. Examples given. Yawn. Me, not Lady C
Advert break around about now.
#3 Dumb-Arton title lol It's those two who are dumb
- LC laughing too. Yes, agreed. Harry and M scraping bottom of barrel. Sink to bottom of lav bowl with regularity. Agree it's 'smelly stuff'. More waffle. Mention of politics. More waffle. And yet more waffle. Rabbit,rabbit,rabbit. And even more waffle. We're waffling, we're waffling. Believes H was duped. Whatever title was offered would have been refused because M wants the title Prince. Dumbarton is offended. Waffle, waffle
Jacobites, waffle Catholic, waffle, the Douglas's waffle Exile waffle James II waffle. Refers to M as little chicken footed thing with delusions of grandeur.
More on Dumbarton, why are they concerned about the title.
- Because they're dumb, darling, they're dumb. More waffle. Waffle on their titles, laughter, waffle.Ya! Dear Goddess, please stop the waffle. M says she's a feminist but basically she's a 'true pro' repeated twice.
Another ad break.
#4 Royal accounts show that H wasn't cut off from funding. Charles gave substantial sum of money when H went to the US. Now the question is waffling, don't waffle questioners!
- Mentioned earlier that there were moves to make sure that H&M did not prevail. Daughter has put the kettle on so now I can't hear what Lady C is saying. Probably more waffle so not too worried.
#5 Scooby do saying that Charles cut H off in January. Everyone misunderstood what H said about being cut off.
- H will say everyone misunderstood. Much laughter. Waffle. The lies are fast and furious. Refers to Scooby as Geobbels. Also Omid Scabies. Laughs a lot. Waffle waffle.
Another add break
Waffle but basically H&M can't keep the lies straight but Scooby who is over buffed, is there to explain it all. Waffle.
#6 RF likely to welcome back H when marriage is over.
- LC says she's seen other marriages where the gold digger gets married for money. Sometimes these marriages can last a lifetime. Because parasite has nowhere else to go. No one will trust H again. Trust will take years and will only happen when they split. Waffle waffle.
#7 Mail on Sunday allowed to appeal, what does Lady C think?
- Thinks its wonderful. Knows stuff through friends and has to be careful. Mail on Sunday very upset that summary judgement was against them because they thought case needed to be heard in Court. Thinks there will only be a partial victory.
Another bloody ad break
Really important thing in the matter is presumption of innocence that Warby gave to M and her privacy. Warby may have made a different ruling if it had been a few weeks later after the Oprah wankfest (my word, not hers)
M thinks her privacy is important but no one elses is. Waffle, waffle. M is a malicious and vicious witch basically. Waffle waffle. Warby did not understand the nature of the beast thinking he was dealing with Pollyanna. More waffle and I'm losing the will to live.
#8 M hired PR to create at least 3 articles about her per week.
- I've been saying this for years. It's not news, it's old facts Ya! More on press being informed beforehand by stars etc. Waffle. Really labouring the point now. H&M manipulate the press and news. Want to be in the press several times a week and they are. H learnt this behaviour from his mother. Diana wasn't a saint but had many virtues.
duck me, it's another advert break.
Di was a fame junkie, M is a fame junkie, H wanted to be a fame junkie but didn't know how to do it before M showed him. Ex girlfriends say he used to see press when there wasn't anyone there. H craves that attention to show how important he is. Take note that H&M always manage to go places without anyone seeing them when it suits them. Lady C finds this very interesting. Waffle, waffle, rabbit, rabbit. Only ten minutes to go. We thank the Goddess. Dramatics from Lady C as she waffles endlessly on. Doesn't believe that M will remain silent whilst H is in the UK
#9 Truly amazing what M gets away with because she identifies as black.
- Couldn't agree more, it's offensive that M has duped poor ignorant black people and those who are sympathetic to the plight of poor black people. But shows how unimaginative M is. Had she had more imagination and more patient, she could have been massive. But she played the race card for her own benefit. Waffle waffle, I'm from Jamaica, waffle waffle. Most people can see right through her but the naive don't.
Advert break, who'd have guessed?
#10 Don't you think M is the worse kind of racist? Also how can H complain about PC ignoring his begging bowl when they have ignored Thomas Markle for 3 years.
- Yes she is a racist and causes division. Her actions are detrimental to the majority of her relatives and that's racist as well. H doesn't seem to get that if you work for the RF, you get money from funds. If you don't work for the RF, then you don't get money from the funds. H is an idiot who thinks that he should get the money anyway. Waffle, waffle. Lets see what happens whilst he's in UK and she's in US. And she's done! Sing hallelujah, praise the Lord, She is done. And so am I.

Well done Cass you are braver than me, I don't listen to her anymore, it's like growing a beard. Thank youxxxx