Harry and Meghan #119 No money, No shame, We've even stolen her Majesty's name

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Kate had 3 kids of her own to occupy. Plus, as pointed out by someone else, if she’d tipped up with a pram, brolly etc she’d have her hands free and in a better place than someone permanently holding a small baby.
She is going to be rightly ridiculous with Archie on one hip and a baby in her arm for the upcoming pap shot 😂😂... She won't use a pram/ buggy thst would be giving free advertising to a company that hasn't coughed up gazillions $$$ to have a blue blooded royal merch their product 😂
 
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Avon is worth a look for sure.

More on topic can I just say I absolutely love you guys & your comments! Its so nice to be among like minded sane people that can see right thru the crap of these 2 fuckwits!
I firmly believe H was always an hole, the Palace did a top job covering up for him & making him seem likeable. As for Ratchel (the rat part is supposed to be there ) she's is about a narc as you can get. Clawed her way up using her mums mantra of never give the milk away for free & played on Diana's death to duck H over good & proper. She was unknown & going nowhere til she got her claws into him, all planned of course! In all this I feel sorry for the 2 kids, having a narc mother isn't easy, in fact it's bloody hard work!
Welcome @Squatcobbler this is a great forum for honest opinions, sugar free and lots of bad language, especially from me I believe my old age gives me the right to behave badly.

Hope you continue to enjoy it all and get some laughs😆😆😆
 
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She is going to be rightly ridiculous with Archie on one hip and a baby in her arm for the upcoming pap shot 😂😂... She won't use a pram/ buggy thst would be giving free advertising to a company that hasn't coughed up gazillions $$$ to have a blue blooded royal merch their product 😂
I wonder if that's why poor Archie was in a vest at duck rabbit!
 
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Native Americans fear Harry and Meghan are using HOLY WATER in garden

This is going to be hilarious! You cannot win against the native Californian Indian Tribes. The gardens are the least of their problems. Those 16 toilets need to be regularly flushed!!!
Plus the human remains that were found near their property will be very problematic if they turn out to be ancient because that will warrant a full blown dig and excavation of their front yard!
I hope no one in Monticito has ever watched Poltergeist!!!!!
I was wondering where Dorito got to, ancient bones and all that👻👻👻
 
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The thing with the polo match is that we only have photographs.

What we know is that there was an event where friends and families of polo players, dressed appropriately, socialised over drinks and picnics and 6's wife turns up looking frazzled wearing some sort of sack.

Anyone who has ever gone anywhere with a newborn will tell you, you get swamped with people cooing, reminiscing and offering help. In the photos, not one single person approaches her, speaks to her, offers her a seat, a drink or to hold Archie. These people are Harry's friends and family. Catherine's busy with her three kids but what about the others?

I think the most likely explanation is that she had already caused a scene before the pictures were taken.
I am sure there was a short video as George and Charlotte are running around and climbing in the back of Catherine's vehicle.

I could be wrong, I bought a magazine and birthday card from the newsagent on Saturday and swore I put it on the back seat of the car and I was certain my Dad had grabbed it and taken it to bring in as I got the shopping out the car.
Well it wasn't in the house. He could not remember taking it from the back seat and checked the car from top to bottom 20 times while I checked the house.
I had left them at the supermarket checkout that I stopped at on the way to the car.🤦‍♀️🤪

Apologies for the waffling on.
 
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😀😀 did you find any...? 😀😅
we did, but unfortunately the guests were just never quite in the right place to see the "capture", but always arrived just a few moments too late, after the haggis had been killed and skinned and the outer haggis skin given to the dogs as a tasty reward for helping in the hunt :ROFLMAO: The guests did have a lovely supper each night though eating "their" haggis
 
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The thing with the polo match is that we only have photographs.

What we know is that there was an event where friends and families of polo players, dressed appropriately, socialised over drinks and picnics and 6's wife turns up looking frazzled wearing some sort of sack.

Anyone who has ever gone anywhere with a newborn will tell you, you get swamped with people cooing, reminiscing and offering help. In the photos, not one single person approaches her, speaks to her, offers her a seat, a drink or to hold Archie. These people are Harry's friends and family. Catherine's busy with her three kids but what about the others?

I think the most likely explanation is that she had already caused a scene before the pictures were taken.
She was not supposed to be there but like everything in her life she kneejerks and thinks all and sundry will rally to her.

She chose the wrong place and the wrong people it's an enclosed little clique with supercilious cunts who won't give anyone below their little circle a welcome. I loathe them all from having to serve food and drink to them some years back, in fact I had a run in with one of them when he said "my good woman" after showing off to his hoorays and I told him to duck off you weak chinned tosser it felt good at the time but was never allowed to work at one again.
 
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Welcome @Squatcobbler this is a great forum for honest opinions, sugar free and lots of bad language, especially from me I believe my old age gives me the right to behave badly.

Hope you continue to enjoy it all and get some laughs😆😆😆

Thanks so much, a lot of my vocab is expletive laden when I get really pissed off so it's nice to be somewhere that has no perma offended thin skinned twatwaffles!
 
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Thanks so much, a lot of my vocab is expletive laden when I get really pissed off so it's nice to be somewhere that has no perma offended thin skinned twatwaffles!
No problem here feel free to vent and it has only happened to me once that someone objected but my lovely Tattler buddies put her in her place and she left, I believe our Freda told her to duck off.xxx
 
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Oooh more tea from Jessica mulroney

Haha worst rated comment from the above article:
She only ever clinged on to Princess Meghans' coat tails....desprate for fame like Cath...only global superstar here and she is married to Prince Harry.
 
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Oooh more tea from Jessica mulroney

Haha worst rated comment from the above article:
She only ever clinged on to Princess Meghans' coat tails....desprate for fame like Cath...only global superstar here and she is married to Prince Harry.
Who is this thick as tit sugar?? What a complete and utter ignoramus.

Doxy and Mulrooney are fame whores who feed off each other and because doxy is trying to keep her "Woke" image clean she has dropped her like a smelly turd. They really deserve each other. Global Superstar my arse more like a global gobshite in designer clothes
 
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I wonder how they'll stop H from sending a photo of the statue to the wife who would then no doubt leak it before the unveiling
 
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She was not supposed to be there but like everything in her life she kneejerks and thinks all and sundry will rally to her.

She chose the wrong place and the wrong people it's an enclosed little clique with supercilious cunts who won't give anyone below their little circle a welcome. I loathe them all from having to serve food and drink to them some years back, in fact I had a run in with one of them when he said "my good woman" after showing off to his hoorays and I told him to duck off you weak chinned tosser it felt good at the time but was never allowed to work at one again.
At this same event one of my co-workers was told to put more paper in the toilet by one of the hoorays as it wasn't to his satisfaction, and he told him "if you weren't so full of tit you wouldn't need it,", he was a Scouser and one of the funniest men I have ever met..

We did both lose our bonuses for that day and I have loved Scoucers ever since.
 
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I wonder how they'll stop H from sending a photo of the statue to the wife who would then no doubt leak it before the unveiling
He’s cut it fine with quarantine so isn’t allowed out to see it before it happens. If he they did leak any pictures there would be a backlash.
 
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She was not supposed to be there but like everything in her life she kneejerks and thinks all and sundry will rally to her.

She chose the wrong place and the wrong people it's an enclosed little clique with supercilious cunts who won't give anyone below their little circle a welcome. I loathe them all from having to serve food and drink to them some years back, in fact I had a run in with one of them when he said "my good woman" after showing off to his hoorays and I told him to duck off you weak chinned tosser it felt good at the time but was never allowed to work at one again.
I can imagine it! Well done. I think this was simply a casual outing though which is why Kate had a picnic for her kids and Smegma just hadn't thought beyond the idea there would be hot and cold running staff running to her fulfil her every whim. Harry was to blame for a lot of this lack of social awareness imo. He stupidly thought it either didn't matter or that she would 'wing it' - it did and she didn't.
 
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Eugenie was stuck between a rock and a hard place.
I had a friend in a very unhappy relationship with a hugely codependent partner, she was doing everything, working, cooking cleaning while her wife couldn’t hold down a job and expected lots of care and attention while my friend felt there was no way out. I tried to be supportive and was a sounding board when she was very low. Then I think my name must have come up in a fight because the partner completely turned on me and it ended up with her shouting down the phone at me about how dare I interfere in their relationship. My friend has never spoken to me again. The partner has cut them off from all uni friends, their family (secret wedding) and everyone except new friends. I learned you can’t ever talk to someone about their relationship.
Yep. Been there, done that, learned the hard way.

Harry found granny's dress up soldier stuff stored at Frogmore so hes practising his look for the unveiling. As usual he is unhappy as there weren't enough medals for his liking.:(
I think he's also found the steak and kidney pies and the treat cupboard with all the chocolate and cakes. Fat git.


 
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In a moment of madness I thought 'I'll watch the latest Lady C and write it up so all the Tattlers who don't want to watch it, will know what was said'.
I won't be doing this again. Seriously, won't be doing it again. I've put it behind a spoiler because it's long and I did type along with Lady C.
I now need to go and have a lie down. So here's me, reporting from the front lines of YouTube all for your benefit. Ignore spelling mistakes etc.
Lady Colin Campbell

Harry has arrived. We should show him some compassion because of the occassion. And also to show him the right way to behave towards others.
#1 How can Americans show the RF that we support them
- write to British Ambassador in Washington or write to the Queen. Most important, write to Spotify and Netflix, CBS, People Magazine, Vanity Fair, Bizarre. Make your sentiments known.
#2 Tell the Cambridges not to travel together.
- agreed. Waffle about William. He needs to be told. We do not want King Henry IX and Queen Meglomaniac. Lots of good Queen Catherines. Examples given. Yawn. Me, not Lady C
Advert break around about now.
#3 Dumb-Arton title lol It's those two who are dumb
- LC laughing too. Yes, agreed. Harry and M scraping bottom of barrel. Sink to bottom of lav bowl with regularity. Agree it's 'smelly stuff'. More waffle. Mention of politics. More waffle. And yet more waffle. Rabbit,rabbit,rabbit. And even more waffle. We're waffling, we're waffling. Believes H was duped. Whatever title was offered would have been refused because M wants the title Prince. Dumbarton is offended. Waffle, waffle
Jacobites, waffle Catholic, waffle, the Douglas's waffle Exile waffle James II waffle. Refers to M as little chicken footed thing with delusions of grandeur.

More on Dumbarton, why are they concerned about the title.
- Because they're dumb, darling, they're dumb. More waffle. Waffle on their titles, laughter, waffle.Ya! Dear Goddess, please stop the waffle. M says she's a feminist but basically she's a 'true pro' repeated twice.
Another ad break.

#4 Royal accounts show that H wasn't cut off from funding. Charles gave substantial sum of money when H went to the US. Now the question is waffling, don't waffle questioners!
- Mentioned earlier that there were moves to make sure that H&M did not prevail. Daughter has put the kettle on so now I can't hear what Lady C is saying. Probably more waffle so not too worried.
#5 Scooby do saying that Charles cut H off in January. Everyone misunderstood what H said about being cut off.
- H will say everyone misunderstood. Much laughter. Waffle. The lies are fast and furious. Refers to Scooby as Geobbels. Also Omid Scabies. Laughs a lot. Waffle waffle.
Another add break
Waffle but basically H&M can't keep the lies straight but Scooby who is over buffed, is there to explain it all. Waffle.
#6 RF likely to welcome back H when marriage is over.
- LC says she's seen other marriages where the gold digger gets married for money. Sometimes these marriages can last a lifetime. Because parasite has nowhere else to go. No one will trust H again. Trust will take years and will only happen when they split. Waffle waffle.
#7 Mail on Sunday allowed to appeal, what does Lady C think?
- Thinks its wonderful. Knows stuff through friends and has to be careful. Mail on Sunday very upset that summary judgement was against them because they thought case needed to be heard in Court. Thinks there will only be a partial victory.
Another bloody ad break
Really important thing in the matter is presumption of innocence that Warby gave to M and her privacy. Warby may have made a different ruling if it had been a few weeks later after the Oprah wankfest (my word, not hers)
M thinks her privacy is important but no one elses is. Waffle, waffle. M is a malicious and vicious witch basically. Waffle waffle. Warby did not understand the nature of the beast thinking he was dealing with Pollyanna. More waffle and I'm losing the will to live.

#8 M hired PR to create at least 3 articles about her per week.
- I've been saying this for years. It's not news, it's old facts Ya! More on press being informed beforehand by stars etc. Waffle. Really labouring the point now. H&M manipulate the press and news. Want to be in the press several times a week and they are. H learnt this behaviour from his mother. Diana wasn't a saint but had many virtues.
duck me, it's another advert break.
Di was a fame junkie, M is a fame junkie, H wanted to be a fame junkie but didn't know how to do it before M showed him. Ex girlfriends say he used to see press when there wasn't anyone there. H craves that attention to show how important he is. Take note that H&M always manage to go places without anyone seeing them when it suits them. Lady C finds this very interesting. Waffle, waffle, rabbit, rabbit. Only ten minutes to go. We thank the Goddess. Dramatics from Lady C as she waffles endlessly on. Doesn't believe that M will remain silent whilst H is in the UK
#9 Truly amazing what M gets away with because she identifies as black.
- Couldn't agree more, it's offensive that M has duped poor ignorant black people and those who are sympathetic to the plight of poor black people. But shows how unimaginative M is. Had she had more imagination and more patient, she could have been massive. But she played the race card for her own benefit. Waffle waffle, I'm from Jamaica, waffle waffle. Most people can see right through her but the naive don't.
Advert break, who'd have guessed?
#10 Don't you think M is the worse kind of racist? Also how can H complain about PC ignoring his begging bowl when they have ignored Thomas Markle for 3 years.
- Yes she is a racist and causes division. Her actions are detrimental to the majority of her relatives and that's racist as well. H doesn't seem to get that if you work for the RF, you get money from funds. If you don't work for the RF, then you don't get money from the funds. H is an idiot who thinks that he should get the money anyway. Waffle, waffle. Lets see what happens whilst he's in UK and she's in US. And she's done! Sing hallelujah, praise the Lord, She is done. And so am I.
Thank you for taking one for the team. 👏🏻
 
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