Oh
tit. You might be on to something there.
![Loudly crying face :sob: 😭](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f62d.png)
OK, tin hat time : Right ... bear in mind that both Haz and Wills have been in consultation with the sculptor since he was given the project.
Just supposing that the sculpture is 'Di on a
BENCH'. And just suppose haz has shared that titbit with smeggy. So smeggy scuttles off to write a story about a bench, pays to have it released just before the statue unveiling and is now sitting back laughing that she's about to be given a raft of publicity in the mode of
"OH EM GEE ... smeggy is truly in touch with the spirit of St Di. Just imagine that! Of all the subjects for a book she chose a bench, and there is Di, sat on a bench forever. ![Eek! :eek: :eek:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
![Eek! :eek: :eek:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
T'is a blessing from beyond the grave. It's just magical and adored-ling and makes my heart go pump pump. "
In a garden situation a bench will look much better than a standing romanesque style posed statue.
I think you are psychic
@keylimepie.
I thiink she gets paid for allowing them, but it's just too frequent now and looks greedy.