I am praying that William cancels the unveiling. It has turned into a farce. It is tacky and undignified and I am praying the Middletons and the TQ are actively whispering in William's ear "let it go".
Let Gary throw a 24yr (random?) memorial block party/bbq in soho house or wherever he is living now. Televise the living
tit out of it with James Corden, Harpo and her Gstring as the only attendees. Omid can commentate. Add a mini funfair with 2.5yr old RayBan wearing Farchie made up to look like a tiger to hide his face. Bring out the wonky baby sling for Baby D wearing a 6 month sized unicorn fairy mask and 43 yr old Princess Bananagram-o-woke'n'coke cos-playing Lucia Sciarra for a woman she never met ever ever ever ever. Maybe Naomi will show up with her "secret" boyfriend and new baby and the two baby biracial girls will grow up to be absolute besties (according to Princess Bananagram-o-woke'n'coke's "friends", of course). But please for the love of all that is sacred - let it go, William. This will do more harm than good.
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