Hannah Louise F

[frillylilly]

In some twitter circles she's getting absolutely dunked on for this tweet. I get twitter is all about taking the piss out of people but...they're taking a photo. We've seen her film and take photos at gigs so...

 

[SpritneyBeers]

You can look pretty effortlessly good in your early to mid twenties but you just can't pull it off after I know from personal experience lmfao and these two are also an excellent example.

Hannah looks a mess like the kind of middle age drunk in leopard print you'd avoid in the pub toilets and Joel's clothes look so ill fitting

They've both gained weight (which there's nothing wrong with) and it looks like neither of them have a clue how to change the way they dress to suit their bodies so they're just chucking anything on. Hannah used to wear really nice tailored clothes and she still could, she was TINY before so it's not like she's become too big for it??!

also (and she's not alone in this) the clothes she's choosing seem too targeted towards what's in fashion with Gen Z when she herself is not that age and can't pull it off.

 

[Agent Cooper]

No but I was looking at her social blade and there was a very strange, huge, spike of followers on Valentine’s Day 2019. She did post tits that day but they’re not THAT great.

This comment together with your username made me laugh out loud. Spot on!

 

[sfts]

See she got the tkmaxx make up ad.

She's really changed in a few years, her 2018 looks weren't bad, now it's a bit Helen Anderson gone wrong.

Nail on the head! She reminds me so much of Helen Anderson...

 

[meowmeowbeans]

"HELP US IDENTFY THIS WOMAN"

They have this photo taped next to the register for trying to pay for Gatorade and cigarettes with a forged check last week.

 

[R2T2]

What the hell is going on with her hair?

 

[Imah]

She just looks bad

 

[nectarinenihilism]

Note how quiet she’s been about the whole molly mae business… normally one to get right in there on trending news but I wonder if she’s aware how her whole ‘I resent hard work but make more money than you’ posts sound after all this!

 

[thedailysnoop]

Oooo spill the tea. Got to be more where that came from?


No, remember her saying before she was same height as me (5”4)


It’s shocking. It’s not just the normal ageing process, it’s oddly accelerated and she looks bloated

Drugs?

 

[olsenrow]

The makeup, the way she dresses and the hair. It just enhances her glow down. You can tell she really overdoes that foundation in the wrong shade for her skin too…

It’s quite surprising considering from what I’ve seen all of her friends opt for a much much more toned down/natural look. I’d have thought they’d either influence her to do the same or let her know her makeup looks quite severe

 

[Gossipgirl69]

I follow one of Joel’s ex gfs on Twitter and she recently had a baby and made quite a barbed comment about how one is her exes had said during an argument something along the lines of “all you want is a HOUSE and a BABY” and he was right bc now she has those things and is v happy. I thought it was very obviously about Joel and granted it was likely a few years ago but it says a lot about him that he thinks he’s so cool and edgy and ambitious that someone wanting to start a family and buy is despicable to him. I’m actually indifferent to Hannah but the fact she’s with Joel makes me think she’s probably a total prick.

Have you read this? https://heyameliaperrin.wordpress.com/2018/01/09/when-it-doesnt-go-to-plan/

 

[TreeTrunksApplePie]

She’s such an entitled prick how is she any different from anyone else who fails their driving test?? People are obviously just trying to make her feel better??? She’s got a god complex.

Makes me laugh how she keeps reiterating ‘first ever driving test’ and ‘completely normal’ hahaha someone tell her plenty of people pass first time too, and without the privileged advantage an intensive course gives you.

Wow that tweet was a bit cunty wasn’t it

eta: bizarre that shes been sent books by Fitzcarraldo Editions?? Is that because of Joel? she's not someone i think of as a big reader

nah she is in fairness. Up until quite recently one of her main bits of content were book chat, I think she has a highlight in Instagram. However it has cooled down a bit recently. Maybe she’s over trying to impress Joel since he gave her HPV

 

[Bingbong1]

Was she friends with amelia perrin?

Don't think proper friends but knew each other from influencer events and mutuals

 

[R2T2]

I can’t imagine anyone I would want to smell like less

 

[Imah]

i think it’s fine to have HPV as it’s quite common and good for her for using her platform to tell young people to get tested but knowing it’s come from shagging him makes me ill i can’t lie

They’re both so gross in that awful flat just makes me wanna hurl the thought of it

 

[olsenrow]

Absolutely! I feel like she's obsessed with being that cool girl (to the extent of pretending to come from the working class) and fails to realise real life isn't cut from the same fabric as movies. She also gives me vibes of that friend who would put you down in front of boys as JOke.

Which is why she constantly posts photos where her friends look like shite warmed up AKA any photo Hannah posts of best pal Lizzy Hadfield

 

[JDM13]

the prices on that page are extortionate and mostly just for cheap tat. better off spending your money at an small biz that does handmade etc

People must be buying off it though for her to continue to do it? Bloody crazy!

 

[Bingbong1]

Surprise surprise

That dress is ugly af

 

[snooperschatter]

Arabella is his half sister

No, Joel’s sister is older than him. They might be cousins or something as they do follow each other on Instagram, but definitely not siblings!

 

[Bingbong1]

Joel seems to have put on some lockdown weight too