Ugh, she's so nasty. She reminds me of people I've met who are incapable of saying anything nice. I don't mean in a Pollyanna "everything's sunshine and roses" kind of way, but just being genuine. Everything is ironic (even looking like a wreck), every remark must either be snarky or sarcastic so that the world will know of your superior intelligence and coolness. She talks at you, not to you. Can you imagine running into her at a party and her saying "Hey, nice to see you"? No. She'd give you the up-and-down and announce, loudly enough for people around her to hear: "Fucking dull party, isn't it? God, I need a drink."