Hannah Gale #13 Hannah Gale and the MaGiCaL nEw ChApTeR, Featuring As Few Children As Possible

[sallybreadsticks]

Did you know that she’s having sex with her new boyfriend? Here’s some thong recommendations just in case you didn’t realise.

Can you imagine her massive minge eating up those thongs? No wonder she's been emailing the PR at Canasten for years to get some sponcon (not joking btw)
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Where's @sallybreadsticks gone with her insights?

Had to lay low for a bit. Chris has seen my posts and might be working out who I am. There's about 20 possible people tbh, so he could be a while as he's not the brightest. I've also had terrible shits because of my new summer diet of eggs & cauliflower, so havent had the energy to engage.

I might have some more info on his new gf soon

 

[Lola123]

How would they be no VPL anyway? Also she is beyond tragic, she reminds me of Angus thongs and perfect snogging. Those girls are like 14! She thinks she gets to redo her life and like she’s pretending to be a young 20 something. Hannah do better, for your sons. Go to threapy. Deal with the issues you have with your parents and be better because at this rate those boys won’t have a mum either

 

[Seeemm]

That last story is definitely a duck you to us no Hannah, you’re being called out on your crappy behaviour.

 

[rockhoppernroll]

I’m sorry, absolutely NO writer should be using the wrong there/their/they’re. I mean especially when talking about iced drinks

 

[Purplepeople]

I’m sorry, absolutely NO writer should be using the wrong there/their/they’re. I mean especially when talking about iced drinks

yup came here to comment on today’s shocking grammar. The way she tried to use “whom” too and failed miserably…and she’s spent the majority of her career calling herself a journalist

 

[Margi989]

All this chat about Hannah's sex life and found these old articles. She's so cringe.

26 thoughts every woman has when she sleeps with someone new for the first time

And they're not all thoughts of immense pleasure...

metro.co.uk

21 thoughts all women have during foreplay

You can probably guess, but this is totally NSFW.

metro.co.uk

 

[Maria1212]

I don’t believe for one second that those cheapo thongs will hold in her tummy in with their low-budget lace that’ll be bobbly after one wash.

How often do you need to buy thongs? She just got some a few months back. What's she been doing to them
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All this chat about Hannah's sex life and found these old articles. She's so cringe.

26 thoughts every woman has when she sleeps with someone new for the first time

And they're not all thoughts of immense pleasure...

metro.co.uk

21 thoughts all women have during foreplay

You can probably guess, but this is totally NSFW.

metro.co.uk

Oh.
My.
God.

This actually really makes me think she must be gay or a sexual

 

[coolcapitalist]

Oh.
My.
God.

This actually really makes me think she must be gay or a sexual

Absolutely mortifying

 

[Lonelystarbuckslover]

Study date with my college bestie grow up

An invisible one again too

 

[JellyDonut]

How often do you need to buy thongs? She just got some a few months back. What's she been doing to them
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Oh.
My.
God.

This actually really makes me think she must be gay or a sexual

Thanks for this, now I have images of Hannah trying to gargle TB’s balls

 

[Kat_Valentine]

She thinks she was Carrie Bradshaw at that stage I’m sure. More like Larry Ladshaw, am I right?

 

[FlowersintheRain]

Hand on heart I can say I’ve never thought most of those things during sex! Also poor Chris if they were together when she wrote those.

 

[ophelia1990]

What the duck? She’s so childish. If all your sexual partners made you think those things then I’d say the issue is you, babe.
Ever heard of communicating what you want?

I’ve never seen someone try so hard to be cool/on trend/edgy and fail at every level. She’s tragic. Also when her kids are older they can google this absolute tit.

Really happy that I now know Hannah does a fake porn star face to pretend she loves cock??

 

[influencerbore]

Hand on heart I can say I’ve never thought most of those things during sex! Also poor Chris if they were together when she wrote those.

Has she deleted something? What’s this about?

 

[PastorBake]

Did she really serve up Belvita bars on a platter?

 

[coolcapitalist]

Only Hannah would take her kids to the park and film herself on the zip line, what a grade A loser

 

[Lemonadestrawberry]

'Out of Office is on' looool Hannah, you do make me laugh

 

[JellyDonut]

I understand being excited about having the out of office on, but why group “I have no kids!” into that same category? It’s weird to me. She really seems to hate being a parent and having to look after her kids.

 

[Twinkletoes974]

Off without the kids again. She must be thrilled!

 

[influencerbore]

I’m all for time away from my kids! But she is without them in a weekly basis, hardly like she’s exhausted from looking after them 24/7.