Hannah Gale #13 Hannah Gale and the MaGiCaL nEw ChApTeR, Featuring As Few Children As Possible

[Pawpaw365]

This is the most Gypsy Rose thing I’ve ever seen.

 

[RestingBunchFace]

This woe is me post does not match up with the other content she uploads: relaxing baths, more dates with TB in 6 months than I’ve had with my husband in six years, mini breaks, yoga poses, mentions of naps. None of my single parent friends post content like this because (a) they’re out working proper jobs and (b) their other halves don’t have the kids nearly as much as her ex seems to.

I totally get that it’s tough when it’s just you and two kids. I do a lot of solo parenting while my husband is working. But just like that ridiculous “day in the life of a working mum” blog she posted a few years ago, this is an insult to most single parents.

honestly, she needs to get a grip. Med school is going to swallow her whole at this rate.

 

[missobscure09]

“it’s time to put myself first”

So no different to the rest of your life then ey? Maybe have a think about your two children and consider them when making these huge decisions that will completely upheave their lives too?

 

[sallybreadsticks]

Pretty sure it was discussed before but Hannah did OnlyFans for about 2-3 months in lockdown. Not sure it worked out financially - probably a tenner a month was coming in after fees.

 

[Bleurghgram]

Yeah agree, short shower shaming can’t be a thing. How much water do people use?!

 

[ophelia1990]

How does someone who’s been a mother for 5 years think that they’d be able to sit and read a book at a beach with a two year old! For starters that wouldn’t even be safe! She’s such an odd woman.

Exactly! She’s always complaining that she can’t do what she wanted to do but her expectations are unreasonable. You’re solely responsible for a little kid at the seaside, nah you need to have your eyes on them constantly.

They moved house somewhere where their dad isn’t living with them and she’s complaining they didn’t both fall asleep instantly at 7pm.

like what planet is she on? I honestly truly do not know why she had kids let alone 2. She’s not maternal and she’s selfish. Yet she keeps sounding surprised that the kids aren’t completely self sufficient yet.

 

[panda-eyes]

I really really think she is emotionally damaged and doesn’t realise it. Is bedtime always a calm or fun time? No. But if you are a working parent then it’s the most special time of the day on a weekday imo. You can play with your kid in the bath, read a story and snuggle up etc. I actually genuinely don’t like anyone else doing it (even my lovely partner and my kids dad )

Same! I'll sometimes have a little moan because my 5 year old has only ever wanted me at bedtime since the day she was born but really, I love it. I love getting in her bed and holding her little hand until she drifts off. Is it always easy? Not at all, but she's 5 and one day she won't want/need me at bedtime and I'll be fucked if I'm gonna miss these special moments.

Hannah you're a selfish fuck, you don't deserve those boys.

 

[DominiqueRoawk]

2 and 5 year old watching Harry Potter, the one where a kid dies at the end. Ffs. Incredibly inappropriate.

 

[ophelia1990]

What the fuck? She’s so childish. If all your sexual partners made you think those things then I’d say the issue is you, babe.
Ever heard of communicating what you want?

I’ve never seen someone try so hard to be cool/on trend/edgy and fail at every level. She’s tragic. Also when her kids are older they can google this absolute shit.

Really happy that I now know Hannah does a fake porn star face to pretend she loves cock??

 

[Lemlaz]

And here's me sitting wondering if I should move my 5yo from cbeebies to cbbc. Wtf is she thinking? This is not parenting.

 

[uola]

Wrong item of clothing to be concerned about - I can see people "pointing and laughing in the street" at her leather waistcoat

 

[imtakingabath]

Oh good LORD

Just a casual “human rights” thrown in the middle there

 

[Anonymous_Troll]

This girl is making New Scientist her entire personality

 

[OurKid]

An ode to cycling shorts but not the NHS on its 75th birthday - can’t beat the dedication to her future profession

 

[Maria1212]

Where is Sally ?

 

[Lemlaz]

I actually can't believe anyone would do as much shopping for complete useless tat as she does and send her child to school in shoes like that. It's not a lack of funds, it's a blatant lack of care and respect for him.

 

[violettavalentine]

I’ve just had to unfollow her. My god, the trying to be sexy in my ill fitting bra, over a crumpled needs a good wash bedding whilst trying to sound like a wannabe doc and moaning about having to parent. F me. No thanks. She’s finally lost the self absorbed plot.

 

[ophelia1990]

I’m so fucking sick of her obsession with ~chapters. What the fuck are you talking about? Are you just describing the passage of time?

She’s so self obsessed it’s unreal. The reel. Talking about herself in the 3rd person. “Hannah Gale 2.0”. Is she off her rocker?

She is a deeply insecure immature person. She needs constant validation that she’s amazing, hence all the “girl you got this” posts. All this reinventing herself screams of unhappiness.

 

[VinoHobbs]

Remember the time he bought her paracetamol?

I think this is probably the first thing that tiny bf has bought for her so she keeps harping on about them I have the feeling she pays for the trips and days out, and he goes along for the ride/to get out of his parents house for the day

 

[Yoyolady]

The ‘New Scientist’ prop is hilarious.