Hannah Gale #13 Hannah Gale and the MaGiCaL nEw ChApTeR, Featuring As Few Children As Possible

[Roobalooba89]

To be fair the beach is the place to consume crap and treat yourself a little. But I personally would draw the line at giving fizzy pop to kids that young, my 7 year old doesn’t even have it and im fairly easy going food wise

Oh yes too true no judging for giving children treats! But it’s all she ever posts.

 

[Pawpaw365]

“OMG my thighs WOBBLE!!! And NOBODY pointed and laughed, it’s a ‘REVELATION’ guys!”

Hannah is learning that her main character syndrome is only in her head and no one gives a single fuck about yet another pair of chunky legs walking down the street.

They are so unflattering on her!

 

[sallybreadsticks]

She's such a fucking prick

 

[brightonbarbie]

On what planet would Chris come round and help with bedtime if TB was staying over in the flat?

She tagged TB in a drinks post just before BathGate .. showing two drinks on her skanky bookshelf so wondering if she was too pissed to care

 

[Heretoread19]

Ours share and we have a spare. They chose to (5 and 3). At some point I’m sure they’ll want their own space but for now they’re happy and it means we can keep the spare room for visitors/office!

I shared with my sister when I was younger too because we wanted to (less than a year apart) but wasn’t Z tiny when they started sharing?
mine have to at the moment but I wouldn’t if we didn’t have to! They are 5and 1.5
Each to their own I suppose

 

[lucylocket22]

I’m kind of annoyed that I love that Olive & Frank tshirt she has on

I thought the same and so glad its not just me!

 

[Lola123]

Why’s she stood like that with her trainers! She is honestly a parody of herself

 

[Polythene Pam]

I’m surprised she hasn’t started buying the British medical journal to be honest

Watch her start now as we all know she reads here

 

[Tiger tat]

Not sticking up for Hannah here but there is a reason many women are not diagnosed autistic until they have children.

Wouldnt be like Hannah to jump on a band wagon but I've said before on this thread its not something I even considered before I had kids and low and behold.

I could cope and mask and manage pre kids. I cannot now as the demands are far too much, my body shuts down.

That being said I wouldnt dream of going back to uni and attempting a stressful new career, can barely do my job and function as it is.
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Loop earplugs are your friend. They help me so so much but I'm still present for my kids and I can still attend to them.

Spoiler: Autism derail

I was lucky I was diagnosed a couple of years before I had my first so I had some idea what to do to help myself, but I am unsurprised that that’s when lots of women realise. There’s just so much going on all the time and toddlers just want to be about 10cm away from your face at all times. I love my child but my GOD my house used to be so quiet and tidy

 

[JellyDonut]

Hannah doesn’t know how to be a functioning adult. This is why she’s “gone back to school” and is carrying on like a sex crazed teenager

 

[Starttheline]

I vaguely remember she was on the beg for school shoes a term or so ago. Did she get any?

 

[Koalabear]

Long time lurker here but I saw this on FB and just had to share

Next thread title please

 

[Bleurghgram]

I used to have the same issue with jeans when I was larger with a tummy, I had to go up a size so they wouldn’t squeeze my belly, but then they would be baggy at my legs and thighs

That isn’t quite what she’s done though, they still squeeze her belly to a point where they just don’t fit

 

[imtakingabath]

Does anyone have any good follows who are like Hannah would be if she wasn’t a bit of a tit? ie parenting, fashion, life stuff?

Maybe Charlotte Jacklin? Her style is quite niche though, not for everyone!

 

[Loveanark]

In the reel she sounds like her kid wrote it. I went here and then I went here and then I did this

 

[Kat_Valentine]

I dont get this. I dont know anything about Beyond Nine but if their selling point is clothes for pregnancy, breastfeeding and beyond why are they sending stuff to Hannah? Strange

Because she’s a mum and has a load of followers. They want to extend their customer base in reiterating that it’s for ‘beyond’ pregnancy.

 

[dreaming0700]

That reel is awful! So she set up a tripod and filmed herself in front of a shop probably on a fairly used street waking up and down laughing to herself. Back in the day you’d be hospitalised for such behaviour

Chris currently taking a sigh of relief… sorry TB, I’m sure she will let you out if you’re good and put the boys to bed first

 

[rockhoppernroll]

Ohhhh no, i just checked the weather forecast and next weekend says it might be 25 degrees

 

[Maria1212]

Presumably that's what she was doing between 06:27 and 07:45 🫣

OMFG.. that must be why she put that right? Or it's a typo and she meant 7.27 lol

 

[FridayFrida]

I really don’t need Hannah ruining adidas gazelles for everyone. My favourite trainer that I’ve been committed to for years

100% just thought the same!