Hannah Gale #13 Hannah Gale and the MaGiCaL nEw ChApTeR, Featuring As Few Children As Possible

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I did think that but then I feel like being in bed is different to sitting working on the bed, classic lazy Hannah I suppose
 
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I did think that but then I feel like being in bed is different to sitting working on the bed, classic lazy Hannah I suppose
Also, what work is she actually doing? I bet she’s sat under the covers with an iced coffee, snacks and watching tv
 
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Yes I would use the word ‘work’ very loosely when describing Hannah. She’s putting together nonsensical shite for one of her ‘Little Joys’ posts which will just be privileged, middle class rubbish
 
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So true. Also can you imagine the friend’s parent asking how his play date was and him mentioning that the mum was in bed
 
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So true. Also can you imagine the friend’s parent asking how his play date was and him mentioning that the mum was in bed
This.

Just sit IN the room with them. They’re small kids. Wear noise cancelling headphones if you must!

She’s a epically lazy and depressed
 
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Particularly unpalatable after last week's kids shoes conversation. I do honestly wonder what her income is like. Her content is naff and lazy, her collabs are all over the place and she's able to fund little luxuries like this (but not shoes for her boy). I don't get it.
 

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I guess she is a single parent and a student so she will be getting benefits. She will probably also get disability benefit and carers allowance for her eldest son. That combined with any student loans and all her insta links will soon add up, she might will also have a lump sum from the sale of the house she had with her ex. Bearing in mind these people hardly pay for anything like holidays, days out, beauty products etc …. She will be doing fairly well!
 
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I remember someone on here who knows Chris said she got a large chunk of money when her grandma died too
 
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That sleeve of beaded bracelets she has going up half her forearm probably stinks
 
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Maybe I'm being mean, but who the hell pays 22 sterling pounds for a plastic beaded bracelet? I know she didn't (ad/pr), but still.
Probably the same kidult who finds Barbie themed prints with "girls night every night" interesting.

Her tastes belong to a not particularly mature 15 year old. She needs to grow up (I know she won't).
 
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Many MANY years ago when I worked on glossies, the editors used to say that you knew a trend was officially over when Next did their version.

Hannah is the modern day influencer equivalent. RUN DAMSON, RUUUUUUN!
 
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