Hannah Gale #13 Hannah Gale and the MaGiCaL nEw ChApTeR, Featuring As Few Children As Possible

[JellyDonut]

She needs to stfu about cycling shorts and vest tops. She is not the first person ever to wear them. She is not “brave” or “inspiring” or whatever else she thinks, just because of the clothes she wears.

 

[nogoodusernamesleft]

She is not “brave” or “inspiring” or whatever else she thinks, just because of the clothes she wears.

The only brave thing about Hannah is putting out there her misplaced conviction that she’s going to be a doctor, free of the fear (self awareness) that everyone is laughing at her

 

[Seeemm]

I genuinely thought that reel was suggesting her and tiny Tim broke up

 

[Heretoread19]

She got her free holiday then?

 

[Scragbags]

Imagine her diagnosing you as your doctor and she goes 'hold on a minute I painted this one'

 

[Maria1212]

Honestly idk what you guys aren't seeing. Clearly, the Hannah before had highlights up to her roots, and curled her hair. And she was wearing a leopard print maxi, and Jeffrey Dahmer glasses.

~NOWadays~!!! , she lets her roots grow out, doesn't bother styling her hair, and she wouldn't be seen DEAD in that leopard print maxi without a leather waistcoat. Duh!!!
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(in all seriousness though that caption is the most tragic thing I've ever read and I don't have it in me to tear into it properly).

 

[Pawpaw365]

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Honestly idk what you guys aren't seeing. Clearly, the Hannah before had highlights up to her roots, and curled her hair. And she was wearing a leopard print maxi, and Jeffrey Dahmer glasses.

~NOWadays~!!! , she lets her roots grow out, doesn't bother styling her hair, and she wouldn't be seen DEAD in that leopard print maxi without a leather waistcoat. Duh!!!
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(in all seriousness though that caption is the most tragic thing I've ever read and I don't have it in me to tear into it properly).

vibing the girl who is taking toilet selfies at 11pm whilst wearing her SUNGLASSES

 

[capriallie]

That last reel is so unbearably smug! Would she really be that happy if she didn’t have a new boyfriend?

 

[brightonbarbie]

Her latest unbearably post - try loving your kids Hannah. That would be a good start

 

[Pawpaw365]

That last reel is so unbearably smug! Would she really be that happy if she didn’t have a new boyfriend?

No, she wouldn't. She's insufferable with a bf, and would be just as insufferable without, as she would be all 'woe is me'.

 

[CoraSP]

Thoughts and prayers for the patients of the South coast in 10 years. Dr Gale might know the right words for your diagnosis. Or she might not. Who knows?

I might move to the north, just in case.

 

[DominiqueRoawk]

I've unfollowed her insta, I can't take any more. I can't get on board with the new me after a break up content. I've been with my spouse, father of my child, for nearly 20 years so I don't think I'm her target audience anyway. So I'm not going to celebrate or affirm the break up of a family so she can sit around drinking ice coffee. It all feels a bit wrong, does that make sense?

 

[Purplepeople]

I've unfollowed her insta, I can't take any more. I can't get on board with the new me after a break up content. I've been with my spouse, father of my child, for nearly 20 years so I don't think I'm her target audience anyway. So I'm not going to celebrate or affirm the break up of a family so she can sit around drinking ice coffee. It all feels a bit wrong, does that make sense?

totally get it. I don’t even watch her stories anymore really, I just come here for the funny comments!

 

[Seeemm]

She finally took single parent out of her bio, now says ‘co-parenting mum of 2 little lads’

 

[RestingBunchFace]

She finally took single parent out of her bio, now says ‘co-parenting mum of 2 little lads’

She probably means her and TB as she hardly ever seems to ever look after them purely by herself!

 

[ophelia1990]

I can’t stand her. 100% she is forcing this “I am doing soooo well” narrative for someone else’s benefit. You’d just shut up and enjoy your life if it truly was that wonderful.

Also agree that if she didn’t have the boyfriend she wouldn’t be bleating on like this. Which means Hannah prioritises superficial relationships with men over her kids. the bloke is apparently making her happier than her kids have. It’s heartbreaking.

 

[Twinkletoes974]

@sallybreadsticks where art thou?

 

[MRSELM]

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Honestly idk what you guys aren't seeing. Clearly, the Hannah before had highlights up to her roots, and curled her hair. And she was wearing a leopard print maxi, and Jeffrey Dahmer glasses.

~NOWadays~!!! , she lets her roots grow out, doesn't bother styling her hair, and she wouldn't be seen DEAD in that leopard print maxi without a leather waistcoat. Duh!!!
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(in all seriousness though that caption is the most tragic thing I've ever read and I don't have it in me to tear into it properly).

Do you know what would be an absolute Vibe?? If you ironed your tents before wearing them.

 

[TheLastLolo]

So she’s being around for her son… but not alone as usual? I feel like my son, who’s a similar age to Atti, would find it quite stressful to be surrounded by people when he’s not feeling himself and would prefer just me. She really only thinks of herself, never her kids. And the fact she can’t spell anaesthetic bothers me.

 

[Instatwat]

Hope she’s a better doctor than she is a ‘journo’. Also AS IF the kid asked to watch The Good Doctor with her. Not only do I not believe her, even if he did it’s inappropriate for a child his age. Being the “same person” as your 5-year-old is such a weird flex.