Hannah Gale #13 Hannah Gale and the MaGiCaL nEw ChApTeR, Featuring As Few Children As Possible

[Seeemm]

Why is this one line ‘Paddling pools and seaside paddles’ wrecking my head so bad

 

[imtakingabath]

Why is this one line ‘Paddling pools and seaside paddles’ wrecking my head so bad

Overuse of the word paddle! She should have written seaside dips or something instead.

 

[Polythene Pam]

Should it not be "gorgeous wobbly thighs, arms and tummies"? Why the eff is there a comma after gorgeous? How the duck does she earn a living off this shite?

 

[Maria1212]

Should it not be "gorgeous wobbly thighs, arms and tummies"? Why the eff is there a comma after gorgeous? How the duck does she earn a living off this shite?

Because she's taking a breath for poetic effect
Or to shove another bit of Tony's in her gob idk
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In all seriousness though that has to be the most clunky Month post yet .. also what's she gonna do next year I wonder? Lol. "I don't know if you guys like these" no , no we don't

 

[CoraSP]

Blows my mind to think people PURCHASED printed versions of this tit

 

[TheLastLolo]

Blows my mind to think people PURCHASED printed versions of this tit

She just cashed in on a time where people would’ve bought dog poo just to have a parcel delivered and a reason to open their door

 

[capriallie]

She just cashed in on a time where people would’ve bought dog poo just to have a parcel delivered and a reason to open their door

Absolutely despise Piers Morgan but did rejoice when he slated the print on good morning Britain

 

[Polythene Pam]

Absolutely despise Piers Morgan but did rejoice when he slated the print on good morning Britain

DID HE?! HOW DID I MISS THIS??
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Imagine posting a few stories a day being your full time job and still being unable to proofread?!

 

[Roobalooba89]

Absolutely despise Piers Morgan but did rejoice when he slated the print on good morning Britain

What??
evidence! Lets rejoyce!

 

[TheLastLolo]

That biker waistcoat makes me heave. I wish TB would help her to ‘lose’ it.

 

[Blondie123]

DID HE?! HOW DID I MISS THIS??
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Imagine posting a few stories a day being your full time job and still being unable to proofread?!
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Maybe she means a lil bit of nothing.. that's a pretty standard item in her to do list.

 

[skyehigh]

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OK tell me who is she having a 'family games night' with at 8.15pm on a school night? Her kids will be asleep.. is it just her and TB?

 

[imtakingabath]

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OK tell me who is she having a 'family games night' with at 8.15pm on a school night? Her kids will be asleep.. is it just her and TB?

Maybe TB and his family?!

 

[Lola123]

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OK tell me who is she having a 'family games night' with at 8.15pm on a school night? Her kids will be asleep.. is it just her and TB?

Her dad? And step mum? And her and TB I assume the boys are back with Chris

 

[Maria1212]

No but there's a moment at the start of that try on reel where she grimaces in the most strange cartoony way (even for her)

It's giving comedy & tragedy

 

[Esbeepea]

No but there's a moment at the start of that try on reel where she grimaces in the most strange cartoony way (even for her)

It's giving comedy & tragedy

Had to go for a look. What is that?!?!

 

[OurKid]

Find it so entertaining what she calls lovebombing - take your child to a farm is just regular parenting!

 

[Bingbong1]

Why would you call it a love bombing day? Is she okay?

 

[panda-eyes]

Why would you call it a love bombing day? Is she okay?

Guilt. Some small part of her is aware she's a tit mum and her priorities are completely out of whack.

 

[dishtowel]

She looks pregnant in the instagram reel outfits