Hannah Gale #13 Hannah Gale and the MaGiCaL nEw ChApTeR, Featuring As Few Children As Possible

[dreaming0700]

Wtf is she doing
Bet the neighbours hate her already

It’s all so fake. Even the candle is positioned to show the brand, nothing in her life is authentic and REAL.
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Feeling for HGs boys this half term, hope they enjoy their staged week together, back of head photos and being put to bed by TB

 

[Caffeine Fiend]

If myself and my friends do manage to get together its 5 billion texts to find a date that suits and then we get a quick dinner or lunch or coffee.

We all have kids, jobs and basically no free time. I cant imagine inviting them round for drinks and mario kart on a Friday evening 🥲

 

[Pawpaw365]

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Honestly idk what you guys aren't seeing. Clearly, the Hannah before had highlights up to her roots, and curled her hair. And she was wearing a leopard print maxi, and Jeffrey Dahmer glasses.

~NOWadays~!!! , she lets her roots grow out, doesn't bother styling her hair, and she wouldn't be seen DEAD in that leopard print maxi without a leather waistcoat. Duh!!!
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(in all seriousness though that caption is the most tragic thing I've ever read and I don't have it in me to tear into it properly).

vibing the girl who is taking toilet selfies at 11pm whilst wearing her SUNGLASSES

 

[majestic26]

2 and 5 year old watching Harry Potter, the one where a kid dies at the end. Ffs. Incredibly inappropriate.

I was just having this conversation with a friend this morning, her little girl is nearly 5 and has only watched the first 2 HP films because they get quite dark after that. Lupin turning into a werewolf in the 3rd one is absolute nightmare fuel for kids.

I don't know how I'm continuously surprised by how passive and lazy HG is as a parent. Here you go kids, eat your choking hazards and drink your tooth-rotting fizzy drink while you watch a film that will scare the living daylights out of you.

 

[beth88]

What in the narcissism is this reel??

 

[sallybreadsticks]

Nice to be back. Had an issue with the police for a bit but it's calmed down for now. I'm completely innocent of all charges but lets see.

Hope to have some tea on Hannah for you later after I have lunch with the girls x

 

[sallybreadsticks]

Not to have a pop, but who was disputing this is a safeguarding issue the other week? What do you make of this now?
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This is a new low for Hannah and it's absolutely disgusting and ill-judged.

If you're reading this Hannah, probably only 1% gets thru that thick head of yours, but let's hope its the valid criticism you're receiving for allowing a stranger to do bed time.

Get some help.

 

[replace32titles]

The cycling shorts with a (nearly-)oversized t-shirt is a better look than an oversized floral dress with an appalling waistcoat. It's a low bar, I know.

 

[CoraSP]

Maybe it's not aesthetic enough but I have a free Libby account via my local library (again, free) and I can download any and all New Scientists back as far as I can be bothered to scroll. She doesn't have to rush to the shop and part with her own money for it.

Yes but if she was reading via an app nobody would KNOW she was reading New Scientist, thus defeating the point for Dr Gale

 

[TheLastLolo]

Shopping with a toddler is difficult for our Hannah. Why doesn’t she go on one of her many child free days then? It’s a shit activity for him and she just moans about it.

 

[panda-eyes]

Hannah Gale 2.0....

Excuse me whilst I go and be violently sick

 

[nlc245]

Imagine only having your kids half the week and still not wanting to do bath and bedtime, you'd rather have a bath

 

[missobscure09]

Those shoes!!!!!! Those school shoes!!!! You sent your kid out in those?!? Fucking shame on her.

A kid with a known joint problem in his knee…

 

[rockhoppernroll]

I’m sorry, absolutely NO writer should be using the wrong there/their/they’re. I mean especially when talking about iced drinks

 

[Lola123]

Next thread should have a poll of how long we think she’ll last at medical school….

 

[Pawpaw365]

Her story saying ‘I just want to give a huge huge huge for being my village this year’. Why does she find it so hard to proof read? She missed out THE most important word and comes across so stupid.

 

[sallybreadsticks]

Oh boy. Rumour locally that Hannah might be pregnant.

That’s all I know right now.

 

[JellyDonut]

I’m sorry but how does a date start with a nap and a bath? And how is that one of her favourite ever dates???? Lazy fucking bint

 

[ChilliBean]

She’s getting some criticism in the comments for interpreting the results of that study a certain way. Just goes to show she is happy to repeat any old shite she reads in a pop science magazine. She’s 100% going to medical school just to be an Instagram doctor if she can’t properly critique research!
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[Maria1212]

Maybe that’s the real reason she’s gone back to thongs, her piles need the extra support and maybe she hasn’t shown us the size because she’s gone one smaller to really make sure they don’t come out

Well this was quite the thing to wake up to