My boyfriend of SIX YEARS last night was watching the Romesh Ranganathan and Rob Beckett show where they talk to footballers and they met up with Kyle at a golfing range. Funny how he’s quite good at golf and Lauryn doesn’t push Kairo to do golf. Oh yeah because, he’s not a PROFESSIONAL golfer. Kyle comes across quite sweet and doesn’t seem to take himself too seriously
![Slightly smiling face :slight_smile: 🙂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f642.png)
but he’s nothing special. He’s just a bloke who happens to run around a pitch, chasing after other men, kicking a ball around! It was weird watching him knowing he had sex with Lauryn and she’s obsessed with him.
Also what are Lauryn and Kairo’s mutual interests together as mum and son? What does she love football, Pele, Spanish culture? I thought she liked singing and getting people to go to clubs? Like other than herself what is she interested in, hobbies?! Does she play an instrument? I swear Kairo had a piano before and you could see he enjoyed it. I play piano and it would be something I would when I have children try and get them to learn or at least one musical instrument of their choice.
Lol random adhd thought…
Just imagine that Kyle and Annie had an argument and Kyle went to like a vending machine and he wanted a new woman and he went to choose but the machine wasn’t working because there was a woman stuck (Lauryn) and the only one you could have is her. So he nudged the machine and Lauryn dropped. It’s not the one he wanted but it will make do. He starts using it but realises that Lauryn is slightly open and has gone a bit stale, so he chucks it away in the bin never to be seen again. Lauryn is in the bin for a few weeks (she’s caught in the bottom) until a bin cleaner comes to empty the bins. She goes in the back of the truck to the rubbish dump and like Toy Story, somehow a gust of wind blows her out of the rubbish truck and whisks her away across street after street until she finds herself trapped, crunched up in the drains outside Kyle’s house where forever she will stay, disintegrating, forgotton about.
I’m sorry if that makes no sense lmao
![Face with tears of joy :joy: 😂](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f602.png)
I had this random thought and got creative… maybe I should become an author? The LG coat Tales x