Goodman Sisters #59 She thinks she canny but she’s an absolute fanny, the only queens are Sian & Annie

[spillallthetea]

She’s going to keep this game up and hint all month about the blog and release it later in the month isn’t she?

Yes… yes she is

 

[lola212]

Also it does look like Kairo’s outfits are slightly different, one has a hood.

 

[onetreehill]

Her voice

Not sure if this has been posted (long time lurker 1st time poster) this is the original #pumagate post in May 21 and she's replied to comment 2 days ago. Still claiming there is a lot to their 'relationship'

I read her comment in vicky pollards voice she speaks like a 14 year old , hit me up Kairo

 

[sadstateofaffairs]

I’ve come to the conclusion she’s just an absolute cunt through and through. Everything and I mean absolutely everything she does is to prove something to someone with her nasty fkn mouth and her perfectly time bombshells to coincide with spoiling something for someone.

I imagine she thinks she’s so smart with her wording on her cryptic clues on her posts. But there’s nothing smart about isolating yourself and ending up a lonely bitter and twisted old woman.

Lauren - turn it around you fkn hound, we’ve all made mistakes in our lives you’ve got time to make amends for your wrongs and just live your life with your two mirrakle liccle peanuts quietly and peacefully. You’ve caused enough hurt and drama around all those kids to last a lifetime. Your own sisters don’t publicly acknowledge you anymore. It’s all quite sad really.

Here fucking here

 

[ae77]

Chloe Goodman looks stylish as she plans wedding to Grant Hall

The former glamour model, 30, brushed off her ongoing 'feud' with sister Lauryn after it emerged that footballer Kyle Waker has fathered Lauryn's daughter.

www.dailymail.co.uk

This is why her sisters won’t say anything.

What is it with these and initials round their necks

 

[Lottiew1]

Aww well a wine bottle like matteus rose would be an equivalent substitute to a butt plug

Fucking hell pet I'm Lottie not Lauryn my arsehole couldn't take it

 

[Disneygirl89]

Yes agree he a fuckig dirty dick rat his wife and kids are the victims maybe start chanting lauren goodman not a wag she a slag or something

Think she would actually love that, coz then she is acknowledged by name

 

[Lottiew1]

Football fans have always done this though. Think back to Beckham and they’d chant ‘posh spice takes it up the arse’. (Make of that what you will!). If the fans can use something to wind a player up they will. He’s brought this on himself. Idiot decision!

Posh spice takes it up the arse eeeee
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Is it bad that I want her to be in CBB, as Faryal makhdoom (who's husband is a serial cheat) is going on and it would be fun to watch FM rip proz a new arsehole. She needs to put an end to this but she won't she wants the last word. Obviously wants Kyle's money and to stress Annie out, must be killing her not to know what's going on in that house!

Edited to fix spelling error

Couldn't imagine her kicking off with anyone let alone Loz!

 

[sadstateofaffairs]

For me i heard about her when she got pregnant and kept going on about endo/miracle baby and Annie. So I did some research. Annie's interview broke my heart as i fully believe what she said and then when i heard about her supposedly calling the baby Kyle Walker (junior). I realised how much I disliked someone like that. I lerked for years on and off but this attitude post 2nd baby compelled me to start writing on here.

Thanks so much for answering, I wasn’t here for Kyle Walker jnr, that would have absolutely creased me! 4th child to a homewrecker and the only one to take his name! Madness!

I’d never heard of her or read anything about it. When I did read on here all I could say was omg I’ve never ever seen anything like this!
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Tbh I had no idea who she was, I was trying to work out what the difference between her and Lauren Goodger was because articles kept getting them confused when she slept with Kyle the first time
But I never felt sorry for her cos she kept releasing articles and looking smug AF, I got bad vibes and the vibes turned out to be true lol

They are really alike though eh! Both arseholes too

 

[Disneygirl89]

Abit OT but Diana watching Charles from heaven rn.


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I'm glad someone said it coz I was for sure thinking of something like this earlier....karma sure does takes it's sweet time

 

[Lottiew1]

I thought the bastard blog was this week / next week , now it’s this month- it’s never ending she doesn’t want resolution she wants to win to have the last word always .
As others have said she’s ramping up all the drama because she’s loving the attention- plotting, scheming and continuing to lie.
What an absolute nightmare of a woman.
ETA I cannot stress how much I cannot bare those fake Valentino shoes !

Surely the blog should be good to go on the 1st day of the month? She's even shit at that!

 

[whenindoubtgossip]

She’s gonna say she was sent the post the stranger wrote but it’s all lies and no one has ever invited Kiaro and kangaroo to meet their half siblings but Kiaro knows their names from one picture and memorised it
Weirdo

Kiaro is not only a medical marvel he is also #gifted
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That's my favourite - that poor paid pap needs therapy after snapping that, horrific!

Same what was she thinking when she put that on.

 

[Rhubarb10]

Does it have to be with Kyle?

Either Kyle's a magician with his wand and abracadabra'd 2 surprise miracles to a borderline infertile cum bucket,

....or Lauryn has been telling fibs.

What fibs we won't know, the walkers have publicly said this is woman (using that term loosely..prefer demon) is spouting out lies and this is in the hands of their lawyers now.

Fair game.

 

[PenelopePitstop]

I thought you meant she named big philth as the father there

Sorry now edited to some kind of sensible grammar

 

[Lottiew1]

Carpeteer curtain carroooon looks like a mesh curtain and voile kinda slag.

That whole family look like mesh curtains, like the yellow smokers ones with the holes in them, that's the goodman family

They look like a nets type of breed!

 

[sadstateofaffairs]

Just checking in
Back from spin class
Didn’t see anyone outside the window as I was truly humbled and could barely breathe
Anyways hope Lauren gets humbled too
As you were x

Spin class gives me the fear! I think I’d die on the bike

Is it next stop Pilates

 

[Lizzy 93]

Emergency contact babes, he's Kyle Walker of her long standing, intimate and loving relationship which resulted in these two miracles obvs.

Pmsl I’m so dumb I meant emergency loooool this is why I shouldn’t be on tattle at 4 am pmsl

 

[whenindoubtgossip]

Yip and what shes saying off camera say roman riaan and reign those are ur brothers kyle walker is ur dad u love football and ur hair is curly

Ps you love the smell of Curly ellie

 

[Nobodyputsbabyinthecorner]

Oh stop with the lies

Well he certainly doesn’t get that from his Papa x

 

[New Zealand Nik Naks]

I tried looking for this the other day as the baby was at his nans while I was working, and I could only find it on prime to buy fuming

Except the guy runs for the hills when she shows signs of obsession. He doesn’t have 2 offspring with the nut job