if her account is meant to be satire they're doing a great job!Mrs Hinch isn't going to shag you Jess.And there she goes, ordering more iconic just for clout and attention from her messiah! It’ll just be filmed for the gram then returned like the first lot
She’s the kind of cheeky fucker to return it for a refund but keep the free gift!And there she goes, ordering more iconic just for clout and attention from her messiah! It’ll just be filmed for the gram then returned like the first lot
Her followers do the same as well, no comment on the post, just a tag for Hinch or Solomon, it’s so desperateWhy do they tag Hinch in everything to do with their life's! Like fair enough tag her in her Tesco products or a cleaning story, but why would Hinch give a flying fxxk if you have been on holidays like what's that to do with Hinch! I think it looks sad and desperate and very unrealistic and very wanty and needy. Seriously I would be just embarrassed
They are her real life genuine Fendi glasses that she has rolling around the centre console in her car with no case!On the latest grid post.
Yes she does look insane, those glasses are ridiculous
It's so weird isn't it, it's like me writing a letter to a stranger to tell them I'd been on my holiday or i had bought some toilet cleaner from B&M!Why do they tag Hinch in everything to do with their life's! Like fair enough tag her in her Tesco products or a cleaning story, but why would Hinch give a flying fxxk if you have been on holidays like what's that to do with Hinch! I think it looks sad and desperate and very unrealistic and very wanty and needy. Seriously I would be just embarrassed
I bought some iconic makeup after seeing it all over the gram. It’s actual tit. So basic yet so overpriced. The mascara is quite possibly the worst I’ve ever used and the Illuminati and face spray makes you look like the tin man!
Think of it as taking one for the team
It's almost like she went on holiday just to show off to the gram and not for her kids.... oh wait.... embarrassing considering you have “20,000” followers AfsanaHer engagement is dreadful, usually around 1.6% on most of her posts. And if you have a look through who has ‘liked’ her posts and who comments, it’s the same people all the time, her fellow Insta-hunz.18 comments and 329 likes on her latest grid post. After 19 hours
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No ‘talkies’ for over a week too! How can she still bang the strong, independent boss lady drum when she’s scared to do talking stories when her family are around? It’s so pathetic it’s laughable. Actually when thinking about it most of her talkie stories for the last few weeks are either in her car or in shops. Notably I think the last one she did was when she was trying to convince us her berating her husband was ‘bants’ and she quickly shut up and switched off when her husband coughed nearby!
Just quoting myself as not sure why she is congratulating the newly weds when it was a happy birthday post???!!
