You're old fashionedCall me old fashioned, but if you’re well enough to post on the internet you’re well enough to go to school/draw a raffle.
Hi LivYou're old fashioned
Inevitable break up followed by thirst trap photos of herself looking pouty but mournfulShe is a broken record. Her stories are always either (in no particular order):
- I’m too unwell to function. Send help while I sit here taking pouting selfies.
- my rockstar boyfriend is so hot, we are always having sex
- thirsty selfies/sexy photos of women I wished I looked like
- I’m kind of financially struggling but eat out at the best London restaurants every week
- I want to support the food industry but I accept free meals at restaurants for publicity
- I don’t drink (really, I don’t…except at Christmas)
- my cats are so kewl, nobody has ever owned cats as funny and cute and Instagrammable as mine
- cat hair covered, vacant expression selfies
- I’m in a diet. I’ve fallen off the wagon. I’m dieting again.
- here’s some cookware I’ve been paid to promote. Please could somebody else pay me to promote something? Please?
Have I forgotten anything, fellow Gizzi grumblers?
Don’t forget she basically invented cookingShe is a broken record. Her stories are always either (in no particular order):
- I’m too unwell to function. Send help while I sit here taking pouting selfies.
- my rockstar boyfriend is so hot, we are always having sex
- thirsty selfies/sexy photos of women I wished I looked like
- I’m kind of financially struggling but eat out at the best London restaurants every week
- I want to support the food industry but I accept free meals at restaurants for publicity
- I don’t drink (really, I don’t…except at Christmas)
- my cats are so kewl, nobody has ever owned cats as funny and cute and Instagrammable as mine
- cat hair covered, vacant expression selfies
- I’m in a diet. I’ve fallen off the wagon. I’m dieting again.
- here’s some cookware I’ve been paid to promote. Please could somebody else pay me to promote something? Please?
Have I forgotten anything, fellow Gizzi grumblers?
Inserting herself into someone else's grief. Usually someone who's died...she will of course have been their best friend ever, even though she's never mentioned them beforeShe is a broken record. Her stories are always either (in no particular order):
- I’m too unwell to function. Send help while I sit here taking pouting selfies.
- my rockstar boyfriend is so hot, we are always having sex
- thirsty selfies/sexy photos of women I wished I looked like
- I’m kind of financially struggling but eat out at the best London restaurants every week
- I want to support the food industry but I accept free meals at restaurants for publicity
- I don’t drink (really, I don’t…except at Christmas)
- my cats are so kewl, nobody has ever owned cats as funny and cute and Instagrammable as mine
- cat hair covered, vacant expression selfies
- I’m in a diet. I’ve fallen off the wagon. I’m dieting again.
- here’s some cookware I’ve been paid to promote. Please could somebody else pay me to promote something? Please?
Have I forgotten anything, fellow Gizzi grumblers?
Came here to ask too!!Has she drawn that raffle yet?
How could I forget her ADHD! Everyone else is just jumping on the bandwagonI am the ONLY person with ADHD. Everyone else’s diagnosis is fake, because I can’t bear not being super unique
Doesn’t look like itNot happening is it
Shrooms obsession, because she's really cool like thatShe is a broken record. Her stories are always either (in no particular order):
- I’m too unwell to function. Send help while I sit here taking pouting selfies.
- my rockstar boyfriend is so hot, we are always having sex
- thirsty selfies/sexy photos of women I wished I looked like
- I’m kind of financially struggling but eat out at the best London restaurants every week
- I want to support the food industry but I accept free meals at restaurants for publicity
- I don’t drink (really, I don’t…except at Christmas)
- my cats are so kewl, nobody has ever owned cats as funny and cute and Instagrammable as mine
- cat hair covered, vacant expression selfies
- I’m in a diet. I’ve fallen off the wagon. I’m dieting again.
- here’s some cookware I’ve been paid to promote. Please could somebody else pay me to promote something? Please?
Have I forgotten anything, fellow Gizzi grumblers?