She is a broken record. Her stories are always either (in no particular order):
- I’m too unwell to function. Send help while I sit here taking pouting selfies.
- my rockstar boyfriend is so hot, we are always having sex
- thirsty selfies/sexy photos of women I wished I looked like
- I’m kind of financially struggling but eat out at the best London restaurants every week
- I want to support the food industry but I accept free meals at restaurants for publicity
- I don’t drink (really, I don’t…except at Christmas)
- my cats are so kewl, nobody has ever owned cats as funny and cute and Instagrammable as mine
- cat hair covered, vacant expression selfies
- I’m in a diet. I’ve fallen off the wagon. I’m dieting again.
- here’s some cookware I’ve been paid to promote. Please could somebody else pay me to promote something? Please?
Have I forgotten anything, fellow Gizzi grumblers?