Geordie Princess #21 #fat tits on tour, the constant porkies are such a bore.

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Stick them in a large empty mug and quickly munch one when the kids aren’t in the room. Put a tea spoon in it for effect and they will never know
 
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Oh, they'll know. Trust me. They're like a pair of hungry bloodhounds
I used to tell mine they were allergic to whatever I had when they were younger
My daughter still rings me from uni to ask if she’s allergic to stuff
 
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I used to tell mine they were allergic to whatever I had when they were younger
Or it’s spicy
When we used to go out when my kid was little…he used to be a sucker of just nicking onion rings off your plate, we went somewhere once that had battered jalapeños, he looked at them, I though I’m saying nothing… pinched one and bit into it
Safe to say he’s never done it since!!!
 
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She can't be that bloody ill, if she's once again eating
Volume down, I can't deal with people eating on live!
 
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Be like cooking with Kay but on crack (if anyone remembers cooking with Kay? She’s on YouTube )
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She’d never have a regular eat with me it would all depend on if her ‘girls’ could send her a takeaway! Cheeky fat cunt
Omfg Cook with Kay used to crack me up!
 
Has her electric gone off? She’s sat in the dark.

All the comments are saying to ring 111. She’s only in pain cause she took drugs last night
 
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Bet she's just constipated
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She's full of shit literally anyway. Nobody is coming out to figure out what to do about the cyber bullying because she isn't following any advice. Her profile still isn't private, she broadcasts everything on live and she gives her address and contact details out to people daily. She's a liar. If she refuses to comply with simple safeguarding, they will not put the effort in to help her.
 
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And she's STILL in the same clothes, despite Holly buying her 5 sets of pjs!
 
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She isn’t willing to help herself so why should other people be concerned. The whole oh I don’t want to have to leave ralphie.. no she’s scared that she will lose her sympathy card by not having him.
 
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I’ve got to say I’m impartial to sticking a couple of weetabix in a mug when I don’t fancy having to share my food with my kids so it just looks like I’m having a coffee in the kitchen .
Weetabix fair enough but a lasagne!!! A fucking mug of lasagne, can you imagine being handed that “bit thick this soup Julie” “nah John it’s your lasagna” FML
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I don’t like weetabix though lol
 
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Someone else is making the two super secure private lifestyle pages for her that she won't give the passwords out for. Make it make sense
 
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Gosh yeah forgot about those pyjamas, she hung them up in the wardrobe didn’t she I know it’s been said already but I can’t believe she’s still in them clothes from last night, she went to bed in them she probs smells vile. She can fuck off with her sob stories, she’s just on a downer because she’s hungover, on a come down and is an absolute rotter!
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Oh and nobody is interested in helping her anymore
 
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She’s definitely just on a comedown/hangover. If she was in that much pain she wouldn’t be able to eat
 
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