She'll probably get them sprayed beige.Poor little Noah! Those balloons are awful and that cake in the picture is what you would buy for a grown adults birthday not a 1 year old. Cant wait till he gets older and wants a paw patrol or spider man cake. Her head will explode!!
They can give that baby literally anything because they earn more than we would in a year from a few posts and this is what they choose to buy?Poor little Noah! Those balloons are awful and that cake in the picture is what you would buy for a grown adults birthday not a 1 year old. Cant wait till he gets older and wants a paw patrol or spider man cake. Her head will explode!!
Also yes quoting myself. But why not get colourful stuff and then take a few in black and white? Can you not edit the photos later to make them beige?They can give that baby literally anything because they earn more than we would in a year from a few posts and this is what they choose to buy?
SAD
There’s parents and guardians out there struggling to make ends meet that would love to throw their children balloon and cake filled parties and take a sunny holiday and splash in the sea.
Their life and money is wasted on this pair and now a little human is pulled into this sinking ship.
If they do, he'll be in full padded suit with elbow and knee pads and full face helmet.I wonder if they’re gonna wheel out that bike they bought for him when he was still in the womb?
I think her lip filler has migrated to her brain.A native english speaker ladies and gents.. my god...
Nah he loves the aesthetics! Don’t you remember when he thrilled us with an update to his shed/office and told us the screws were a special type/style? Boring AF. He’ll like the uniformity of it all and therefore the controlled element of it all being “perfect”. So so sad.One thing that is strange about this whole beige, bland freak show is that Jamie doesn’t step in? He normally seems to have a know-it-all controlling opinion & surely he can’t actually like that first birthday atmosphere for his child? It’s gone from being a house/clothes colour scheme to taking over their whole life. What guy would really enjoy that?
She'll probably swap or paint it when Noah is asleep lolOoh wow can’t believe Noah, had a green dinosaur car toy and not a beige aesthetic one
I wonder what shop he ‘bought’ all the love fromA native english speaker ladies and gents.. my god...
If only it had. I just don’t get how she thinks her top lip looks good. Why do you want it to be that big, and the way it creases when she talks and you see the inside lip/gum 🫣I think her lip filler has migrated to her brain.
I’m surprised Jamie hasn’t made her dissolve them. He’s dissolved everything else about her physical appearance 🫠. Her clothes. Her hair. Her make up. Used to loveeee her style, hair & make up. Now everything just blends as one from the hair down. Her lips don’t go with her minimal, neutral earth mother vibe she’s trying to tout at all. Which is funny because they are extreme consumers, with 2 range rovers when they only do short drives if ever, a big, brand new house they’re constantly doing unnecessary things to (but she neeeeds a 6 bed!) & all new beige outfits for holidaysIf only it had. I just don’t get how she thinks her top lip looks good. Why do you want it to be that big, and the way it creases when she talks and you see the inside lip/gum 🫣
Yeah Jamie is definitely off for sure 🫤Nah he loves the aesthetics! Don’t you remember when he thrilled us with an update to his shed/office and told us the screws were a special type/style? Boring AF. He’ll like the uniformity of it all and therefore the controlled element of it all being “perfect”. So so sad.
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