Gabriella Lindley #92 I’m not a very good influencer am I

[Anotherone]

I don't know if I can word this in a way thats understandable but...the obvious effort she puts into holding her legs in what she deems a flattering way exhausts me.

I mean... because of this picture I'm choosing to believe she walks around Brighton like this

 

[Oaklyn]

Thank you for these cringe trips down Hobbie memory lane. Good times.

I literally gasped when I realised Cam's present section was over. I was like, ah the colour palette pens are a nice idea, the cookies are a nicer filler as Gabby loves stuffing her face... then it's going to be a jewellery box at the bottom! Or the Celine glasses Gabby kept going on about. Something Gabby was not expecting and will make her year and be a keepsake of her 30th!.... WHAT. That's IT?? Cam is taking the pee now. She is SUCH a sponge. That was not nice at all. It's not just about money, it's about effort.

Gabby was way more into the jewellery Jane got her, and mentions the brand name on the box. This is what Gabby likes, labels. But she would also probably like something to remind her of this milestone birthday. Instead she buys her own cake, no one says happy birthday on insta, and she has to pay a thousand pounds or so for Cam's company over a kebab at the pub.

Gabby, I know you were desperate to get laid for the first time, but this one-sided relationship ain't it.

 

[Mooncalf]

Embarrassing that she even still says she has a shop

 

[Ugholhere]

What a plate of beige shit.

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Is that a baby spoon

 

[LOVE2GOSSIP]

Are those sewfa cushions in the diagram? If it’s a new sewfa I will pass away from laughing

Omg yay it's like old times!! We all love a new goober sewfa day
Is there room in the casket for me too? I will simply die on the spot if it is.

 

[Accionoodles]

I was thinking "huh I haven't heard Gabby or Cam mention Stay at Home Girlfriends in a while, I wonder if they're still doing anything for that" and... what. Who the heck is paying for this "content"

I’m actually very tempted to pay to hear Gabbeh’s insightful and engaging take on the theory of Atlantis, its origins in the works of the Greek philosopher Plato and the significant impact it had on literature and the arts as well as its enduring legacy.

I’m guessing it’s gonna be Cam rambling on like she is some certified expert of Ancient Greek mythology and Gabz throwing in a ‘yeah’ and ‘slay’ now and then to remind people she is actually there.

 

[snowfairy17]

Worry not, friends! My chosen specialist subject for Mastermind is VelvetGh0st eras and I remember the bike thing

Y’all are haters. She CAN ride a bike. She can even ride it BACKWARDS.

 

[Amandaleigh]

Why do I feel like I’ve seen this same photo 50 million times?

 

[November_again]

A year ago, this would still have been her dream weather. But now she's a skinny summer girl, she's probably dying to show off her new summer wardrobe in her color palette.

 

[NitrousOxide]

Maybe she's saving them for an art exhibition. "My life in sofas".

 

[November_again]

its actually pretty sad that Cam has done nothing for her when she is clearly funding their entire relationship, Cam even tried to say she was a gold retriver boyfriend on their patreon... WTF this girl is continously putting gobble down and belittling her

I can't feel sorry for her, when Gobnob herself never shows up for anyone either. Not for Jane at Christmas or on her 60th birthday, not for her grandma's funeral, not for her nephew's first year.

Alan seems like the kind of person who considers flying over to the UK the present and it never even crossed her mind to do something beyond that while Gabbeh probably expected some big surprise.

 

[runforitmarty]

I'm not from the UK so correct me if I'm wrong haha, but Cam's instagram story seems to be from Brighton? (going off 'Mile Oak' on the bus, which Google tells me is in Brighton )

There's something very weird about the almost radio silence + what looks like a supermarket* cake?

Was Cam's plane delayed and she got the Lucy and Lydia treatment? IYKYK

* again, not from the UK so I'm just assuming!

This is telling me that Cam decided to go to the Palestine march on her girlfriend's birthday which is just absolutely hilarious (and don't shoot me but tbh good on Cam)

 

[Ugholhere]

What is this surgery for again? Scared to ask

The second coming of Clementine

 

[Accionoodles]

What a plate of beige shit.

 

[BoomTimesTwo]

Didn't Jane push her around Meadowhall in a fracking wheelchair after her 89th operashun at one point? What's the big deal now? You're skinny now, isn't your life supposed to be oh so wonderful and changed because you're *SkiNnY*

 

[BoomTimesTwo]

I remember Gabby’s whole stalker fiasco way back then and googled Camden street art out of curiousity. I found it guys.. I found the mural of Gabby. The green eyes gave it away

 

[snowfairy17]

For those who cannot (or will not) view her story for whatever reason, here it is

It’s definitely an attempt at a “main character” moment

imagine noticing the door opening and turning around to see someone filming themselves like this hahaha

 

[Juststopit]

their new pateron is about the real life dracula and vampires, previously about Atlantis... i love podcasts but this is bottom of the barrel crap.

I can't even begin to imagine what hot new takes these barely functioning dipshits have on Dracula, one of the most written about folklore characters of all time. Lemme guess, he was a lesbian?

 

[KYLIE]

Her Hobbie obsession was next level lol, those were the best Guru Gossip times

It made for some truly uncomfortable and entertaining watching as she let him use her for views/attention while he fed her tidbits of what she wanted like calling her babe/get touchy feely with her sometimes etc. Obvs knew she was in love with him but he just kept her around to benefit from her friendship knowing she wanted more lmaooo... dog of a man

 

[capriallie]

She sees herself as a sew quirky, green-eyed, lavender summer pixie but with those glasses all I see is rose west