Something to do with her weight/figure orrrrr…
She’s trying her old hairdresser to fix her hair.
It will inevitably be something self indulgent and shallow.
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She’s trying her old hairdresser to fix her hair.
It will inevitably be something self indulgent and shallow.
She’s forcing Jane to let her repaint another room and give it a makeover with some of her furniture leftovers
ding ding ding this will be it!
Yep! Isn't that where she gets her extenshuns too?
Oooh this isn’t far from where I am, I’ll keep my peepers out
Popping in to see Gobs in a delightful hat..
edit - stunning, as you were
edit - stunning, as you were
Please go and check - she'll be there for daaaays
Simon got blocked for sure 
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Oh god she's been mansplained about salt, she'll be raging! Pure salt diet for her from now on thenSimon got blocked for sure
"salt is the flavour to me" - imagine having such a weak, undeveloped palate at 27.
Imagine getting your hair done being more important than going to your grandmother’s funeral and helping your mum have the Christmas she wants.
This is defo it- back to brown extensions! I’m calling it.
This just sums up what a vile little witch she is.
I can't wait til she eye fucks herself on a new bewmerang with her hair
I hate it when Gabby goes quiet and boring. I have nothing to say but I’m missing you all 
if she’s back in Thurgo she might perk up a bit, she gets a bit Billy Big Bollocks around Jane after all 
if she’s back in Thurgo she might perk up a bit, she gets a bit Billy Big Bollocks around Jane after all 
I hope just a family visit for Mother's day! Maybe Gabby will treat her by taking her (with George) for an afternoon tea at Betty's, and pay for the whole thing? (Too normal?)
Although she did go in about her liver being diseased a lot when she got the gall bladder whipped out. Could George be being lined up as a lobe donor?
Homer wearing the hat That salt bullshit tweet is only because she read it here and is acting up like the good little troll she is.
Private ADHD assessment and then we’re going to get stroppy tweets and Instagram stories when she gets told she doesn’t have it
Maybe we'll get a chewmer update?
I didn’t realise Mother’s Day in the UK is in March.. so definitely surgery then. She’ll have to find some kinda way to make a special occasion about her or stop anyone spending time with her slave!
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