Gabriella Lindley #63 risking her life for a £3 movie… cewt

[Lurker5053]

The amount of bloody salt! I’m all for a picky tea but she eats like this 99% of the time - her poor gallbladder

Salty peanuts??????? What the actual f*k. I have to consume added salt in my diet due to salt wasting but salami + salty crackers + salty cheese + salty nuts - any healthy fibrous foods to provide other electrolytes would be dangerous even for me. How can someone who's had bariatric surgery, fatty liver problems AND gallbladder removal eat like this Jesus Christ.

Gabby I know you're reading. Your diet is killing you. Your plate should be one third each carbs protein veg. Cut out the salt. Easy peasy and still plenty of space in your daily eating for the treats you love, just reduced and balanced with the foods you need.

 

[JellyDonut]

I am in bed ill and so this is my entertainment

Her nails are painted, sixth layer, arms are heavy
There tulips on her table already, Grandad’s spaghetti
She’s nervous, but on the doctors call she sounds calm and ready
To get an op, but she keeps forgetting
What she’s had already, Nelly cries so loud
When she opens her mouth, just farts come out,
She’s chokin how everybody’s forgotten now
Her clocks run out, times up, Jewniper’s over now
Snap back to reality oh there goes gravity
Oh there goes Jane she choked
Gobs so mad but she won’t give up that easy no
She won’t have it she knows her whole act relies on those ads
It don’t matter she knows she can’t go back to Thurgoland, that’s when it’s back to the
Jane again, buns getting baked again
Better go write the whole day off and paint another wall again

Amazing!!!!

 

[rosesareblue]

Jane is there and encouraging this behaviour yet again.

jane 3 people in your life have had (assumed) weight loss sewgery (no way gewge hasn’t) and you’re there watching her eat this shite

 

[Pnpplsndy]

The amount of bloody salt! I’m all for a picky tea but she eats like this 99% of the time - her poor gallbladder

Cracking out the Christmas cheese board in March? How very opulent of her!

 

[Randomlyorange]

View attachment 1109262Can you tell I did Art @ a-level

Awww it’s the closest she’s ever got to a penis!

 

[areyoujoking]

I am in bed ill and so this is my entertainment

Her nails are painted, sixth layer, arms are heavy
There tulips on her table already, Grandad’s spaghetti
She’s nervous, but on the doctors call she sounds calm and ready
To get an op, but she keeps forgetting
What she’s had already, Nelly cries so loud
When she opens her mouth, just farts come out,
She’s chokin how everybody’s forgotten now
Her clocks run out, times up, Jewniper’s over now
Snap back to reality oh there goes gravity
Oh there goes Jane she choked
Gobs so mad but she won’t give up that easy no
She won’t have it she knows her whole act relies on those ads
It don’t matter she knows she can’t go back to Thurgoland, that’s when it’s back to the
Jane again, buns getting baked again
Better go write the whole day off and paint another wall again

Oh my goodness I am LAUGHING

 

[JellyDonut]

Oh my goodness I am LAUGHING

I keep coming back and singing this what’s the bet that on her stories or in a reel in the next few days she puts this song in there to troll us please Gabby do it

 

[judgejohndeed]

Gabby seems to think all this is a game, like oooh show my haterzzz how much salt I'm eating and how many toxic tulips I'm keeping, but...none of us will experience any of the consequences of her actions? She's the one making herself obese and unwell, she's the one who'll be crying on stories if Nellie dies, not us? Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face!

 

[eelaii]

I think if Nellie does get ill, she'll make it sound like it's a congenital thing and totally not her fault for failing as a pet owner. I've never seen someone so irresponsible not only for herself but those who depend on her. I shudder to think what she'll do to an actual child if she fails this bad with a cat. Giving him a bad diet is one thing but deliberately exposing him to poison just for aesthetics is another. It's legit abuse. No excuse.

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

The amount of bloody salt! I’m all for a picky tea but she eats like this 99% of the time - her poor gallbladder

Will those nuts be plain and natural or heavily salted / covered in a high blood pressure inducing seasoning? Hmmmm.

I didn't see this story (ta for the screen grab!) but I was lucky enough to see a different one, where she added a fistful of (sugary) silverskin picked onions to her plate.

A diet of skittles, vodka and cocaine would probably be providing her body with better nutrition at this point.

 

[BoomTimesTwo]

I feel like she must constantly have the post gallbladder removal poops and probably sits on the loo telling herself it doesn’t matter what she eats cos the constant running to the loo will stop her putting on weight

 

[barmj]

Gab’s thumb or one of Jane’s hoof claw?

 

[just_stir_it_una]

Sadly it's quite common that parents with one or more obese children will somehow keep them obese even after weight loss surgery. It's this weird mechanism where they can't stop feeding their children - and is often seen in people who had weight loss surgery quite young. I'm currently studying clinical nutrition at uni and can confirm, Gobbles is seriously fudging up her diet as always.

Additional: There's nothing wrong with weight loss surgery, and there's nothing wrong with having weight loss surgery young IF NECESSARY. There is however something very wrong when a parent can't stop indulging their children who have had this procedure, thereby keeping them close and in need of them.

 

[Kitten458]

Happy International Women’s Day tattlers - I wonder if Gobs will comment on the day/ make it about herself/ post a throwaway quote/ use it as an opportunity to attack men. Anyone want to take a guess?

 

[Fillyjonk]

Happy International Women’s Day tattlers - I wonder if Gobs will comment on the day/ make it about herself/ post a throwaway quote/ use it as an opportunity to attack men. Anyone want to take a guess?

I think it'll be a classic bewmeringue side eye peace sign with her mum.

 

[runforitmarty]

Shop my look

No one wants to look like a greasy slob, Gob

Or is she planning on bringing back her Sound of Music dresses for the spring/summer? Riveting for a 27 year old woman

 

[Sophs2095]

Happy International Women’s Day tattlers - I wonder if Gobs will comment on the day/ make it about herself/ post a throwaway quote/ use it as an opportunity to attack men. Anyone want to take a guess?

A quote towards the end of the day once she has seen what other influencers have quoted

 

[Doc]

She is so bloody dull

 

[Rick9plus]

Another ailment to add to the never ending list. Even though she claims to of kicked this habit.

 

[Albi]

Firstly, pass agg monkey emojis

Secondly, don’t take food advice from the beige queen

Obvs if someone says they like the look of the pineapple tarts she will say they were tit

Has this self absorbed bleep got any idea what’s going on in the world at the moment?
“I know people are having to decide whether to heat their homes or feed themselves at the moment, but would you like to see more of me me me, buying my weekly shop from one of the most expensive places in the U.K., that you peasants probably can’t afford, so you can live vicariously through me ?”

duck OFF YOU twit! No one wants to see your crappy shopping or your cat killing tulips. You should be reported to the rspca for willingly trying to kill your bleeping cat!