I just don’t know why she lies about the most mundane things.
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Further proof she doesn’t use her Nespressew (sorry guys) machine: the pods I’ve circled were the limited festive editions for Christmas 2020 (edit: I think it’s actually 2019!!) Also one of the pods in the middle drawer has new packaging now and that design is from at least November 2020
such a reach I know, but v annoying as I actually spend money on coffee and Gobbles gets it handed to her for free despite never using it 🥲 (had to use the ham queen’s fave emoji)
The only changes she makes are superficial.It’s quite tragic how much she harps on about change as if she’s out there embracing life.
Being on your 75th sofa, paint colour, hairstyle or different variety of ham is not meaningful change.
She literally lives the same day 99% of the time. If it wasn’t fulfilling the first 100 times it won’t be the subsequent 10000. Friends, family and experiences don’t fall into your lap. Hell even a different coffee shop would be a life achievement for her at this point.
She really is the most deluded fool.
Cos she's a boring fucking loserI just don’t know why she lies about the most mundane things.
Don’t be cruel, she’s also visited next and M&S in ShorehamShe may have hundreds of pounds, a huge flat & lots of social media followers but she doesn’t have actual memories. She’s never randomly ended up somewhere after a night out, found herself in a weird town whilst travelling, danced until 5am, went for a job interview, experienced a road trip, socialised with actual work colleagues, attended a festival etc etc - heck she doesn’t even have any good times or memories with her own brother?! The only ‘things’ she does are travel to IKEA/Starbucks/Waitrose etc with her mum. Yes she can afford to change her flat, hair, sofa & ‘job’ multiple times but she won’t look back and think ‘oh my god that was so funny’ about anything? I don’t know if I’m making sense? It’s like, the morning after a night out with your friends and you’re doing the ‘remember when’ chat.. Gabs doesn’t have that. Her life is pretty empty, and I hand on heart do not envy it one bit. Wouldn’t trade a single one of my memories for all her undeserved cash.
Disclaimer ! This is purely me speculating from what I’ve seen on social media.. she may be popular Polly for all we know but then again, this is Gabs we’re talking about, the girl that documents when she gets a Tesco delivery and buys the tradesmen Dominos.
Literally laughingDon’t be cruel, she’s also visited next and M&S in Shoreham
She was so pretty with dark long hair. What on earth happenedI interrupt this regularly scheduled program to bring you some interesting (not really but meh) tidbits from her past Q & A's. I believe these are from 2-3 years ago, all pre pandemic for sure. Why I watched them, you ask? Well that's easy, she's my favorite comedianbut really, her Q&As are goldmines. She doesn't know when to shut up
ENJOY!
1. She loves moving because she thinks it's silly not to (whatever that means). She's always banged on about "embracing change". Leads me to conclude based on her statement that her constant moving has made her realize what she wants in her building is mouldy windows.
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2. Implied Jane suffered from a broken wrist for 10 weeks before it got fixed. I'm hoping this is the usual Gabby exagerration as that's just reprehensible. I also think after 10 weeks her mom's wrist would have started healing badly so I really hope she's lying here.
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3. Can't get behind Tinder because she wants to meet people organically, yet never leaves her claggy flat.
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4. Can anyone around here confirm if they've seen her mug anywhere in Camden? Apparently her stalker's decorated Camden with her sew kewt face.
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5. Said she's attracted to older men (ehem...no mention of women at all), but is the biggest man hater alive.
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6. She's such a quiet person, yew guise. Jewniper Jane annoys her because she's just sew loud listening tew music and watching the telly. But seriously, she has the gall to call her mother annoying when she can't even pack her orders by herself. She so rude.
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P.S. Her bottom row of teeth has always been crooked.
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But why would she want to go a festival or anywhere where she can dance til the early hours when it’s so loud she can’t hear herself talk over the music. That would be her idea ofShe may have hundreds of pounds, a huge flat & lots of social media followers but she doesn’t have actual memories. She’s never randomly ended up somewhere after a night out, found herself in a weird town whilst travelling, danced until 5am, went for a job interview, experienced a road trip, socialised with actual work colleagues, attended a festival etc etc - heck she doesn’t even have any good times or memories with her own brother?! The only ‘things’ she does are travel to IKEA/Starbucks/Waitrose etc with her mum. Yes she can afford to change her flat, hair, sofa & ‘job’ multiple times but she won’t look back and think ‘oh my god that was so funny’ about anything? I don’t know if I’m making sense? It’s like, the morning after a night out with your friends and you’re doing the ‘remember when’ chat.. Gabs doesn’t have that. Her life is pretty empty, and I hand on heart do not envy it one bit. Wouldn’t trade a single one of my memories for all her undeserved cash.
Disclaimer ! This is purely me speculating from what I’ve seen on social media.. she may be popular Polly for all we know but then again, this is Gabs we’re talking about, the girl that documents when she gets a Tesco delivery and buys the tradesmen Dominos.
My husband and I used to ride the Harley to Brighton. Then we'd go to a bar, and eat out. Sometimes we had salad. Gabbie would cry."EMBRACE CHANGE" she says when she literally hasn't changed as a person and is doing the same things she's done for many years. Hasn't sorted her mental health out or changed her diet despite what you would think would be the wake-up call she needed when she apparently had her 'diseased gallbladder' out. Still just sits around at home with no partner, just her mum, pretending like she's a millionaire and playing house.
Edit: She says in the vlog that she doesn't know why there are so many motorbikes in Brighton. It's because before Brighton was taken over by youtubers people went there because of the film Quadrophenia but she knows nothing about anything.
Now THAT is a memory to cherish. Gobble would never ever. She hates motorbikesMy husband and I used to ride the Harley to Brighton. Then we'd go to a bar, and eat out. Sometimes we had salad. Gabbie would cry.
Gabriella Lindley #60 All she does is moan, block and lie. She's also a virgin who can't drive
That’s funny because in one of George’s now deleted tweets, I’m sure he called her out for lying about having a broken leg.She used to lie about falling down stairs quite a lot, fucking weirdo. She apparently fell down the stairs and lost her bank card on the morning of her friendmas party, and tried to use it as an excuse to cancel. She also talked about her mum breaking her leg in a Q&A, and then said she’d fallen down the stairs and broken her leg too.
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