It's like when she suggested people who were alone for Christmas paint their walls. Even if they don't buy overpriced paint like Gabby not everyone can afford a pot of paint or has the time to spend 2-3 days redecorating. Yeah, even during Christmas Gabby because many people still work! Not everyone lives in a home where they're allowed to redecorate, maybe from one shade of off white to another and while Gobby might consider that a good way to make the time go by the majority of people will say it's pointless.
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Every year she spouts about being alone for Christmas but she never is. We all know Jane has been up and down like a yoyo and hasn’t “just returned”
Well where the duck she gonna live?
I’m still catching up on the last few pages, but this is absolutely cracking me up! It’s so bad
She mentioned Edinburgh a few times, she’d hate Edinburgh it’s very loud and full of bars and students
Funny how she’s sees keeping your hair the same or your sofa as boring yet to me I’d much rather have my own look that I’m happy with and a sofa that will last but bring excitement to my life through experiences like holidays with the girls, evening classes, planning my wedding… I don’t think people get to the end of their life and regret their hair. They may well regret living like hermit and crying on IG stories.
Lol there are so many nice chilled grown up bars in Brighton that aren’t load music and super boozy. I love a twisted lime and the mesmerist for example. They do lovely mock tails and soft drinks too. She’s so narrow minded. One dodgy night at Yates and therefore all bars are shouty, and all about drinking alcohol. Sometimes you just want to go for a chilled drink with a friend or for a date. If you go earlier in the evening too it’s not exactly raving. You can really tell she has no social life at this point. Life gets pretty dull if all you do is go to Starbucks and ikea. Blahhh
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Honestly nothing would excite me more than stability in my life
being able to get my foot on the property ladder, not just working paycheque to paycheque and the comfort of knowing I'll have a little extra left at the end of each month. She's also mad to think people can afford the time/money to keep making changes - I cut and style my own hair, maybe treat myself to a salon once a year 
she just tries to hide the fact that she's a loser behind multiple sewfas and hair colours.Only caught up to here but bars also provide jobs. Sure there's dodgy ones everywhere but they also provide hours that maybe could work around someone's life schedule.
She’s really exposing that all she knows is Starbucks and IKEA cafe. She is the most tragic person ever. I’ve never known someone who is so adamant they have friends and are social yet never see them out apart from with their mum at Starbucks. Such a sad life. The fact she suggests that people “get a life” for pointing this stuff out to her too!
Like you said, most people do have very full very happy and social lives.
Rather than festering away in my paint fumed filled house or sitting in Starbucks for 6 hours. I’d rather spend some time going on a lovely walk with my fiancé, plan my wedding, do some gardening, go for drinks with my friends, meet up with my friends and their babies for lunch, go on a lovely weekend away.
All this stuff is normal for a girl who is the same age as gabby. She is the most lonely miserable woman ever.
I also think I'd respect her more if she said "hey, it's hard making friends at this age" because honestly so many people would find that relatable. But she just puts herself on this imaginary pedestal. It'd be good content too because true and relatable.
It's so hard to take her seriously because she lies about the littlest things. She's a great cook due to whatever cooking show, few videos later "bolognese is probably the only thing I can cook really good"(paraphrasing.)
I'd love to see her get a part time retail job or hell to volunteer anywhere (if they're allowing that anywhere, I know some places here aren't because of covid), I think it'd do her a world of good.
Exactly.I also think I'd respect her more if she said "hey, it's hard making friends at this age" because honestly so many people would find that relatable. But she just puts herself on this imaginary pedestal. It'd be good content too because true and relatable.
It's so hard to take her seriously because she lies about the littlest things. She's a great cook due to whatever cooking show, few videos later "bolognese is probably the only thing I can cook really good"(paraphrasing.)
I'd love to see her get a part time retail job or hell to volunteer anywhere (if they're allowing that anywhere, I know some places here aren't because of covid), I think it'd do her a world of good.
It’s also the way she puts herself above so many people. Nobody wants to be friends with someone who thinks they’re better than everyone. She sees herself in a different light than everyone else… it’s perplexing because she’s such a massive loser
Further proof she doesn’t use her Nespressew (sorry guys
) machine: the pods I’ve circled were the limited festive editions for Christmas 2020 (edit: I think it’s actually 2019!!) Also one of the pods in the middle drawer has new packaging now and that design is from at least November 2020 
such a reach I know, but v annoying as I actually spend money on coffee and Gobbles gets it handed to her for free despite never using it 🥲 (had to use the ham queen’s fave emoji)
Also funny how these changes are all self created. If she didn't dye her hair or buy a new sofa every 6 weeks she'd be even more stagnant. Goes to show how dynamic her life is.
And most people look fondly on things that haven't changed because it's like, through all the births, deaths, breakups, holidays etc they still have that fringe or that pink sofa or that handbag.
I've been ever so patient to know what coffee shops she frequents in rejection of all the loud bars but no response so far
I don't really care if she blocks me but I'll probably delete my message before she
Also the fact she said the counter tops are stickyView attachment 994969
Further proof she doesn’t use her Nespressew (sorry guys
such a reach I know, but v annoying as I actually spend money on coffee and Gobbles gets it handed to her for free despite never using it 🥲 (had to use the ham queen’s fave emoji)
you can do any bit of light research on cleaning Instagram for tips on how to make it Not sticky. But that would require work. She’d rather just rip it all out and get new ones because she’s sewwwwwwwwww rich!
Didn’t yew know? Gabby loves the little coffee shops that you just can’t get outside of Brighton, like Starbucks and Caffè NeroI've been ever so patient to know what coffee shops she frequents in rejection of all the loud bars but no response so far
I honestly think all the paint fumes have got to her brain.
It pains me that she doesn’t make use of all the gorgeous beach side cafés. Why wouldn’t you want a gorgeous home brewed coffee with a lovely leaf pattern in and a side of home made cake.
i love going to comfy little cafés. She is wasted down there.
I wonder if Jane has caught on to the fact yet that she'll be spending her retirement years living at construction sites and driving around her 30+ year old daughter all day, so she can play fixxer upper for yewtewb. Because we all know she'll never learn how to drive. She gets overwhelmed learning how to use a printer and gives up without even trying, no way she'll even attempt something as complex as a car in traffic.
Dew yew mean dewer-upper!!!
This is just another one of her fantasies you guys!
See:
Skinny pawpular Gobz
Homewear design Gobz
Musical Theatre Gobz
Traveller Chic Gobz
Swimming Champ Gobz
Photographer Gobz
Jewniper Mewn Gobz
Endew Warrior Gobz
Weight loss Guru Gobz
Recording Artist Gobz
Cat Rescue Gobz
See:
Skinny pawpular Gobz
Homewear design Gobz
Musical Theatre Gobz
Traveller Chic Gobz
Swimming Champ Gobz
Photographer Gobz
Jewniper Mewn Gobz
Endew Warrior Gobz
Weight loss Guru Gobz
Recording Artist Gobz
Cat Rescue Gobz
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