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Thanks Gabs for inspiring me to download Bumble BFF because I don't want to be just like yew xo EMBRACE CHANGE and all that
But seriously, making friends in your 20s is HARD. I'm the same age as Gabs and don't live in the area I grew up in either. She'd get an ounce of respect from me if she had just said things as they were. I'm similar to Gabby in a few ways (ew), I've always worked from home (I do uni from home too), I don't drive and I have actual health issues. My life IS mundane but I can at least admit that. So while WFH and studying works health wise, it's very lonely and doesn't give you any room to meet new people. I don't have any of my own friends, I have my husband and his friends by proxy but it's not the same.
No one would argue with her if she just held her hands up and said the realities of these things because everyone knows how hard it can be. But no, she had friends guyz
But seriously, making friends in your 20s is HARD. I'm the same age as Gabs and don't live in the area I grew up in either. She'd get an ounce of respect from me if she had just said things as they were. I'm similar to Gabby in a few ways (ew), I've always worked from home (I do uni from home too), I don't drive and I have actual health issues. My life IS mundane but I can at least admit that. So while WFH and studying works health wise, it's very lonely and doesn't give you any room to meet new people. I don't have any of my own friends, I have my husband and his friends by proxy but it's not the same.
No one would argue with her if she just held her hands up and said the realities of these things because everyone knows how hard it can be. But no, she had friends guyz
Jewniper Jane’s insipid little “oo Gabb-eh” is what sends me off into orbit whenever I see this. Like if someone I know stacked it on the stairs I’d probably be all “tit! You okay?! Or a gasp or something.. but there’s just this little meek “oo gabbeh” I don’t know why it makes me laugh so hard but it doesOmg I forgot about when she fell down the steps.
I know someone said this earlier but I’m cracking up that people on Twitter have caught on that she’s basically copied this person’s viral tweet even the person who originally posted it has tweeted her
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I asked her once before about recommendations for independent coffee shops in Brighton and she said she only likes Starbucks coffee as all other coffee tastes like cigarettes and something else.Also funny how these changes are all self created. If she didn't dye her hair or buy a new sofa every 6 weeks she'd be even more stagnant. Goes to show how dynamic her life is.
And most people look fondly on things that haven't changed because it's like, through all the births, deaths, breakups, holidays etc they still have that fringe or that pink sofa or that handbag.
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I've been ever so patient to know what coffee shops she frequents in rejection of all the loud bars but no response so far
I don't really care if she blocks me but I'll probably delete my message before shewakes up andsees it and realises I'm from scummy troll land.
So she basically likes hot milk with flavoured syrup and sugar
Jane is such a wet wipe. Totally resigned to looking after her adult toddler for the rest of her life.
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That's probably the most engagement I've seen on any of her tweets in a while. And positive too!I know someone said this earlier but I’m cracking up that people on Twitter have caught on that she’s basically copied this person’s viral tweet
I interrupt this regularly scheduled program to bring you some interesting (not really but meh) tidbits from her past Q & A's. I believe these are from 2-3 years ago, all pre pandemic for sure. Why I watched them, you ask? Well that's easy, she's my favorite comedian but really, her Q&As are goldmines. She doesn't know when to shut up
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1. She loves moving because she thinks it's silly not to (whatever that means). She's always banged on about "embracing change". Leads me to conclude based on her statement that her constant moving has made her realize what she wants in her building is mouldy windows.
2. Implied Jane suffered from a broken wrist for 10 weeks before it got fixed. I'm hoping this is the usual Gabby exagerration as that's just reprehensible. I also think after 10 weeks her mom's wrist would have started healing badly so I really hope she's lying here.
3. Can't get behind Tinder because she wants to meet people organically, yet never leaves her claggy flat.
4. Can anyone around here confirm if they've seen her mug anywhere in Camden? Apparently her stalker's decorated Camden with her sew kewt face.
5. Said she's attracted to older men (ehem...no mention of women at all), but is the biggest man hater alive.
6. She's such a quiet person, yew guise. Jewniper Jane annoys her because she's just sew loud listening tew music and watching the telly. But seriously, she has the gall to call her mother annoying when she can't even pack her orders by herself. She so rude.
P.S. Her bottom row of teeth has always been crooked.
but really, her Q&As are goldmines. She doesn't know when to shut up ENJOY!
1. She loves moving because she thinks it's silly not to (whatever that means). She's always banged on about "embracing change". Leads me to conclude based on her statement that her constant moving has made her realize what she wants in her building is mouldy windows.
2. Implied Jane suffered from a broken wrist for 10 weeks before it got fixed. I'm hoping this is the usual Gabby exagerration as that's just reprehensible. I also think after 10 weeks her mom's wrist would have started healing badly so I really hope she's lying here.
3. Can't get behind Tinder because she wants to meet people organically, yet never leaves her claggy flat.
4. Can anyone around here confirm if they've seen her mug anywhere in Camden? Apparently her stalker's decorated Camden with her sew kewt face.
5. Said she's attracted to older men (ehem...no mention of women at all), but is the biggest man hater alive.
6. She's such a quiet person, yew guise. Jewniper Jane annoys her because she's just sew loud listening tew music and watching the telly. But seriously, she has the gall to call her mother annoying when she can't even pack her orders by herself. She so rude.
P.S. Her bottom row of teeth has always been crooked.
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her old q&a's are so funny to watch because she has to try so hard to come up with normal sounding answers and literally none of them apply today. Like there's not 1 thing from her old q&a's that she actually stuck to e.g things she wanted to do
Always amuses me how she complains about all the hate she’s received from her vlogging and YouTube videos, yet hasn’t deleted a single video.
I was reading the captions in her voice and proper giggling. I can hear the nonsense!I interrupt this regularly scheduled program to bring you some interesting (not really but meh) tidbits from her past Q & A's. I believe these are from 2-3 years ago, all pre pandemic for sure. Why I watched them, you ask? Well that's easy, she's my favorite comedian
ENJOY!
1. She loves moving because she thinks it's silly not to (whatever that means). She's always banged on about "embracing change". Leads me to conclude based on her statement that her constant moving has made her realize what she wants in her building is mouldy windows.
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2. Implied Jane suffered from a broken wrist for 10 weeks before it got fixed. I'm hoping this is the usual Gabby exagerration as that's just reprehensible. I also think after 10 weeks her mom's wrist would have started healing badly so I really hope she's lying here.
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3. Can't get behind Tinder because she wants to meet people organically, yet never leaves her claggy flat.
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4. Can anyone around here confirm if they've seen her mug anywhere in Camden? Apparently her stalker's decorated Camden with her sew kewt face.
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5. Said she's attracted to older men (ehem...no mention of women at all), but is the biggest man hater alive.
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6. She's such a quiet person, yew guise. Jewniper Jane annoys her because she's just sew loud listening tew music and watching the telly. But seriously, she has the gall to call her mother annoying when she can't even pack her orders by herself. She so rude.
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P.S. Her bottom row of teeth has always been crooked.
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You’ve inspired me to go and watch some more later. I need some cheering up
I wish people in general were more okay with saying I don’t having many friends right now, I haven’t found my people yet! i agree that finding good friendships in your 20s is super hard.I've never seen another 'influencer' try so hard to convince her audience she has friends... She answered a question about marriage in the future with "I see myself with my amazing friends and cat".
I've just moved to a new city and making friends in your 20s in HARD (I've also seen a lot of other people my age struggle with this). If she just owned her flaws/struggles she would be so much more relatable, and make some good content out of it. She could do a series on making friends, like "trying Bumble BFF app" or "going to an art class". But instead she just pretends her life is perfect and spends hours trying to convince strangers online she has friends...
unfortunately Gabby would have to have a personality transplant to actually be honest with us about her life lol
That’s the thing she’s so miserable and negative it makes people want to stay away!
Just listened to the sneak peek of her album and I hate how you can hear that her mouth is overcrowded by her teeth, does that make sense
this is such an annoying response! ''loud music'' ''crappy music'' that's just your opinion!! these things are subjective there's no need to be so obnoxious about it - if someone else responded saying they hate quiet coffee shops she'd be soooo offended
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lmaooo JANE always needs to have the tv on??? It’s on in the background in every single one of her vlogs (or at least it used to, haven’t watched her in a while) and she’s always talking over it instead of turning it off She’s such a head, and all the answers to her q&a are so passive agressive Such a bitter person
She’s such a head, and all the answers to her q&a are so passive agressive Such a bitter person
We love an honest queen. But Gabi is just a condescending witch and nobody wants to be friends with that
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Further proof she doesn’t use her Nespressew (sorry guys
such a reach I know, but v annoying as I actually spend money on coffee and Gobbles gets it handed to her for free despite never using it 🥲 (had to use the ham queen’s fave emoji)
So she’s not even had a home report done and she’s assuming she’s made so much in value?
As everyone else has said, the solicitors/estate agents will sell you a dream but doesn’t mean it’s accurate.
When I was looking to buy my first home we checked every home report before arranging a viewing to see how much work is involved/what issues may be hidden away that will cost us money to sort.
If she doesn’t fix her windows it might cause people to not want to offer as much, and she may have other issues she’s not aware of/hidden with paint that can make people not want to buy.
She needs to get her head out her ass and research things rather than thinking crappy tiles and paint will make her profit
As everyone else has said, the solicitors/estate agents will sell you a dream but doesn’t mean it’s accurate.
When I was looking to buy my first home we checked every home report before arranging a viewing to see how much work is involved/what issues may be hidden away that will cost us money to sort.
If she doesn’t fix her windows it might cause people to not want to offer as much, and she may have other issues she’s not aware of/hidden with paint that can make people not want to buy.
She needs to get her head out her ass and research things rather than thinking crappy tiles and paint will make her profit
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