She would love to host Christmas? Here george and George’s bald friend and George’s girlfriend, sleep on my farty sofa whilst I paint around you. Anyone for a second helping of festive bolognese
The thing about Adele is her music is SO easy to like. Her voice is smooth, she tends to have a more classic sound, and her lyrics are normally easily relatable. That's what makes it obvious Gabby is just rejecting the mainstream - I think most people would be able to go 'I don't listen to a lot of her but I really liked 'Hello'!' or something because her music is so easy to like.Okay I’m not an Adele fan- never have been, but I think she’s insanely talented and I respect that. Why is it that when Gaboon comments I feel like she’s just rejecting anything mainstream?! Rather than just leaving it at “she’s a great artist but not my cup of tea?”
like I can’t get my head around how she can turn anything into a squabble
Oh could you imagine her Twitter smugness if the UK went back into lockdown/ restrictions? ‘All of yew who didn’t wear masks, this is your fault’ - she’d thrive locked back in her stuffy flat and probably force Jane to stay with her againView attachment 876635
I bet she’s full of jealousy that the UK (hopefully!) won’t be in lockdown over Christmas.
Absolutely, I think she’s fantastic and there’s some of her songs I wouldn’t flick over but I don’t own any. She’s so easy to like as a person as well so I don’t understand why Gobbs feels the need to be sew sew unusualThe thing about Adele is her music is SO easy to like. Her voice is smooth, she tends to have a more classic sound, and her lyrics are normally easily relatable. That's what makes it obvious Gabby is just rejecting the mainstream - I think most people would be able to go 'I don't listen to a lot of her but I really liked 'Hello'!' or something because her music is so easy to like.
Hey Mr Surgeon, it's Gabby here,Someone surely needs to do a Gobby parody of Stop The Cavalry just for the “wish I was at hewm, for Christmas” part. I sadly have no creative parody bones in my body
This is everything I was hoping for and moreHey Mr Surgeon, it's Gabby here,
My tummy hurts and I'm poorly,
But it's very cewld out here in the snew,
Squeeze me into your diary,
Oh I say it's tough, I have had enough,
Can you do a surgery?
(Enter marching band consisting of Jane, Nelly and George's bald friend)
I have eaten pork from Brighton to York,
Count my bile stones, I have three,
This is when I say, oh yes yet again,
Can you do a surgery?
Jeremy Beany waits at home,
In the Sheffield sofa zone,
Wish I could be lying there now
Taking attention from my bro and dad.
Hammy hammy ham ham
Hammy hammy ham
Hammy ham ham hammy ham
Hammy Hammy ham
Wish I was at hewm for Christmas
Bang! That's my gastric sleeve, too much cream and cheese,
While my mum and Bev have tea,
If I get home, live to tell the tale,
I'll steal the show with my recovery,
If I eat more bacon I will get
I will get a surgery!
Hammy hammy ham ham
Hammy hammy ham
Hammy ham ham hammy ham
Hammy Hammy ham
Wish I was at hewm for Christmas
Jeremy Beany waits at home,
In the Sheffield sofa zone,
Wish I could be lying there now
Taking attention from my bro and dad.
Wish I was at hewm for Christmas
I mean, no one asked. And even if they did was it worth an IG announcement? Stop the press, Gabby does NOT like Adele. Okay, as you were.Okay I’m not an Adele fan- never have been, but I think she’s insanely talented and I respect that. Why is it that when Gaboon comments I feel like she’s just rejecting anything mainstream?! Rather than just leaving it at “she’s a great artist but not my cup of tea?”
like I can’t get my head around how she can turn anything into a squabble
Oh lord don’t encourage her She would never make it in theatre because her voice has zero strength to it. And she couldn’t be a pop star because she is too self conscious and can’t contain her crappy personality on social media. Soooo she couldn’t really pursue it even if she wanted to. Literally nowhere to go with itShe has actually got a decent voice. Why didn’t she pursue singing?
OH MY GOD I totally forgot about the time she played a recording of her doctor to "prove" how sick she was what a flipping headcase!Incredibly late to the party, but for your consideration, Gobs does The Grinch in Where are youChristmasSurgeon
Where are you surgeon?
Why can’t I find you?
Can you operate today?
Where is the bandage?
To put on my wound
I’ll record what you say
I need attention
I’m sew pewly
Does that mean Janes coming down?
Where are you surgeon?
Please take this organ
I filtered myself looking grey
I’m not the same Gobs
My life is changing
All my friends have gone away
The thing with this crapped out "album" that she's working on is anyone with a half decent voice can be trained to sing. Why would the world want another album of someone singing covers of already amazing songs?? Now, could Gabby actually write a song or come up with a melody or even co-produce a song, I'd be impressed. But making constipated faces while singing someone else's song is a bit of a cop out.She has actually got a decent voice. Why didn’t she pursue singing?