Gabriella Lindley #55 The best way tew spread Christmuss cheer is with a surgery at the end of the year!

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mmbx094

im sobbing with laughter at this

bruised said:
4 bin bags of cat shit
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FIIIIIIIIVE BEDROOM MAKEOVERS
 
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BoomTimesTwo

On the 4th day of Christmas, Jane-y gave to me.. 300 iced buns and Yorkshire pud in swampy graaaaavy

NoOooOoo THERAAAAAAAPY!!!

Gabby you don’t need to spare us the details. You eat shit, you have explosive shit. NO gallbladder tings You take all of our bizznazz advice, why can’t you listen to us old ladies that are gallbladder-less who absolutely knew you’d end up posting that same exact thing you just posted because we’ve been there, done that, got the bright red hospital socks to prove it. You fucking posted that with a Starbucks in your hand.. you need a punch in the face at this point.. and your mum needs to tell you she can’t help you if you can’t help yourself. One of the absolute worst things you can have is constant milky coffee drinks. You’re a knob… and I also believe this is the real reason you’re pissed at your dad. I reckon he tells you this stuff too.
 
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Albi

On the 7th day of Christmas Amazon sent to me, 7 brand new “toilets”
 
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kbjhguih

But will she box dye her stripy baleyage before or after her surgery?
 
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Walnutss

Idkk said:
She’s an influencer. Sponsorships and ads and affiliates piled on top of each other. They get paid every time they fart. It’s ridiculous.
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She also does fuck all except buy door knobs and paint I saved loads of money wfh lock down


Do I fuck want gaboon near my granny
 
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Cyclophage

I bet she’s fewming with her nostrils flaring over the fact we’ve written better songs than she ever could, in the space of a few hours when it’s taken her years and she’s still not wrote anything ewriginal
 
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amyy

She's actually embarrasing and I feel second hand embarrasment for her, no friends, no social life AT ALL clearly as she only vlogs in her flat. Honestly, does she realise how she looks
 
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missmina

Celery16 said:
Jane is a Director of Gabulous Ltd too, I think behind the scenes she plays a huge part in running the business. I agree it’s a messed up dynamic with those two though, especially witnessing how they behave towards each other in old vlogs.
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I'm so behind on the Gobs threads (cause obv she leads such an eventful life duhh) but "Director at Gabulous Ltd" killed me lol

Also, I have zero knowledge of UK labour law, but does anyone know whether Jane is actually employed by her / a contractor / has shares in GABOLOUS LTD or how it works? Tbf I totally imagine Gobs being dumb enough to employ her "illegally" and then plaster it everywhere on social media. Or she probably just works for free knowing Gobs. How much would Gobs be even paying her... Like from Gobs always mentioned, Jane wants to break free from north and from living with the "toxic family member" but seems the wages at Gabolous ltd aren't enough to rent an apartment anywhere.
 
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areyoujoking

amyy said:
She's actually embarrasing and I feel second hand embarrasment for her, no friends, no social life AT ALL clearly as she only vlogs in her flat. Honestly, does she realise how she looks
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I actually think she might be deluded and believes that she does have friends/what we say isn’t true. She clearly isn’t willing to change or do anything to socialise or improve her social skills anyway. She’s been making excuses since the dawn of time reasons as to why she can’t go out. For example, she used to write off her entire day if her Tesco shop was coming. She would literally say ‘Tesco have given me a 12-5 time slot today so I can’t go to PT, which is so frustrating!’ like any normal person would either leave a note advising to leave with a neighbour or something, or rearrange. She really must be crazy as I don’t think she believes it herself.
 
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Anotherone

She was probs jealous of Leo because he has cancer and she wanted to get the attention back to her.
And Gabbo, all that will end when you get therapy and stick to it.
 
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judgejohndeed

missmina said:
Like from Gobs always mentioned, Jane wants to break free from north and from living with the "toxic family member" but seems the wages at Gabolous ltd aren't enough to rent an apartment anywhere.
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Key part here being Gobs mentioned it though. Personally I don't think Jane wants to move anywhere and is perfectly happy with her home set up. Just the other day someone posted a photo of what appeared to be her out for food with The Sew Abusive Dad, George and Sophie. Jane wanting to be 'free' from whateverhisname is seems like a fantasy Gobs has constructed. The only person Jane needs to be free from is Gobs.
 
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jackolantern

On the 12th day of Christmas, the toilet man gave to me...
12 fanny flutters so I died from a coronaryyyyyyyyyy

(Then I came back as Gavin the ghost to let yew knew it was THE WORST coronary the doctors had ever seen)
 
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hereforthememe

This makes me so mad writing off the day for a Tesco delivery 12-5

I work 8-4 and still manage to exercise 1+ hour in the evening, study part time, cook, wash my hair

jesus wept
 
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Yumyumbumbum

I've just finished watching her video and can I just say that my bedroom is painted with Dulux Just Walnut too and I can say for a fact that is definitely not pink! Not even a hint of pink. I'm so confused by what makes her think it is pink?!
 
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roastbeef

i can’t see if anyones posted it, but did anyone else see the story she had up lunch time ish? Nellie supposedly has neck cancer and needs some radiation?! i forgot to screen shot it
 
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Alrighthunxo

Yours isn’t much better you passive aggressive hermit crab


roastbeef said:
i can’t see if anyones posted it, but did anyone else see the story she had up lunch time ish? Nellie supposedly has neck cancer and needs some radiation?! i forgot to screen shot it
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Not Nelly, Leo

 
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