Gabriella Lindley #53 hewcus pewcus, your launch is attrewshus

[Fillyjonk]

Why is NOBODY telling her that her complexion is too ruddy for lighter blondes? Her pink round face with silver hair is going to look like a ham wrapped in tinfoil.

 

[freshgossip5]

No way she’s just asked herself ‘what is your opinion on November’ I wouldn’t even ask my best friend their opinion on a month let alone a person I follow on insta and don’t know personally. She’s actually lost the plot

 

[Pnpplsndy]

Why did she come home and immediately put her hair into plaits?! What on earth is that about? She so weird!

 

[Celery16]

If this doesn’t prove she asks herself the questions, nothing will. She is so flipping strange.

 

[EllaEm87]

Why is NOBODY telling her that her complexion is too ruddy for lighter blondes? Her pink round face with silver hair is going to look like a ham wrapped in tinfoil.

She’s sew pale (I agree, she’s ruddy. Silver is going to look dreadful)

 

[rosesareblue]

I would love to give her a curly shoulder length cut with a sweeping fringe. DARK BROWN! She’d look amazing. But no… more silvuuuuhhh

 

[lira]

If this doesn’t prove she asks herself the questions, nothing will. She is so flipping strange.

Someone ask her what's the first thing she's going to do when it turns November

 

[Mooncalf]

Who comes home from the hairdresser and immediately puts their hair into plaits? I know this is nowhere near the weirdest thing she's done, but it baffles me as Gabby would say

 

[Celery16]

Howling at the thought of Gabbie doing voice over work.

 

[HotTea]

Why is NOBODY telling her that her complexion is too ruddy for lighter blondes? Her pink round face with silver hair is going to look like a ham wrapped in tinfoil.

She’s becoming the ham.

Also, side note, I love my cats to bits and they’re my babes… but if someone asked me if I had Halloween plans with my CAT I would bleeping die lmao.

 

[Randomlyorange]

Howling at the thought of Gabbie doing voice over work.

Is she admitting she isn’t passionate about Jewniper Mewn?

 

[HotTea]

Howling at the thought of Gabbie doing voice over work.

Finishing that album. Shall we take bets on that next?

I’ll go April 1st 2034

 

[EllaEm87]

Who comes home from the hairdresser and immediately puts their hair into plaits? I know this is nowhere near the weirdest thing she's done, but it baffles me as Gabby would say

It’s because she hates it! Also those plaits are SO neat. Wouldn’t be surprised if the hairdresser did them…

Howling at the thought of Gabbie doing voice over work.

“HULLO”

 

[Hill1994]

So the dream career of having her own jewniper mewn office with pizza days has gone like a fart in the wind then?

 

[rosesareblue]

Shops a flop, Jane’s back home and I want to live anywhere maybe even Rome

 

[Fillyjonk]

"Audition for Les Mis"

duck off, love. With what agent would you get that audition, exactly? With what training?

I don't think even her local am dram society would be very impressed with her audishun given she's never done any shows and would probably sing from behind a curtain.

 

[Kitten458]

Howling at the thought of Gabbie doing voice over work.

She is DELEWDED if she thinks she’d just ‘go into voiceover work’
I can picture it now
‘Do yew suffer from sewper bad stomach pains? Is your doctor botching all your surgeries? Is your only friend your cat? Call 1-800-HAM now to secure your diagnewsis’

 

[Punchface]

God, she must SEETHE with envy at Polly’s studio and friends employees!

 

[JLPU]

So delusional.. never mind the fact she thinks she will star in les mis... this girl actually thinks she will have friends hahahahahahaha

 

[judgejohndeed]

Audition for Les Mis ahahahahaahah oh Gabbage how is this hilarity provided to us for free