Literally just got home from a quick food shop that was delayed by 10 minutes because I was tempted by all the Easter eggs lmao. You'll all be glad to hear that I pulled my adult clompy shoes on, gave my potato head a shake and managed to reach the till with a (debatably) small chocolate bar instead for my craving. To be fair I haven't had any chocolate since Christmas!
Gabriella Lindley #39 Can buy friends, can buy bots, but nobody forgets what she did in a box
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Why would anyone post this, I can’t cope
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It was my birthday yesterday guys, which was sew nice but sadly my boyfriend got called away to an emergency cricket match. 🥲
(I'm not over the emergency cricket match excuse yet - I think we should bring it up every birthday we get! Maybe even sing "Happy Emergency Cricket Match Day" on every hater's birthday.)
(I'm not over the emergency cricket match excuse yet - I think we should bring it up every birthday we get! Maybe even sing "Happy Emergency Cricket Match Day" on every hater's birthday.)
Bit early but thread title suggestion: "rubber lips, loves her crisps, f&b does not make a house flip"
The tragic part is he'd rather play cricket than spend her birthday with her, which she clearly would have loved
nah that's just sadI mean, I don't think there actually was a boyfriend, let alone a cricket match.The tragic part is he'd rather play cricket than spend her birthday with her, which she clearly would have loved
Nah the tragic part is that he didn't even existThe tragic part is he'd rather play cricket than spend her birthday with her, which she clearly would have loved
She's a man hater because no one wants her and that's a hard pill for her to swallow.
Sorry, I mean that IF he did exist, he chose cricket as an excuse not to spend a birthday with her
I'd rather be single than with a man like that if he chose a bloody "emergency" cricket as his excuse
I'd rather be single than with a man like that if he chose a bloody "emergency" cricket as his excuse
The idea of her fostering to the extent that Kitten Lady does is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard. I fostered a mother cat who was very ill and her 6 kittens a few summers ago and it is SO MUCH work. Constantly cleaning, doing laundry, administering medications, making and giving formula, vet visits, etc. It was an amazing experience, but seriously... she has no clue. 
Thankfully for me, I’m actually a Winter baby (or autumn, depending how pedantic you want to be) so unlike Gobs, my (real life) boyfriend won’t have any emergency cricket matches to attend.Sorry, I mean that IF he did exist, he chose cricket as an excuse not to spend a birthday with her
I'd rather be single than with a man like that if he chose a bloody "emergency" cricket as his excuse
He also doesn’t play cricket, which helps, because it’s incredibly dull to watch.
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She's a man hater, sofa for a bed, noshing Easter egg, got a big thumb for a head
*to the tewn of man eater*
She's a man hater, sofa for a bed, noshing Easter egg, got a big thumb for a head
*to the tewn of man eater*
I couldn't be arsed going to a cricket match. Now cage fighter, or a boxer... I'd so watch that even especially if it was my birthday
Watch Gabby change her cricket lie to a "sexier" sport
Then watch her pick golf
Watch Gabby change her cricket lie to a "sexier" sport
Then watch her pick golf
She needs to stop doing those stupid faces on Instagram just because Polly does them. Single white femaling it right up there Gobs.
She opened a shop just because Polly had one
Two year dream my arse Gobs, we see you.
Standard Gobbie meal. The creamed spinach has even made an appearance! Wtf is the Yorkshire pud gluten free, when we know fifty percent of her diet is white bread?
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Imagine being so boring even your made up boyfriend can't be arsed with youSorry, I mean that IF he did exist, he chose cricket as an excuse not to spend a birthday with her
I'd rather be single than with a man like that if he chose a bloody "emergency" cricket as his excuse
Looks like she’s wearing the foreskin jumper again, which means she’s still painting her kitchen, as she got ‘wood paint’ on it a few weeks ago, so it’s probably now been relegated to ‘painting top’. That would explain why there’s no video this week, the next one will be a ‘new vibey kitchen reveal’. god, everything about her is so grim.
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