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Poopular, I’ll never be poopularWish I had more of an imagination for the rest of the song but please enjoy my contribution to Moaning Myrtle’s toilet singalong
Who will buy this wonderful Margot?
A two mewn sky, you get one for free
I want the cash, but none of the labour
Jane put them in a box for meeeee
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My flat is insta, my flat is smart
Farrow & Ball support my art
Such a dazzling flat of many colours
How I love my flat of many colours
It was red and yellow and green and brown
And scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And red and yellow and green and brown and
Scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And blew
A two mewn sky, you get one for free
I want the cash, but none of the labour
Jane put them in a box for meeeee
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My flat is insta, my flat is smart
Farrow & Ball support my art
Such a dazzling flat of many colours
How I love my flat of many colours
It was red and yellow and green and brown
And scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And red and yellow and green and brown and
Scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange
And blew
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You’re the one that I want,
Poo poo poo,
Hobbie
apologies, I just wanted to join in
Poo poo poo,
Hobbie
apologies, I just wanted to join in
Sometimes the simplest are the best you knowYou’re the one that I want,
Poo poo poo,
Hobbie
apologies, I just wanted to join in
love itCrying
I’m sat here cackling so much
Do we think she's gunna get the covid vaccine? Feel like she's either one of these "I dONt KnOw WhAts in it So iTs NoT GoiNg in my BoDy" or she's gunna get it and complain about made up side affects and be ill for a month and doctor Jane will have to take care of her
If she doesn't get it, she'll have an "excuse" not to go out. (but still going out with momma dearest just because)
But if she gets it, she can act like sore and tired and the worse swollen arm ever.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
But if she gets it, she can act like sore and tired and the worse swollen arm ever.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If she doesn’t get it after all these months whinging about covid I will personally yeet her into the sun to be honest with you
Considering the amount of tit with questionable ingredients she consumes on the daily, she can't exactly moan about not knowing
She'll probably say she's allergic to something or another
Edit-- saw that she retweeted this. Is this why she's such a tit daughter?
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I'd dew anything
For yew, ham, anything
For yew, I'd dew anything
Anything for yew
Would yew scoff me on the train?
Anything
Choose me over Jane?
Anything
At the hairdressers?
It's awll the same
I'd dew anything
For yew, ham, anything
For yew, I'd dew anything
Anything for yew
For yew, ham, anything
For yew, I'd dew anything
Anything for yew
Would yew scoff me on the train?
Anything
Choose me over Jane?
Anything
At the hairdressers?
It's awll the same
I'd dew anything
For yew, ham, anything
For yew, I'd dew anything
Anything for yew
There are so many questions around this like ‘why doesn’t she move out’ ‘why doesn’t she date again’ and I honestly feel like the answer is probably just...because she doesn’t want to? To me it seems reasonable she likes where she lives, maybe she’s perfectly happy living with her best friend (as Chris described Jane as being) doesn’t want to move out of the house they’ve always lived in, maybe she likes that area and doesn’t want to live in Sussex, etc etc.
Not at all trying to shut down discussion by the way. I just think given how easy it would be for her to move out or move away, maybe the answer to all this is very simple - she’s happy with the arrangement and likes it. I don’t have an issue with that, a little unconventional sure, but different strokes for different folks and all that.
Also if she lived with Gabby she would clearly have to share a bed with her forever, enough to put anyone off given how little she washes
Because dearest Gobs is sew sew independent and isn't very close with her mum
You're a shower of bastards and I'm fewmin' I'm trying to go to sleep but I keep flashing back to the last few pages of this thread and cackling so much I shake the bed! This was a well-needed laugh after today's gloomy news - keep it up you rewd 30+ haters
I'm trying to go to sleep but I keep flashing back to the last few pages of this thread and cackling so much I shake the bed! This was a well-needed laugh after today's gloomy news - keep it up you rewd 30+ hatersSolved the sew toxic environment situation - her dad is sewww bad for her health becosss Jane is his best friend. But how is that possible wirh Jane is her best friend?? How dare anyone else exist in Jane's world??? George? Don't even know who that is 
she keeps Jane tucked away with her and sends selfies of the two of them from bed to her dad as a way to say "ha, I win, 30+ hater x BTW need you to come up and fix my shelves bye"
she keeps Jane tucked away with her and sends selfies of the two of them from bed to her dad as a way to say "ha, I win, 30+ hater x BTW need you to come up and fix my shelves bye"
One more:
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minions,
Five hundred twenty five thousand watching this mess.
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred dumbshits,
How do they measure, measure success?
In storage, door painting, in badly drawn cups of coffee,
In whinges, in toilets, Quavers and Jane
To five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred dumbshits,
How do you measure a year in Gab's life?
How about ham?
How about ham?
How about ham?
Measure in ham...
Seasons of ham...
Seasons of ham...
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minions,
Five hundred twenty five thousands followers to buy.
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred dumbshits,
How do you explain Gabby to a woman or a guy?
In friends that jumped ship, or the fake tears she cried,
In boxes she tit, or the way that she lied?
It's time now to call out
How her lying never ends
Let's commiserate, remember a year
In her life with no friends.
How about ham?
How about ham?
How about ham?
Measure in ham...
Seasons of ham...
Seasons of ham...
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minions,
Five hundred twenty five thousand watching this mess.
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred dumbshits,
How do they measure, measure success?
In storage, door painting, in badly drawn cups of coffee,
In whinges, in toilets, Quavers and Jane
To five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred dumbshits,
How do you measure a year in Gab's life?
How about ham?
How about ham?
How about ham?
Measure in ham...
Seasons of ham...
Seasons of ham...
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred minions,
Five hundred twenty five thousands followers to buy.
Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred dumbshits,
How do you explain Gabby to a woman or a guy?
In friends that jumped ship, or the fake tears she cried,
In boxes she tit, or the way that she lied?
It's time now to call out
How her lying never ends
Let's commiserate, remember a year
In her life with no friends.
How about ham?
How about ham?
How about ham?
Measure in ham...
Seasons of ham...
Seasons of ham...
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