My predictions for Gabby for 2021:
- adds âchronic illness warriorâ to her social media bios
- starts talking about âspoonsâ and âspoon theoryâ and rudely tells people to google it if they donât understand. Probably also tells people who are in wheelchairs that she understands their problems because she has âsew sew bad endewâ
- shares multiple cringe memes about how people who donât have chronic illness just donât understand how difficult life is
- pledges to donate 1% of profits from Jewniper Mewn to an Endometriosis charity; throws a hissy fit and claims sheâs âjewst a smol independent business, itâs all we can affordâ when called out on it
- starts ranting about Covid and correct mask wearing EVEN MORE becos she has a chronic illness and she could DIE! Everyone knows that Covid directly affects the uterus lining so please ensure you wear your mask correctly (unlike Gabby) to avoid millions of Endo sufferers dying as soon as your selfish arse steps outside to work/live/be a normal person
- blames ALL her personal failings on her endew, and sew now 2021 will be HeR YeAr and she will be sew sew successfewl after this diagnosis... sheâs gonna be sew thin, sew happy, sew loved up with a non-Catfish (flash foward to her 27th birthday and sheâs gained weight, given up on Jewniper Mewn, hasnât left the house since her operation and has followed and unfollowed Eeshan 300 times)